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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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  • #7922
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    STFU Machew!


  • #7923
    lucylu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    when is the Lambay Island Wallaby Gaddering on Joe?


  • #7924
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Another conspirator in this charade


  • #7925
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    "how did they get the cattle in"

    They swam Joe, great swimmers are cattle.


  • #7926
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    The brought the cattle in on the 'bow-it'!


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  • #7927
    Floppybits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Oh a hidden graveyard, Joe will be making calls to get out to it.:)


  • #7928
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Why does Joe find it so hard to believe there are wallabys there? He can't seem to get his tiny mind around it.


  • #7929
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "Her funeral was shown on the Late Late Show"

    That wasnt a funeral, that was one of Ryan's regular shows..


  • #7930
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


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  • #7931
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    lucylu wrote: »
    when is the Lambay Island Wallaby Gaddering on Joe?

    The duck billed platypuses on Ireland's Eye have already organised their one.


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  • #7932
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    Why does Joe find it so hard to believe there are wallabys there? He can't seem to get his tiny mind around it.

    Well a salt of the earth northsider told him it wasn't true last week. Now an educated man told him it is true. Joe doesn't trust the educated. Or non-northsiders.


  • #7933
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A lot of wonky shoulders out there


  • #7934
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    STOP INTERRUPTING JOE YOU MORON!


  • #7935
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Around the world in 80 hospitals.....

    I'm out.


  • #7936
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Mon o co sez Joe


  • #7937
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "How did you get the cattle on to the island?"

    "Well, it was a huge catapult, Joe, you should have seen it Joe."


  • #7938
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Anyone get the impression that Joe is angling for a trip to Lambay Island to verify the Wallabies do exist?


  • #7939
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,886 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    "How did you get the cattle on to the island?"

    "Well, it was a huge catapult, Joe, you should have seen it Joe."

    I'm sure Aubrey played a part as well :D


  • #7940
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,886 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Puuuuuuteeeeen :rolleyes:


  • #7941
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Puteen? Isn't that the stuff they make up in the mountains?


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  • #7942
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Vladimir and Merkel are on Lambey Island too? They'll be shaking hands with the wallabies.


  • #7943
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    FFS Joe, will you pronounce "Putin" correctly, you fcukin muppet!


  • #7944
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I thought when Joe was asked about his own wages before he said "it's not for me to decide what a nurse is worth or what a broadcaster is worth." He's obviously changed his position on this, cos it suits him.


  • #7945
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    can he really not say putin?:eek:


  • #7946
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Poooteeen.

    Good man Joe.

    Alcohol is cheap in Ireland? News to me.


  • #7947
    Yakuza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,130 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Who's this Pewteen bloke then?

    And WHOI OH WHOI in the name of Christ do we have to have every world leader who darkens our doors pose next to a pint of Guinness. Tack about a poxy stereotype that is getting very dated and lame.


  • #7948
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Pewteen? *cringe*


  • #7949
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    I wish I knew where all this cheap drink was?? People make up figures off the top of their head. 80 cent for a Budweiser?? WHERE??


  • #7950
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    can he really not say putin?:eek:

    He can, but only when it involves the words ....on me slippers


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  • #7951
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    I thought when Joe was asked about his own wages before he said "it's not for me to decide what a nurse is worth or what a broadcaster is worth." He's obviously changed his position on this, cos it suits him.
    The gobshyte flat denied what he was getting paid, on more than one occasion. Must have been a bit of a let-down for him to read in the papers, the list published by his employers, exactly what he's getting.


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