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Bird Sh*t on Your Car.

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  • #32
    fima
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 338 ✭✭fima


    I moved house two months ago and since then have had to wash my car 8 times. The woman next door feeds the birds and they nest in her facias. I am at breaking point here, think I just need to move! Some kind of flying ostrich type creature did it two nights ago, covered the roof and windscreen, possibly a terradactyl because there is no way in hell one ordinary little bird produced that much sh*te!


  • #33
    aristotle25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 700 ✭✭✭aristotle25


    I have to clean bird crap off the car at least once a day and often 2 or 3 times per day. No doubt the neighbours probably think I am a right spare but I am not having that bird crap eat into the paintwork!


  • #34
    bazz26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,594 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    $hit happens! That is all.


  • #35
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    I've noticed myself that this year seems to be particularly bad for bird poop on cars. I initially thought it was because there's a couple of nests around me but I can see cars covered in it at the local shops and even driving around the city. It's got to the point where I'm bringing a bucket of water out every day or two and cleaning the bird crap off the two cars.

    Was even thinking about posting the question as to why it's so bad this year in the Nature forum.


  • #36
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,920 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    Birds shat on my car before. I shot them. No more sh!t :D


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  • #37
    Sinister Pigeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Sinister Pigeon


    If I take a crap on your car, you gonna know about it!

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  • #38
    renofan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 866 ✭✭✭renofan


    My Uncle used to have a pet peacock. You should see the sh!t outta that bird :eek:

    My cars are black and we have trees around our house so every evening I find myself wiping bird-sh!t off them. Its better than leaving to bake in the sun till the weekend. I have a mitt and soak the sh!t in water and wipe with the mitt.


  • #39
    HurtLocker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭HurtLocker


    Good to see other people clean the sh*t off their cars regularly. Thought I'd become insane washing it off every evening :D


  • #40
    Sunny Dayz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,517 ✭✭✭Sunny Dayz


    Swallows have nested under the eaves of the building at work, beside my window no less which they take great aim at! I don't park my car near the building but it must be on their flight path to the nest or something cos my car has been covered this week. :mad:

    Or maybe they have it in for me..........


  • #41
    Sunny Dayz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,517 ✭✭✭Sunny Dayz


    http://youtu.be/kk0ieEGMcFo

    This is what you do to the birds who sh!t on your car!


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  • #42
    foreversky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭foreversky


    The last few weeks my yellow car is getting crapped on every single day.clean it every day.its head wrecking.


  • #43
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,836 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Sunny Dayz wrote: »
    This is what you do to the birds who sh!t on your car!

    Or this!



  • #44
    IK09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,055 ✭✭✭IK09


    You cant win either way, it its winter the birds are gone south...but the weather is so **** that you cant keep it clean. If it summer birds **** all over it. My brother got a nice 07 A4 about a month ago, with a big dirty bird **** on it, i couldnt believe it. He came home from buying the car with a massive plonk on the side of it, then got pure thick when i told him that the sh1t would ruin the paint


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