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Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:27PM #1

I would like to apply to become a Boards.ie Mod
Here is my Cover Letter
Dear Boards.ie,I would like to apply for the job of becoming a mod for any forums, please find attached a copy of my CV for your consideration.Having been a part of a terrific website and having been contributing so much over nearly a year, I have developed a wide range of skills that would meet, and exceed the expectations for the role.In my present role as a Junior Cert student for Disclosed I have had many achievements, including to acheive thus results in the JC:
English-C/D
Maths-A/B
Science-A/B
Geog-A/B
History-A/B
Buss-A/B
Wood-A/B
Metal-B/C
German-C/D
Italian-C/D
Cspe-A/B
I would relish the opportunity to bring this level of success to your website.If you would like to get in touch to discuss my application and to arrange an interview, you can contact me via PM.I look forward to hearing from you soon.Yours sincerely Man City 10

Please forgive me if this is the wrong forum to post as I cannot find a forum for mods only

BillyMitchel · 12-05-2013 05:28PM

Won't win, just like city!

melekalikimaka · 12-05-2013 05:29PM

coke and hookers?

orestes · 12-05-2013 05:29PM

I like the cut of his job, let's give him a shot!

TheBody · 12-05-2013 05:29PM

You need to submit a €500 application fee to my good self. I'll PM you the account details.

eviltwin · 12-05-2013 05:29PM

Sorry mate, you're way too over qualified to be a mod

Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:30PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Won't win, just like city!

Did not ask for your opinion

Nor care about your opinion
This is for the head of boards.ie

The Backwards Man · 12-05-2013 05:30PM

You have to get better at closing threads first.:pac:

Chucken · 12-05-2013 05:30PM

eviltwin wrote: »

Sorry mate, you're way too over qualified to be a mod

But he has A/B in Wood :eek:

Prodigious · 12-05-2013 05:31PM

You forgot to attach your CV. /thread

orestes · 12-05-2013 05:31PM

Man City 10 wrote: »

Did not ask for your opinion
Nor care about your opinion
This is for the head of boards.ie

Now that's the kind of attitude we need in mods around here! Don't take any backchat from the plebs, crush 'em all.

Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:32PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You have to get better at closing threads first.:pac:

I will train night and day

kneemos · 12-05-2013 05:32PM

Man City 10 wrote: »

Did not ask for your opinion
Nor care about your opinion
This is for the head of boards.ie

Definitely mod material.

BBDBB · 12-05-2013 05:32PM

no mention of hobbies or interests

no mention of previous experience

no mention of a close family member who already is a mod

its not looking good OP

Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:32PM

Prodigious wrote: »

You forgot to attach your CV. /thread

Yeah I thought that would be a bit of private information so I left it for the mods

The Barefoot Pizza Thief · 12-05-2013 05:33PM

PM some apples to Admin.

hoodwinked · 12-05-2013 05:33PM

can you honestly say you won't be biased against man utd fans?

Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:33PM

BBDBB wrote: »

no mention of hobbies or interests

no mention of previous experience

no mention of a close family member who already is a mod

its not looking good OP

Yeah but that is all disclosed on my CV

Pappa Charlie · 12-05-2013 05:34PM

Man City 10 wrote: »

I would like to apply to become a Boards.ie Mod
Here is my Cover Letter
Dear Boards.ie,I would like to apply for the job of becoming a mod for any forums, please find attached a copy of my CV for your consideration.Having been a part of a terrific website and having been contributing so much over nearly a year, I have developed a wide range of skills that would meet, and exceed the expectations for the role.In my present role as a Junior Cert student for Disclosed I have had many achievements, including to acheive thus results in the JC:
English-C/D
Maths-A/B
Science-A/B
Geog-A/B
History-A/B
Buss-A/B
Wood-A/B
Metal-B/C
German-C/D
Italian-C/D
Cspe-A/B
I would relish the opportunity to bring this level of success to your website.If you would like to get in touch to discuss my application and to arrange an interview, you can contact me via PM.I look forward to hearing from you soon.Yours sincerely Man City 10

Please forgive me if this is the wrong forum to post as I cannot find a forum for mods only

Second level education disqualifies!

Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:34PM

hoodwinked wrote: »

can you honestly say you won't be biased against man utd fans?

Yes
Up united

Chucken · 12-05-2013 05:34PM

BBDBB wrote: »

no mention of hobbies or interests

no mention of previous experience

no mention of a close family member who already is a mod

its not looking good OP

^^^^^
Theres a Mod right now! Send it to him in strictest confidence.

Man City 10 wrote: »

Yeah I thought that would be a bit of private information so I left it for the mods

Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:34PM

Pappa Charlie wrote: »

Second level education disqualifies!

Ah comon
How about a trainee Mod

BillyMitchel · 12-05-2013 05:34PM

Man City 10 wrote: »

Did not ask for your opinion
Nor care about your opinion
This is for the head of boards.ie

Public forum you get it whether you like it or not sunshine. Already a 2nd rate mod just like your second rate team!

Larianne · 12-05-2013 05:35PM

Did you know that asking to become a mod immediately disqualifies you from ever becoming one?!?

The Backwards Man · 12-05-2013 05:35PM

Anybody remember the English kid from the late 80s that was a bigshot antiques expert, despite his balls not having dropped? Whatever happened to him?

Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:36PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Public forum you get it whether you like it or not sunshine. Already a 2nd rate mod just like your second rate team!

Aw now
Just wait next year with your new fire of an awesome Malaga manager
Look up his stats, especially with Real Madrid
70% Winnings over losses

BillyMitchel · 12-05-2013 05:36PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Anybody remember the English kid from the late 80s that was a bigshot antiques expert, despite his balls not having dropped? Whatever happened to him?

Became addicted to coke and hookers.

BBDBB · 12-05-2013 05:36PM

thinly veiled football thread

Larianne · 12-05-2013 05:37PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Anybody remember the English kid from the late 80s that was a bigshot antiques expert, despite his balls not having dropped? Whatever happened to him?

Yeah, he is now a she.

Keith Allen did a documentry about the family. VERY strange.

Man City 10 · 12-05-2013 05:37PM

Larianne wrote: »

Did you know that asking to become a mod immediately disqualifies you from ever becoming one?!?

No :eek:

Ihatecuddles-old · 12-05-2013 05:37PM

We need more female mods...nothing to with them getting naked once a year!

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