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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    This wan constantly telling us she has a Level 5.....presumably in B/S.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭TheVman


    Certificate in Nappy Changing

    and a masters in bottle giving

    and a Ph.D in ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    All this talk about qualifications is a moot point. You don't need qualifications to be nice to a child.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Beginning to wish Joe would get back to fire engines and headstones...speaking of which, i wonder what he would make of this one,

    25722057.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭TheVman


    70% of babba's minded by neighbors and relatives...
    Sounds like the black market is ripe and reeling in baby minding...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    We're up to Level 8.

    Potty-training.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    Can we add the word 'Vocation' to the bingo card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Level 10 Pram walking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Message for all parents:- Don't have kids unless you are going to look after them yourself!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    VEC will teach you to make funny noises when using words such as HIGHLY

    They won't emphasise or clarify your point but it will annoy people


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    I thought I was already listening to RTE Junior.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    calming-baby.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    holding on the phone for 2 days :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Jaysus, that's some Mayo accent!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Pedantic emotional weirdo on line 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭TheVman


    Two days on hold. And she's still going to crack up by the sounds of it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    Sinn Fein caller scoring political points.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    She's been on hold for two days :eek:

    No wonder the budget for Joe's show is so expensive


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭TheVman


    " I think, I think, I think, I think >= I think............ anyways we will get away from that..."

    Thank fcuk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Did she run a hedge creche?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    What's this freaks name so that we can rib her properly.

    Bet she's overweight, a smoker and has been fired from a childcare position on more than one occasion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    caller- "I'm not trying to make excuses"

    ...after she lists out about seven excuses off the top of her noggin. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    My mother wasn't trained, was poorly paid and had no scheduled breaks either, but I think she did a brilliant job, even if I say so myself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    very same people on complaining about low pay in the child minding sector would also be ringing in fcomplaining if the child minding charges doubled to pay the minders


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Sure half the TD's in this country are falsifying their expenses. Does this woman seriously think they'll do anything about crèche managers and workers committing fraud?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe swiftly moving on from the root cause of our woes, Bertie's Tiger, to having a swipe at property taxes.

    We all partied, didn't we Joe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    Why does he think he should get a grant?

    Or maybe it's an automatic entitlement these days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Fantastic

    go in to primary school a learn the same stuff again


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Meathlass wrote: »
    Why does he think he should get a grant?

    Or maybe it's an automatic entitlement these days

    Might be the FF genes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Gutworms"


    Nice one there Ad. Dept.

    Hello lunch!


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