Older women

leewarden · 03-07-2013 10:12PM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Im almost 31. How old am I looking for? 20 year old toy boy?

20 is too young, go 23

toastedpickles · 03-07-2013 10:17PM

leewarden wrote: »

20 is too young, go 23

Happy medium 22

mattjack · 03-07-2013 10:23PM

Wanders in.

"Married to an older woman , Polish / Jewish extraction".

Wanders off nonchalantly .

Czarcasm · 03-07-2013 11:09PM

leewarden wrote: »

Is that actually the same woman:eek:

It is indeed, she's also known for a particular "wardrobe malfunction" at some awards ceremony when her top burst open to reveal her bra, but for the life of me I can't find a link now! That was before she lost a load of weight and claimed her new figure was down to some fad diet and exercise, came out later she'd a gastric band fitted. The papers of course had a field day!

leewarden · 03-07-2013 11:19PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

It is indeed, she's also known for a particular "wardrobe malfunction" at some awards ceremony when her top burst open to reveal her bra, but for the life of me I can't find a link now! That was before she lost a load of weight and claimed her new figure was down to some fad diet and exercise, came out later she'd a gastric band fitted. The papers of course had a field day!

Crackin' lookin woman!

IrishExpat · 03-07-2013 11:20PM

Had this exact debate today with the flatmate. He generally chases younger, whereas I usually find myself with the older variety (and have resigned to this fact). Pros and cons from both sdes, but older and experienced trumps the younger body but no idea what to do with it. But yeah of course there has to be an attraction/chemistry to start with.

IrishExpat · 03-07-2013 11:22PM

toastedpickles wrote: »

Happy medium 22

Half your age + 7 is the scientific solution.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 03-07-2013 11:24PM

IrishExpat wrote: »

Half your age + 7 is the scientific solution.

No it isn't.

It's (A-A)+18 where A is your age.

mr lee · 03-07-2013 11:28PM

there all pink on the inside

Meauldsegosha · 03-07-2013 11:37PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

It is indeed, she's also known for a particular "wardrobe malfunction" at some awards ceremony when her top burst open to reveal her bra, but for the life of me I can't find a link now! That was before she lost a load of weight and claimed her new figure was down to some fad diet and exercise, came out later she'd a gastric band fitted. The papers of course had a field day!

It was Judy Finnegan that had the wardrobe malfunction not Fern Britton. They both presented This Morning and bigger/older ladies so its easy to confuse them.

Lingua Franca · 03-07-2013 11:38PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

It is indeed, she's also known for a particular "wardrobe malfunction" at some awards ceremony when her top burst open to reveal her bra, but for the life of me I can't find a link now!

That's because you're confusing Fern Britton with Judy Finnigan.

Czarcasm · 04-07-2013 12:19AM

Meauldsegosha wrote: »

It was Judy Finnegan that had the wardrobe malfunction not Fern Britton. They both presented This Morning and bigger/older ladies so its easy to confuse them.

Lingua Franca wrote: »

That's because you're confusing Fern Britton with Judy Finnigan.

Thanks lads, no wonder I'd the Google fail! :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfpN8NcHX5U

Fine pair of back crackers!

06-07-2013 12:11AM

Saw a woman today, probably 50-55, and what a magnificent figure she had. Possibly the nicest legs I've ever set my two eyeballs on. Wasn't just her legs, but an all round impeccable figure.

af_thefragile · 06-07-2013 12:26AM

But what about the whole "Romeo and Juliet" love where you converse only in poetry and talk about the end of the world in passionate discourses of eternal love and teenage hormones???

06-07-2013 12:27AM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Im almost 31. How old am I looking for? 20 year old toy boy?

I had just turned 32 and succumbed to the charms (stalking) of a 22 year old.

8 years later, I still do it for him ;-)

dd972 · 06-07-2013 12:32AM

when the only older women are in Newland's Cross, then you know you're in trouble

ardinn · 06-07-2013 12:41AM

When I was 23 I was with a 42 yr old for over a year - told the parents she was 27 - they believed it to until one of my mothers friends said she went to school with my OH :O

Anyhoo - She literally destroyed me - I mean tore me asunder the first night I was with her - I have been an avid follower of older ladies since then - no messing, no drama, just the best you will get, ever!! I got some schooling!!!

Never had anything close to it since, although thats probably because I was forced to significantly up my game and since then there isnt much im not able to handle! Anyone I have been with since is like holy sh1t!!! (the training was excellent)

Aidric · 06-07-2013 01:06AM

The older woman brings confidence to the table and that's a big turn on.

Pug160 · 06-07-2013 01:09AM

I think women hit a certain age and start enjoying sex more. I know there are young girls who enjoy it too but with older women it's as though they are more comfortable in their own skin and have less insecurities. It's as though they just enjoy it for what it is, rather than attaching it to something else.

ardinn · 06-07-2013 01:37AM

Pug160 wrote: »

I think women hit a certain age and start enjoying sex more. I know there are young girls who enjoy it too but with older women it's as though they are more comfortable in their own skin and have less insecurities. It's as though they just enjoy it for what it is, rather than attaching it to something else.

Exactly - couldnt have explain the bold part better - nothing worse than a girl paraniod about her body or how she is doing - Just f*ckin enjoy it woman!!

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