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Who do you say 'Oh F***' to when they appear on TV?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    The narrator for Come Dine With Me... if hell exists, his voice will be loudly and wackily narrating every trial and torture.


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If you were half the man she is you'd be twice the man you are. :D

    Her & Nora Batty Handbags at dawn, only one will return!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    If you were half the man she is you'd be twice the man you are. :D

    Magda McDonald - I think she should change her name to this when she reaches 70, somehow I think it'll suit her. Even if she changed her name she'd still be the same annoying **** inside just with an uglier exterior and more ingratiating voice as time goes by.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Whoever is a guest on the late late show if I have ever heard of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    Colin Montgomerie, Sweet divine that man is egotistical personified!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Barry Scott from Cillit BANG!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Ray D'Arsey. If I hear him or see him. The wanker gives me the gawk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Whoever is a guest on the late late show if I have ever heard of them.

    Linda Martin is starting the new season of the Late Late Show in a few months with her rendition of Daft Punk's 'One More Time'. You must be beside yourself with excitement?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Pretty simple question - is there anyone that vexes or annoys you so much that you almost have a reflex action to say 'Oh f***', not that **** again. It usually magnifies when you least expect to see them and then bang, they suddenly appear. Anyway, you get my drift.

    As for me, well, it'd have to be Mary Lou McDonald because I know as soon as I see the transvestite-looking manikin talk, it's going to be a tidal wave of the most cringe worthily abject nonsense, on a scale far greater than any other politician could only dream of being.

    So who is it for you that evokes such a reaction?
    Really? Any agenda there, at all? And "any politician"?? Really? I mean really?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Really? And "any politician"?? Really? I mean really?

    Yes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    Julian Simmons - and not because he is gay , just because he is a knob jockey

    i had the opportunity once to run him over in my car , and alas my good side talked me off that cliff.

    i live with my eternal shame :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    Really? Any agenda there, at all? And "any politician"?? Really? I mean really?

    I presume there was an agenda considering it was the OP.

    *Slinks back to his pedantic corner* :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Can't stand Brendan O'Connor. Tubbs is slightly more bearable than him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Barry Scott from Cillit BANG!


    I succumbed to his shouting and bought one of his confusing multi-purpose floor, limescale and windowsill cleaning products, turns out it was crap.


  • Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ray Foley! How has nobody mentioned him yet? He is the most awkward, least charismatic and unfunny person I've ever seen on TV. I genuinely cringe when he tries to make small talk with anyone on that "Take Me Out" show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭miss flutter ups


    Tyra Banks - Crazy woman (seems a nice person though)
    Vincent Brown- A dismissive bully at times
    Ryan Tubridy- Cringe worthy
    Rosanna Davidson-Glenda Gilson etc
    Jordan-Dead behind the eyes at this stage


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭john.han


    That Kitchen Hero lad, Donal Skehan, he vexes my hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭Gipo3


    Daithi O'Se


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,123 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Ray Foley, Robbie Williams, "Bressie", the squeaky one from Westlife with the Bertie Aherne connections


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,599 ✭✭✭patmac


    CJC999 wrote: »
    Fucking Twink. Never has there been such a nauseating ugly aul sour faced bag as that nasty aul bitch yet RTE still take her out of her kennel on a regular basis to fill slots obviously left void when normal people decide that they don't want to appear on a show that would even consider having someone like fucking Twink as a guest.
    Is that Mr Twink by any chance. Just said oh **** watching the legend Niall Rodgers who asked a load of people on stage for the last song and one gob****e takes out his IPad and starts recording ffs enjoy the moment.


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  • Posts: 4,824 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Craig Doyle and Jamie Oliver.
    They should be tied together, rolled in a carpet, set on fire, and rolled off a cliff onto jagged rocks that have a minefield beneath them. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Morrissey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Ed Byrne, ****ing ruining Mock the Week :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 887 ✭✭✭steirishrover


    Philip Schofield bugs the living **** out of me... He seem to be doing every second show on utv and his grin I want to punch...

    Marty Whelan... How is this fella allowed on tele.. The way he stares at the other presenter on winning streak when she talks like as if he should be the only one to talk...

    Not that I watch winning streak lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,222 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Breda O'Brien or Caroline Simmons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭DesperateDan


    Just googled Twink :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    Davina McCall. :mad::mad:

    Condescending piece of annoying shít.

    She's a cúnt to watch and even more of cúnt to listen to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Linda Martin is starting the new season of the Late Late Show in a few months with her rendition of Daft Punk's 'One More Time'. You must be beside yourself with excitement?

    At first I thought you were joking, then I googled it to be sure. I am not sure what I saw after typing in "linda martin daft punk".

    Maybe we'll get someone who auditioned for the voice on it too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Marty Morrissey. His melty mahogany face gives me nightmares as does his twin that lad that does the antique shows on English tv.

    Also the birds eye bear. Scares the bejayus outta me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    David Quinn or Breda O'Brien from the Iona Institute.

    Whenever the issues of marriage equality or abortion crop up on Prime Time, you can be guaranteed that either Quinn or O'Brien will be there, smugly citing the findings of some flawed or cherry-picked study that just happens to conveniently agree with their deeply held religious bigotry. And despite their ubiquity on television, radio and in print (one has a weekly column in the Independent, the other in the Times), they still complain about the media being biased against them.


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