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Where's the strangest place you've had sex?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭dh0011


    on the couch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    padraig.od wrote: »
    serious answer - Ankor Wat

    Jaysus the heat :eek: although you could pick a worse place to raid a tomb :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    On a canal lock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    In a mirror maze, jesus it was clean mad , there was piles of me riding everywhere, kinda like a big me orgy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭Mr Tibbs


    Cork24 wrote: »
    Had sex in Vietnam. She told me she love me long time!!

    Yeah I know the drill. Me so horny me give you good time.

    Me love you big time.


    One minute later next please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    At a Game centre


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    In a primary school yard coming home from the local disco.

    It was with someone from the disco and not the primary school, right? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    In an old eircom phone box, I kept hitting my head against the phone :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    In a public park at 3am in the morning in Belgium while waving to passer bys.

    In a tent while some friends were asleep beside me while camping just outside Melbourne.

    In a car parked at the side of the road while other cars and people were passing by in Dublin.

    On a beach in Magnetic Island in Northern Queensland Oz.

    In a toilet in Spain - horrible toilet.

    On a bunk bed with some randomer sleeping above me and a room of people asleep in Oz.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Oh I did it in a bed with my ex while 2 other people did it beside us. That was a bit mad.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Top of Croagh Patrick :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,046 ✭✭✭RayCon


    Nearly in an art gallery but she backed out at the last minute.

    Strap-on was it ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    In a cattle shed on a bale of straw waiting for the vet to come to a sick calf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    Rasheed wrote: »
    In a cattle shed on a bale of straw waiting for the vet to come to a sick calf.

    Were you having sex with a calf??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,730 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    In her left ear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,679 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Under the stairs in uni in the middle of the day. people walking up and down them over us. I winged the condom into a corner after and it was still there when I left uni three years later, except now it was surrounded by cobwebs. I half expected a spider with my face to crawl out. Well no, obviously I didnt half expect that, I didnt expect that at all.

    On a slightly separate note, I know it's not a particularly strange place to do it but I had sex on the beach once and I do not recommend it. Unpleasant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭The Cool


    In the OH's guestroom under a painting of Jesus and 6 angel baby heads.
    It was an extreme one of those holy pictures you see in Catholic homes which his granny had bought in memory of the six miscarriages she'd had. I'm a prod and it freaked the hell out of me. Didn't stop us but!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    On my desk in the last place I worked. Not too exciting!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    Gondola lift in Austrian alps, stopped coz of a blizzard so had to do something to keep occupied.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 226 ✭✭McNulty737


    Museum toilet in rome.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    GiftofGab wrote: »
    Were you having sex with a calf??

    I wasn't no, just the farmer. We let the cattle look though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Under the stairs in uni in the middle of the day. people walking up and down them over us. I winged the condom into a corner after and it was still there when I left uni three years later, except now it was surrounded by cobwebs. I half expected a spider with my face to crawl out. Well no, obviously I didnt half expect that, I didnt expect that at all.

    On a slightly separate note, I know it's not a particularly strange place to do it but I had sex on the beach once and I do not recommend it. Unpleasant.

    :pac::pac::pac: Brilliant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,679 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    :pac::pac::pac: Brilliant.

    What about yourself Itwasntme, where's the weirdest place you've ever gotten biz-zay.

    Oh, I also did it with my first girlfriend in an over crowded taxi bus once. Cant believe I forgot that, even if it was nearly a decade ago.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    vibe666 wrote: »
    Chelmsford

    Nothing strange about getting laid in Essex mind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,273 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Disabled toilets, Bridlington town hall, spring 1986.

    Neither of us were disabled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭Fizgig Bandicoot


    In the toilets of the TGV, on a trampoline in the garden of my boyfriend's parent's house(quite tipsy), in a neighbour's garden on the way home from the pub (very drunk).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    On the couch at a house party. It was 12 o clock at night and everyone was still there. Surrounded by my friends and people I knew from school. Absolutely no shame.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    What about yourself Itwasntme, where's the weirdest place you've ever gotten biz-zay.

    Oh, I also did it with my first girlfriend in an over crowded taxi bus once. Cant believe I forgot that, even if it was nearly a decade ago.

    On the swings in a beer garden and on a hotel balcony. The hotel balcony itself wasn't a strange place to have sex but there was a Muslim man saying his evening prayers on the balcony right next to ours and I am pretty sure he saw and heard us :o. I feel guilty about ruining his prayers to this day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    In the sea at a busy beach on the hottest day of the year. People didn't seem to notice but a seal popped his head up out of the water about 5 metres away and had a good look at us - put us right off.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,679 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    On the swings in a beer garden and on a hotel balcony. The hotel balcony itself wasn't a strange place to have sex but there was a Muslim man saying his evening prayers on the balcony right next to ours and I am pretty sure he saw and heard us :o. I feel guilty about ruining his prayers to this day.

    Ruining???????


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