The YooToob thread

Foxhole Norman · 24-05-2013 02:34PM

This is class!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8sVDenpPOE

Best way to avoid speed bumps, jump right over them!

CianRyan · 24-05-2013 02:40PM

Holy ****!
I actually laughed loud enough to wake the dead, was not expecting that!

Ronnie Beck · 24-05-2013 04:58PM

Watched 101 - 109 last night. Goes into more detail than I've seen in any other video. All on a 4g63 mitsi engine.

TestTransmission · 26-05-2013 04:51PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfNq8uPIQ1k

brembo26 · 26-05-2013 08:54PM

Randomly come across this lad from time to time. Whats goin on a bmw? :eek:

evolutionqy7 · 26-05-2013 09:01PM

brembo26 wrote: »

Randomly come across this lad from time to time. Whats goin on a bmw? :eek:

They have an electronic oil level measurement sensor that warns you if it goes low. Not a problem. That guy is a bit crazy...

hoodie6029 · 26-05-2013 09:52PM

The demise of the dipstick

It was news to me that dipsticks were on the way out

dr.fuzzenstein · 26-05-2013 10:27PM

evolutionqy7 wrote: »

They have an electronic oil level measurement sensor that warns you if it goes low. Not a problem. That guy is a bit crazy...

But how do you know how much oil to put in? Check the dipstick?
Or just randomly pour in an amount of oil and hope it's right?
Only Irish farmers in their 60's can get that one right, they open the bonnet, remove the oilcap and pour in x amount of oil and have done for all their lives without ever reading the dipstick, but the rest of us aren't psychic.

brembo26 · 26-05-2013 10:34PM

Exactly my concern :P

evolutionqy7 · 26-05-2013 10:38PM

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

But how do you know how much oil to put in? Check the dipstick?
Or just randomly pour in an amount of oil and hope it's right?
Only Irish farmers in their 60's can get that one right, they open the bonnet, remove the oilcap and pour in x amount of oil and have done for all their lives without ever reading the dipstick, but the rest of us aren't psychic.

Google engine oil needs
Ring your vehicle manufacturer and ask
Use AutoData
Go on boards and ask

Most engines I ever serviced have around +- 4 liters of oil anyway (unless their a bigger engine),

You always have the option to put in less, check console, add as required.
With dipstick, add oil, check level with dipstick, add as required.
Same process done differently...

Pointless to argue about these! Back to YooToob Videos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoZl_j-qjs

dr.fuzzenstein · 26-05-2013 10:56PM

evolutionqy7 wrote: »

Google engine oil needs

Ring your vehicle manufacturer and ask

Use AutoData

Go on boards and ask

Most engines I ever serviced have around +- 4 liters of oil anyway (unless their a bigger engine),

You always have the option to put in less, check console, add as required.
With dipstick, add oil, check level with dipstick, add as required.

Same process done differently...

Most of that, er wha? I did not inquire about the average oil capacity of various engines, so nice side story, but irrelevant.
My point is if your car tells you "I'm low on oil!", how do you know how much?
I take it there's some kind of digital read out, or maybe there isn't and you will need diagnostic equipment to see the level?
Is my car down by 200, 300 or maybe even 500 ml? Will it tell me?
Will I now have to go to the main dealer to top up the oil? Will it cost me €50 to do that now?
I'm used to pouring in oil and consult the dipstick to see when it's right.
Will I now have to pour in oil, run around to the dash and see if it's right?
I'd hate to have to run back and forth 10 times, rather than just pull out the dipstick.
As the EGR, DMF, DPF, piezo injector nozzles and electric handbrakes have shown, new and shinier is not always better.

Dartz · 26-05-2013 11:59PM

evolutionqy7 wrote: »

They have an electronic oil level measurement sensor that warns you if it goes low. Not a problem. That guy is a bit crazy...

Renault 1.5 DCI engine is the same.

There's a setting in the onboard computer to check it manually before starting the engine. It also has an onboard oil-monitoring system to let you know if the oil quality has dropped.

