Groping

Festy · 29-04-2013 02:52AM #1

Have you been a victim of this crime on a night out ?

Happened to me last night :mad:

zVk · 29-04-2013 02:59AM

Thinly veiled "I've got an iPhone" thread...

WoollyRedHat · 29-04-2013 03:01AM

zVk wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I've got an iPhone" thread...

Bang!

I just shot you dead.

AlmightyCushion · 29-04-2013 03:03AM

zVk wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I've got an iPhone" thread...

So thinly veiled you can't even see it.

brian_t · 29-04-2013 03:04AM

Festy wrote: »

Have you been a victim of this crime on a night out ?

Happened to me last night :mad:

Sorry about that. I thought you were someone else.

LoonyLovegood · 29-04-2013 03:16AM

It's happened before. Once my boob was bruised. I usually just slap and sashay away.

29-04-2013 04:37AM

Only acceptable on Japanese commuter trains, thank you very much.

Lima Golf · 29-04-2013 04:41AM

If you've ever been to coppers you've been groped.

I was walking past the bar upstairs one night when a guy put his fingers through the belt loops on my trousers at the back and dragged me backwards into the crowd and groped my bum, 5 years later and we are now married. Kidding...I gave him the stink eye and kept walking

AlmightyCushion · 29-04-2013 04:55AM

Lima Golf wrote: »

If you've ever been to coppers you've been groped.

I was walking past the bar upstairs one night when a guy put his fingers through the belt loops on my trousers at the back and dragged me backwards into the crowd and groped my bum, 5 years later and we are now married. Kidding...I gave him the stink eye and kept walking

Thank feck you said eye there, thought you going to say something else seeing as it was coppers.

token101 · 29-04-2013 05:35AM

I've been groped and groped many a hooker. But that's a scrum for you.

honey83 · 29-04-2013 05:42AM

Men usually don't care (mostly) when and if it happens to them ( I know generalzing, but its mostly true). I am mean...I would punch a guy in his junk unless he asked permission first then we'd have to chat about it

and he'd have to be at least kind of cute to get a pass!

29-04-2013 07:10AM

Yup, I've been groped. Not just on nights out, sometimes in the cold sober light of day too.

stoneill · 29-04-2013 07:14AM

Is self groping a crime?

joe stodge · 29-04-2013 07:52AM

Ya big feeler!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 29-04-2013 08:45AM

honey83 wrote: »

Men usually don't care (mostly) when and if it happens to them ( I know generalzing, but its mostly true). I am mean...I would punch a guy in his junk unless he asked permission first then we'd have to chat about it and he'd have to be at least kind of cute to get a pass!

Your post is overflowing with bullshít, better create another for the excess.

krudler · 29-04-2013 08:53AM

stoneill wrote: »

Is self groping a crime?

in a school you don't attend it is.

Frank Black · 29-04-2013 09:07AM

Never groped anyone nor will I ever as I've too much respect for my female collegues, not unless the definition of groping is ammended to cover firm arse-slaps and playfull nipple-tweaks anyway.

RossFixxxed · 29-04-2013 09:18AM

joe stodge wrote: »

Ya big feeler!

Feeler is a word that needs to be reintroduced.

And lepper. And don't have an epo!

YFlyer · 29-04-2013 09:22AM

stoneill wrote: »

Is self groping a crime?

A sin.

Czarcasm · 29-04-2013 09:40AM

I've been groped more times than I care to remember tbh, when you go to a club there's a certain level of expectation that you will indeed be groped. That doesn't make it right, it's just a fact that it happens.

The only time I would've ever had to pull anyone up on it is when I was in a gay bar and there was a Kylie impersonator on stage giving it welly, and this chap behind me started pan handling my ass, I thought "fine, just ignore him and he'll give up", next thing he was telling his mates cop a feel, and I thought "ok NOW we're a little uncomfortable", but when he went for the full on reach between my thighs to grope my junk, that's when I had to turn around and just said "Stall the fùck on there would you? My ass ain't public property!"

He got the idea and apologised and after that and he and his mates left me alone for the rest of the night.

gobnaitolunacy · 29-04-2013 09:46AM

stoneill wrote: »

Is self groping a crime?

It makes little baby Jesus cry.

The J Stands for Jay · 29-04-2013 10:28AM

Growing any sort of facial hair is like hanging as sign over your arse saying "Please take a handful"

Karona · 29-04-2013 01:02PM

I had a guy grab my ass in a niteclub one night, turns out it was my ex boyfriend who still thought he could cope a feel. He got a slap in the face for it.

Wicklowrider · 29-04-2013 01:08PM

token101 wrote: »

I've been groped and groped many a hooker. But that's a scrum for you.

Trying too hard

Birneybau · 29-04-2013 01:19PM

Wicklowrider wrote: »

Trying too hard

honey83 · 29-04-2013 06:48PM

Elian Little Wildebeest wrote: »

Your post is overflowing with bullshít, better create another for the excess.

Of course it was welcome to the internet.

. I've punched a couple guys in my day for inappropriate behavior though, but that was in the military

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Festy · 06-05-2013 05:04AM

Karona wrote: »

I had a guy grab my ass in a niteclub one night, turns out it was my ex boyfriend who still thought he could cope a feel. He got a slap in the face for it.

You go girl

Freddy Smelly · 06-05-2013 08:20AM

token101 wrote: »

I've been groped and groped many a hooker. But that's a scrum for you.

i bet you were turned on too

armaghbhoy · 06-05-2013 08:27AM

My friend knocked a fella out one night for groping his girlfriends ass in a club

It also happened to my ex when I took her to a club one night, she kept saying ''someone grabbed my ass'' as if to say she wasn't happy there, but she wouldn't tell me who did it.

Kirby · 06-05-2013 08:40AM

armaghbhoy wrote: »

My friend knocked a fella out one night for groping his girlfriends ass in a club

It also happened to my ex when I took her to a club one night, she kept saying ''someone grabbed my ass'' as if to say she wasn't happy there, but she wouldn't tell me who did it.

Nobody grabbed her ass. She said it to see your reaction, if you went all caveman etc. B*tches be crazy, yo! :P

Either that or she was just too uncomfortable and embarrassed by it and just wanted to forget about it.

armaghbhoy · 06-05-2013 08:41AM

Kirby wrote: »

Nobody grabbed her ass. She said it to see your reaction, if you went all caveman etc. B*tches be crazy, yo! :P

Either that or she was just too uncomfortable and embarrassed by it and just wanted to forget about it.

Yeah, your not the first person to have told me that, so it is possible lol

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