Choose your own Adventure - er, lyrics

For a bit of fun, since Iron Man brought this song back from the dead:

The chorus from this song, if you don't recall, is entirely unintelligible. Though most people will swear they hear "If I was green I would die" or similar words. Looking at google crops up other interpretations of the "da ba dee da ba die" chorus.

Try this: create your own lyrics for the song and post them here. To make it interesting the person who posts the best version will get a free copy of the song on iTunes from yours truly.