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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I can juggle five oranges at once and balance a spoon all at once.

    Do you believe me :O?

    I believe the bears taught you this witchcraft.

    Best day of the week?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Saturday!!!!!!!

    Should I be burned at the stake for this witchcraft?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Saturday!!!!!!!

    Should I be burned at the stake for this witchcraft?

    You know the hungry caterpillars favourite day of the week is Saturday as well.

    Yes you should be burnt at the stake. No need for fire though, the sun will do the job for us this week Sir.

    Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    HazDanz wrote: »
    You know the hungry caterpillars favourite day of the week is Saturday as well.

    Yes you should be burnt at the stake. No need for fire though, the sun will do the job for us this week Sir.

    Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

    Not this particular plan :D but yes in general I do like it :D

    What will you be having for dinner?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Not this particular plan :D but yes in general I do like it :D

    What will you be having for dinner?

    Peacock burgers and mustard sauce.

    Do you think you can catch a wild pigeon with your hands?


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Peacock burgers and mustard sauce.

    Do you think you can catch a wild pigeon with your hands?

    I can indeed,leave a trail of bread crumbs and then grab it!

    Is that cruel though?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I can indeed,leave a trail of bread crumbs and then grab it!

    Is that cruel though?

    No Sir. Survival of the fittest.

    What has been your great achievement for the day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    HazDanz wrote: »
    No Sir. Survival of the fittest.

    What has been your great achievement for the day?

    Surviving a few years working with hazards & refraining from calling the a useless muppet in more colourful language.

    What is the first thing you would buy if you won the lotto ?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    A mansion in Russia.

    Will you be returning to the mother land this summer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    A mansion in Russia.

    Will you be returning to the mother land this summer?

    I don't need to return, I am from this land.

    Did you think I was from overseas ?


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I don't need to return, I am from this land.

    Did you think I was from overseas ?

    I was just testing you to make sure you weren't KGB.

    How long do you think you could stand torture before you broke?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I was just testing you to make sure you weren't KGB.

    How long do you think you could stand torture before you broke?

    Thats depends on what the torture entails.


    Would you be singing ?:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I was just testing you to make sure you weren't KGB.

    How long do you think you could stand torture before you broke?

    Until dinner time. I wouldn't want to be getting tortured on an empty stomach.

    Edit: Yes, a ballad probable.


    What will end human life on earth?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    The seven bears of the apocalypse will reign down upon us.


    Will you take them with me?

    Where will we take them?

    Can we talk about happier things?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Where will we take them?

    Can we talk about happier things?

    Sure.

    What would you like to discuss now? :)


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Where will we take them?

    Can we talk about happier things?

    Apologies.

    Do you watch the news?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    No, its always depressing.

    Is it too early to go to bed now ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    No news is too depressing.

    Can we talk about rainbows, puppies or sunshine?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    No news is too depressing.

    Can we talk about rainbows, puppies or sunshine?



    Sure

    Will you get us started sooooo :D?
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    No, its always depressing.

    Is it too early to go to bed now ?

    Yes! at least watch the mid week movie first :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Sure

    Will you get us started sooooo :D?



    Yes! at least watch the mid week movie first :pac:

    Eh oookayyy .

    Have you any rainbow puppy or Sun stories?:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Eh oookayyy .

    Have you any rainbow puppy or Sun stories?:)

    A puppy walks into a bar reading the Sun newspaper. "I'd like a glass of rainbow please", he says to the barmsn.

    "What's that?" says the barman.

    "Well", replies the puppy, "I've got the Sun so if you aim a splash of tonic water into a glass, we should get a rainbow".

    Have you just wasted 10 seconds of your life reading that silly story? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    A puppy walks into a bar reading the Sun newspaper. "I'd like a glass of rainbow please", he says to the barmsn.

    "What's that?" says the barman.

    "Well", replies the puppy, "I've got the Sun so if you aim a splash of tonic water into a glass, we should get a rainbow".

    Have you just wasted 10 seconds of your life ready that silly story? :D

    No cos it made me laugh.
    What makes you laugh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Probably stories like that.

    Are you burnt red or golden brown?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Probably stories like that.

    Are you burnt red or golden brown?

    Golden Brown Sir.

    Do you believe in curses?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Probably stories like that.

    Are you burnt red or golden brown?

    Golden brown head to toe.

    Do you prefer the beach or the beach bar?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Golden Brown Sir.

    Do you believe in curses?

    I do.........
    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Golden brown head to toe.

    Do you prefer the beach or the beach bar?

    beach bars

    Any thing good on tv tonight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Depends.

    Do you think people should return to carrying a small sword or rapier when out and about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I do.........



    beach bars

    Any thing good on tv tonight?

    I just watched weird or what. Still not sure what it was all about.
    Are you an understanding type of person :D?

    I am indeed.

    EDIT: I do sir yes :)

    Once trust is lost can you gain it back in someone?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Depends.

    Do you think people should return to carrying a small sword or rapier when out and about?


    I do indeed.
    HazDanz wrote: »
    I just watched weird or what. Still not sure what it was all about.



    I am indeed.

    EDIT: I do sir yes :)

    Once trust is lost can you gain it back in someone?

    It depends on the situation I guess.

    Get into any fights this week?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven



    Get into any fights this week?

    No, as it happens.

    Are you start'in, are ya? :D


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