Who do you say 'Oh F***' to when they appear on TV?

RayM wrote: »

David Quinn or Breda O'Brien from the Iona Institute.

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

I'd say he'd love to vex the hole off ya. That show is just plain bad. Donal seems like a pleasant chap but his presenting style leaves a lot to be desired. There's an awful whiff of Billy Barry blue eyed boy off him. When he gets his mates around and they play some awful music which sounds like the theme tune off some poxy Australian soap, thats when the real cringe starts. It's just so 90's.

A show which winds me up no end for it's uber hip, thirty something, lefty, gaurdian reading, middle class southern brit following is The 10 o'clock show. The utter smugness which eminates from that show is unbearable, im a big fan of Charlie Brooker. Jimmy Carr i can take or leave. Lauren Laverne is wallpaper but it's that little weasel David Mitchell who really pisses me off basically the poster boy for the show's following as described above.

Ant & Dec. Nice lads i suppose, too fcking nice if you ask me. The type of cnuts who your ma thinks are a great laugh, a pair of dancing monkey inoffensive cheeky chappy sorts who keep the masses entertained. Everytime one of these spacewasters gives a nod and wink to the camera a child dies in Africa.

Noel Edmonds. This fella is the fcking anti-christ, a worse buachaill you'll never find. A few years ago this human stain went on the news claiming he wasnt paying for a tv license in some sort of 'man of the people' charade, couple of weeks later it came out that he had a tv license all along now hardly the work of an anti-christ but certainly a glimpse into the psyche of this unctuous w@nkboy. The sight of him hopping around hospitals giving gifts to sick kids while dressed as Santy makes me want to vomit. Now i'm not opposed to the act of giving gifts to sick kids at Christmas, but this cnut and his production team lay it on thick, the false humble act, the crocodile tears, the money shot of Noel hugging a bemused sick child while Coldplay's- Fix You builds to it's wanknificent crescendo...FCUK OFF NOEL!

and for some balance,

Jeremy Kyle is fantastic, he's clearly a vile, cretinous individual but he pulls it off with such flair that you've got to admire it. His faux sincerety & disgust act is something to behold, the man is pure panto.

Obviously im a very hate filled individual and all the afformentioned are probably lovely people.

except for Noel fcking Edmonds of course.

Goodnight.

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Whoever that bint on the Irish travel show is. She's all teeth and bad hair extensions. I only have to see her to get seriously annoyed at what passes for attractive and or talented in this country. Shallow, fake and obnoxious presenting. Makes me wonder who they're related to or fcuked to get the job. I don't even know what the programme is called, as soon as I see her I have to change the channel as fast as is humanely possible.