Veloce · 27-05-2013 05:12PM

Driving at 190km/hr through traffic does not end well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y9Zih9q0Ujo

Tallon · 27-05-2013 05:23PM

hahah

Veloce · 27-05-2013 05:29PM

evolutionqy7 wrote: »

They have an electronic oil level measurement sensor that warns you if it goes low. Not a problem. That guy is a bit crazy...

He is absolutely bananas. Shouldn't be let behind the wheel of a car!

shedweller · 27-05-2013 11:53PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAvN0EzEacU

RustyNut · 28-05-2013 08:48AM

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

My point is if your car tells you "I'm low on oil!", how do you know how much?
I take it there's some kind of digital read out, or maybe there isn't and you will need diagnostic equipment to see the level?
Is my car down by 200, 300 or maybe even 500 ml? Will it tell me?
Will I now have to go to the main dealer to top up the oil? Will it cost me €50 to do that now?

Don't know about beemers but a merc will tell you to add one litre of oil at next fuel stop.

Tallon · 28-05-2013 03:14PM

Garda car comes down slip road at Lucan in the bus lane, comes across 3 lanes in front of me.. then a bit down the road, makes a Complete 90 degree turn, nearly cause an RTA with the car and truck.. all just to stop a couple of kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5cijZi4X4

vectra · 28-05-2013 05:06PM

Polo ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaLkRTwPb9k

Or

Golf :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPY3QFwSKk

Veloce · 28-05-2013 10:11PM

Fastest tractor in the world

http://youtu.be/ig9JeWfZPc0

hoodie6029 · 28-05-2013 10:24PM

The bogger in me wants one badly!

Thought he was gonna hook up to that trailer at 2:41 to show it's practical as well!

Voodoomelon · 28-05-2013 10:54PM

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Most of that, er wha? I did not inquire about the average oil capacity of various engines, so nice side story, but irrelevant.
My point is if your car tells you "I'm low on oil!", how do you know how much?
I take it there's some kind of digital read out, or maybe there isn't and you will need diagnostic equipment to see the level?
Is my car down by 200, 300 or maybe even 500 ml? Will it tell me?
Will I now have to go to the main dealer to top up the oil? Will it cost me €50 to do that now?
I'm used to pouring in oil and consult the dipstick to see when it's right.
Will I now have to pour in oil, run around to the dash and see if it's right?
I'd hate to have to run back and forth 10 times, rather than just pull out the dipstick.
As the EGR, DMF, DPF, piezo injector nozzles and electric handbrakes have shown, new and shinier is not always better.

Just some info on this, the electronic oil level reading BMW are implementing sounds a little odd, but is very simple and made for non-hands-on individuals.

The system simply alerts you to when the car needs 1 litre of oil. Up until that point, the system just shows the level as OK. If you want to top up the oil, you are simply guessing which isn't a great idea.

So they've made it uber-simple. Either your car is fine, or it reports when it needs 1 litre of oil.

dr.fuzzenstein · 28-05-2013 11:22PM

Voodoomelon wrote: »

Just some info on this, the electronic oil level reading BMW are implementing sounds a little odd, but is very simple and made for non-hands-on individuals.

The system simply alerts you to when the car needs 1 litre of oil. Up until that point, the system just shows the level as OK. If you want to top up the oil, you are simply guessing which isn't a great idea.

So they've made it uber-simple. Either your car is fine, or it reports when it needs 1 litre of oil.

Just don't trust all that modren jiggery-pokery, work of the devil! (shakes fist)

Chris_Heilong · 29-05-2013 12:37AM

One for Cian_Ryan, this looks so damn good, Wonder what camera and lens they used.

rovoagho · 29-05-2013 01:02AM

Veloce wrote: »

Fastest tractor in the world

http://youtu.be/ig9JeWfZPc0

Here's the original with credits and details. I hate YT users like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHl24QynOM

CianRyan · 29-05-2013 02:31AM

Chris_Heilong wrote: »

One for Cian_Ryan, this looks so damn good, Wonder what camera and lens they used.

The DREAM!
Those cars sliding, the lights cutting through the tyre smoke... It's a sight to behold.

On the camera, I'd guess a Canon 5D or similar, lens I haven't a clue. Maybe a 10-22mm but it's hard to tell.