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It Never Felt So Good, It Never Felt So Right

  • 10-06-2013 11:50PM
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Like being pished on a Monday night??
    Why are the things that we shouldn't do the things that are the best?

    It's a funny old world. :)


Comments

  • #2
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Go home drunk. You're backwards.


  • #3
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    An afternoon snooze.:o


  • #4
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    It really is.
    Did ya ever stand beside a stranger in a pub, fart, wait a few seconds, then look at him as if to say "Did you just fart?!"
    Because I never have...I sware ta God.

    Hell, if he's in a group, you should go all out and say "Jesus man, ya fairly unleashed that one didn't ya?!"


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Panthro wrote: »
    It really is.
    Did ya ever stand beside a stranger in a pub, fart, wait a few seconds, then look at him as if to say "Did you just fart?!"
    Because I never have...I sware ta God.

    Hell, if he's in a group, you should go all out and say "Jesus man, ya fairly unleashed that one didn't ya?!"
    Must try that one sometime. There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.


  • #6
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Must try that one sometime. There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.

    Stand beside the dog, fart loudly, and if anyone says anything to ya you can say "Don't blame me, blame it on the Jack"
    Boom!


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  • #7
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,059 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Me too frontwards. Tis great save for getting up in 4hrs for work...

    At least





    I


    . Didn't





    Fall







    Down?


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Must try that one sometime. There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.


    There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.[/QUOTE]


    Sounds like the beginning of a joke :)


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Jake1 wrote: »
    There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.


    Sounds like the beginning of a joke :)[/quote]

    The barman says

    'we don't tell jokes in here on a Monday night'
    He's a bit of a sourpuss.


  • #10
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Panthro wrote: »
    It really is.
    Did ya ever stand beside a stranger in a pub, fart, wait a few seconds, then look at him as if to say "Did you just fart?!"
    Because I never have...I sware ta God.

    Hell, if he's in a group, you should go all out and say "Jesus man, ya fairly unleashed that one didn't ya?!"

    It was YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    :pac:


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Larianne wrote: »
    It was YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    :pac:

    She who smelt it dealt it. :p


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  • #12
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    She who smelt it dealt it. :p

    Oh, ffs!

    :(


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Larianne wrote: »
    Oh, ffs!

    :(

    Sorry :o


  • #14
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Sorry :o

    Oh relax. We all know ladies don't do that sort of thing!

    :pac:


  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Larianne wrote: »
    Oh relax. We all know ladies don't do that sort of thing!

    :pac:

    Drink on a Monday night or fart?

    Coz I know ladies that do both. :p


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