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If you could redesign the human body

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    #62
    Chemical Urn
    Site Banned Posts: 1 ✭Chemical Urn


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    Plus, 1 sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. A normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds.

    ALL HAIL THE SPERM

    Surely more than that


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    #63
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    A zipper or velcro on the bellies of women who need C sections...


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    #64
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    Chemical Urn wrote: »
    Surely more than that

    Yeah I think so too. I read it online somewhere then googled it just now to get the figures, but I think the first time I read it, the numbers were much greater. Anyway, you get my point :pac:


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    #65
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,337 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    Men - corkscrew dicks

    Women - corkscrew chachas

    Both screws either left hand or right hand

    Righty tighty, lefty loosey?

    Might be a bit awkward?

    'Is it in yet?'

    'No, you need to keep turning clockwise, and stop kicking me in the face'


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    #66
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    To be able to changed skin like a chameleon.


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    #67
    DublinArnie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭DublinArnie


    I would remove the belly button and have the embilical cord come out of the mouth.


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    #68
    scotty91
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭scotty91


    jonnny68 wrote: »
    Teeth that don't decay or rot saving having to visit rip off dentists, 7 fingers on each hand, 3D vision,

    Eeehhhhh.....................


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    #69
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    kowloon wrote: »
    Righty tighty, lefty loosey?

    Might be a bit awkward?

    'Is it in yet?'

    'No, you need to keep turning clockwise, and stop kicking me in the face'

    Irish people could be left hand thread and everyone else right hand thread to stop forden lads tukking ar wimmins


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    #70
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Detachable boobs for those days when you just don't want the pain of wearing a bra or the awkwardness of trying to sleep on your stomach.
    I'd also like some way for us girls to pee standing up. Comes in handy when caught short at a festibal- no more dicking around with squatting.


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    #71
    FGR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭FGR


    Weight gain/loss on demand. Would be brill :pac:


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    #72
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    Surely the second last makes the last superfluous?

    Not really, takes a while for things to grow back, you could have damaged your organs in an accident and need a transplant asap!


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    #73
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    A second heart.

    Because Mary broke mine back in 1996.


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    #74
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    1ZRed wrote: »
    -Orgasms to last longer and more intense for both men as women and have them equal in length.

    A pigs orgams lasts 30 minutes. Their happiness has nothing to do with the sh1t.


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    #75
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    I'd improve stomach design, eliminating the need for stomach acid. I'm sick of acid heartburn:(


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    #76
    Peter The Pedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭Peter The Pedo


    I woud make it have wheels


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    #77
    Ruski
    Registered Users Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ruski


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    When women are not pregnant, they should be able to lactate beer. (When pregant, the system of milk is fine).

    That is what I recently figured as a perfect use for nipples on men. Women's nipples lactate milk, men's lactate beer.


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    #78
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    A "wattle" like you'd find hanging down from a rooster's chin.


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    #79
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    If I had the chance to redesign the human body I would move the nose/nostrils to the back of the head, therby allowing humans to breath while swimming, (without the need to tilt/lift the head to inhale), people could also sneeze without spraying the person they were talking to!

    I would also improve night vision, & allow arms & legs to regenerate/regrow after amputation.

    And thats just for starters :))


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    #80
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Burlap_Sack wrote: »
    Index finger could double as a willy. Not sure where the sack would go though.


    E.T. has already conquered that issue.


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    #81
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    E.T. has already conquered that issue.
    ouch...


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    #82
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Ball sacks are annoying yokes. They get between your legs, make you uncomfortable if you're sitting for long time, are vulnerable weak spots if get hit, look kinda ugly too. I'ld make sperm survive at body temp and get rid of ball sacks and make the testes internal organs like kinda in women.


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    #83
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Ruski wrote: »
    That is what I recently figured as a perfect use for nipples on men. Women's nipples lactate milk, men's lactate beer.

    Who would want to latch onto some guy's hairy nipple to get some beer???


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    #84
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Sgt Hartman wrote: »
    I'd improve stomach design, eliminating the need for stomach acid. I'm sick of acid heartburn:(

    But then you'ld get all the bugs in your food infecting your body. Stomach acids kill all but the hardiest bugs to make your food sterile. Without stomach acids you'll have diarrhoea 24x7!


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    #85
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    finger and toe nails that grow to a short length and then stop, so you wont have to be clipping them every 4-5 days


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    #86
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    Ball sacks are annoying yokes. They get between your legs, make you uncomfortable if you're sitting for long time, are vulnerable weak spots if get hit, look kinda ugly too. I'ld make sperm survive at body temp and get rid of ball sacks and make the testes internal organs like kinda in women.

    THANK you. That's exactly what I meant :D


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    #87
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,405 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    A mouth on our belly


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    #88
    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,496 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    I'd quite like to have a tail


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    #89
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    I have just been having a discussion about this. Being pregnant seriously sucks so I would like it if we could lay eggs, small ones so it didn't hurt you at all. Then you could put the eggs in an incubator for 9 months and go about your life, not puking, getting fat or bloated or waddling around like a penguin and could just live your life for 9 months. Then you go and pick up your baby from the incubator when its ready. We need to evolve to do this!


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    #90
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Should be able to see behind us without turning around.
    Should be able to see in the dark.
    Should be able to breath under water.
    Runny noses, whats that about.
    Teeth should regrow.
    The body shouldn't need 6-8 hours to recharge.


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    #91
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    LordSutch wrote: »
    If I had the chance to redesign the human body I would move the nose/nostrils to the back of the head, therby allowing humans to breath while swimming, (without the need to tilt/lift the head to inhale), people could also sneeze without spraying the person they were talking to!

    but then you would have to turn around before you sneeze to see if there is anyone behind you and anyway you are supposed to cover your nose and mouth before a sneeze and that would be kinda hard to do if your nose was in the back of your head!


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