Aj Miller Thinks He is Jesus (New Australian Cult)

29-05-2013 11:31AM #1

oh boy , another money making scam

its very sad , it was just on sky news now

could clearly see that his followers arent right in the head , giving up everything to follow him

http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/story/1471642/just-call-me-jesus-inside-an-australian-cult/

doesnt ask for money only wants peace and love , yet rolling in the doh and selling dvds

Mr Benevolent · 29-05-2013 11:32AM

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

29-05-2013 11:33AM

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

well i doubt hed be selling dvds

Meritocracy Wins · 29-05-2013 11:35AM

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

It would be all over the the news. Fox would orgasm, Al Jareeza would probably close.

Korvanica · 29-05-2013 11:35AM

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

There would be a Bible 2. and a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk

WumBuster · 29-05-2013 11:37AM

heard about this guy before. A complete narcissist.

--Kaiser-- · 29-05-2013 11:38AM

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

We probably have to figure out if he was there in the first place

Supraman · 29-05-2013 11:39AM

did he register here yet ? jesus boards a/c should make interesting reading !

Korvanica · 29-05-2013 11:39AM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

We probably have to figure out if he was there in the first place

Heh ... this will be good.....

Wattle · 29-05-2013 11:42AM

'You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Ok. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't **** around. Doesn't **** around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that god was having trouble with. For years I asked god to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit'.

barone · 29-05-2013 11:44AM

AJ = aaaaagh jaysusss //

seem legit

:P

bacon n eggs · 29-05-2013 11:56AM

well i doubt hed be selling dvds

What do you think then, carpenter, fisherman perhaps?

Korvanica · 29-05-2013 12:05PM

bacon n eggs wrote: »

What do you think then, carpenter, fisherman perhaps?

Con Artist is my bet

29-05-2013 07:06PM

Hes the spitting image of David Koresh ( Branch Dividians, Waco Tx)

kneemos · 29-05-2013 07:12PM

Mary ain't half bad looking.

brianblaze · 29-05-2013 07:14PM

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

Jesus was David Koresh with a better agent....

lahalane · 29-05-2013 07:16PM

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

Would it be another Immaculate Conception? If so, I suggest the new Virgin Mary should go on Jeremy Kyle. Best episode ever.

kneemos · 29-05-2013 07:29PM

Now that I think of it he's claiming yer won is Mary but she looks the same age or younger than him,how does that work?

JD DABA · 29-05-2013 07:36PM

Miller - the king of men/beers

1ZRed · 29-05-2013 07:47PM

This probably how it all came about in the first place. Some lad realised he could trick a bunch of gullible eejits for his own benefit so he went with it.

God loves a trier! :pac:

Hootanany · 29-05-2013 07:49PM

WumBuster wrote: »

heard about this guy before. A complete narcissist.

Does he fall asleep alot then.

Knasher · 29-05-2013 09:22PM

Don't worry he is on the list of people who think they are Jesus.

What would be great is if we could get all of the Jesuses (Jesuii ??) together in a Big Brother type house, and see what happens. The one who convinces the largest amount of his fellow Jesuses, that he is the real Jesus, wins.

It would either be completely hilarious or a complete bloodbath, in which case the one that rises from the dead after 3 days becomes the de-facto winner. Either way though entertaining television.

endacl · 29-05-2013 09:24PM

Knasher wrote: »

Don't worry he is on the list of people who think they are Jesus.

What would be great is if we could get all of the Jesuses (Jesuii ??) together in a Big Brother type house, and see what happens. The one who convinces the largest amount of his fellow Jesuses, that he is the real Jesus, wins.

It would either be completely hilarious or a complete bloodbath, in which case the one that rises from the dead after 3 days becomes the de-facto winner. Either way though entertaining television.

They're all wrong. I'm Jesus. I used to be Spartacus.

SB2013 · 29-05-2013 09:58PM

Boards already had a resident Jesus. He spent a lot of time in conspiracy theories and legal discussion. Referred to himself as JC and was from Navan. Wrote a few manuscripts as well. If he wasn't so crazy his knowledge of religion would be very impressive.

The Backwards Man · 29-05-2013 10:12PM

What was the film where Harvey Keitel went to Australia to deprogram a cult member and ended up riding her?

PopePalpatine · 29-05-2013 10:44PM

SB2013 wrote: »

Boards already had a resident Jesus. He spent a lot of time in conspiracy theories and legal discussion. Referred to himself as JC and was from Navan. Wrote a few manuscripts as well. If he wasn't wilfully ignorant as fcuk his knowledge of religion would be very impressive.

Fixed your post. Reading a J C post is as painful as shítting a brick.

Wattle · 29-05-2013 11:10PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What was the film where Harvey Keitel went to Australia to deprogram a cult member and ended up riding her?

Holy Smoke. A really crappy film but on the plus side lots of Kate Winslet in the nip.

ollaetta · 29-05-2013 11:19PM

kneemos wrote: »

Now that I think of it he's claiming yer won is Mary but she looks the same age or younger than him,how does that work?

Not Mary his mother apparently, she's Mary Magdalene the reformed "lady of pleasure".

Mardy Bum · 29-05-2013 11:24PM

This fella is clearly insane. Jesus is currently living in Siberia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk

Fox_In_Socks · 29-05-2013 11:34PM

Meritocracy Wins wrote: »

It would be all over the the news. Fox would orgasm, Al Jareeza would probably close.

Excuse me! That is libelous!:mad:

Only in the presence of vixens!

Aj Miller Thinks He is Jesus (New Australian Cult)

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