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Man rings police about prostitute. What should you be able to report that you cant?

  • 29-06-2013 02:16PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 IvaBigWun2


    A man in West Midlands in the UK phoned 999 to complain about ugly prostitute http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138

    Suffice to say they werent too happy about it.

    What should you be able to report to the Guards but you cant?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    I'd love to go into the station and complain a dealer for ripping off his customers by selling Weed too expensive..That would be an interesting one. I reckon I'd be laughed out of it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    The price of cocaine, tis criminal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    Possession of a nasty personality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 IvaBigWun2


    People saying "click like for a chat" on Facebook.


  • Posts: 11,734 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    there a campaign in the uk to stop stupid 999 calls

    I read one where a mother rang 999 after her kids would not go to bed


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I,d like to complain about Mrs Mattjack , she won,t allow me have a girlfriend for social events.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act". :pac:


  • Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Rayne White Zygote


    Women wearing beige/tanned ugg boots, with black leggings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Chattastrophe!


    IvaBigWun2 wrote: »
    People saying "click like for a chat" on Facebook.

    Who does that?! :confused: You've got weird friends!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Been groped by women in a niteclub. No guards would take that seriously.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 IvaBigWun2


    Tlachtga wrote: »
    Who does that?! :confused: You've got weird friends!

    Or people Ive since deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Been groped by women in a niteclub. No guards would take that seriously.

    I wouldn't just tell the Guards - I'd tell EVERYBODY!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    stoneill wrote: »
    I wouldn't just tell the Guards - I'd tell EVERYBODY!!!

    Everybody except your girlfriend obviously. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,716 ✭✭✭skimpydoo


    I would complain about Anglo Irish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 IvaBigWun2


    skimpydoo wrote: »
    I would complain about Anglo Irish.

    Arent people doing that in guard stations this week?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    charlemont wrote: »
    I'd love to go into the station and complain a dealer for ripping off his customers by selling Weed too expensive..That would be an interesting one. I reckon I'd be laughed out of it...

    It's the Gards fault that weed costs so much

    Garda raid nets 2oz herbal cannabis, spokesman said it has a street value of € 500,000


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    I would report, arrest and generally beat up plenty queue jumpers the bastards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My local shop for only having vanilla flavoured yoghurts in stock.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭MOC88


    The TV licence inspector for harrasment


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    People taking a sh*t in the street.

    People calling door to door asking if you want your driveway done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Criminals, they don't want to know about them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    You should be able to report posts.

    Mods just dont have enough jail space.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Report people far dawdling in the overtaking lane at the speed limit.


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