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How do you fit 4 elephants into a blue mini ?

  • 09-04-2003 01:58PM
    #1
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,142 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    2 in the front, 2 in the back and trunks in the boot.




    Why are elephants wrinkled ?

    Have you ever tried ironing one...




    Why do elephants have big ears ?

    Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭jonno


    Poor big ears. Those nasty elephants have gots him now.:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    actually...its coz

    not funny buddy:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Carbine - it was a joke, ok - and even I saw the humour, no matter how lame it may or may not have been. Maybe you are just too young to remember Noddy, so I will excuse it this time.

    Bio


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    Ahhh good old Noddy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Noody Rules.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i never liked big ears anyway, he always seemed so angry. noddy is probably to scared to pay the ransom....... that opens up a new question.. how did noddy make money, he had a car and a house alright but i don't recall a job per-say


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