Lie detector tests

Mariasofia · 26-04-2013 12:19AM #1

Easy to know I have the day off tomorrow.... If you could ask anyone, anything in a lie detector test what would it be eg Bill Clinton- well did you have sexual relations with that woman?;)

cherryghost · 26-04-2013 12:20AM

Bob - Did you shoot the deputy?

13spanner · 26-04-2013 12:21AM

I'd ask Meatloaf what he wont do for love.

Mariasofia · 26-04-2013 12:23AM

13spanner wrote: »

I'd ask Meatloaf what he wont do for love.

Lie detectors require a yes or no answer

So I've heard.

byronbay2 · 26-04-2013 12:23AM

Mr. Cruise/Travolta, are you gay?

Pilotdude5 · 26-04-2013 12:25AM

Elephants don't have keys.

castletownman · 26-04-2013 12:25AM

Are you really the head of the Kwik-e Mart?

wretcheddomain · 26-04-2013 12:28AM

I'd ask Brian Cowen, 'Are you a c**t?'

Mariasofia · 26-04-2013 12:30AM

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I'd ask Brian Cowen, 'Are you a c**t?'

Would ya really need the lie detector for that?

C.K Dexter Haven · 26-04-2013 12:34AM

13spanner wrote: »

I'd ask Meatloaf what he wont do for love.

Do you not know? He won't do-"that".:P

DaithiMa · 26-04-2013 12:35AM

Ask a rapist Is it always about power

C.K Dexter Haven · 26-04-2013 12:35AM

castletownman wrote: »

Are you really the head of the Kwik-e Mart?

Yes:rolleyes:

wretcheddomain · 26-04-2013 12:36AM

Mariasofia wrote: »

Would ya really need the lie detector for that?

It would be to see his squirming cringing face when the negative 'erghhhh' noise comes through and he ****s his teeth out. Moment of the century.

dan1895 · 26-04-2013 12:36AM

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Yes:rolleyes:

You?

C.K Dexter Haven · 26-04-2013 12:38AM

dan1895 wrote: »

You?

Yes:rolleyes:

C.K Dexter Haven · 26-04-2013 12:40AM

cherryghost wrote: »

Bob - Did you shoot the deputy?

Sherif is what I heard.

Dave! · 26-04-2013 12:41AM

Mariasofia wrote: »

Easy to know I have the day off tomorrow.... If you could ask anyone, anything in a lie detector test what would it be eg Bill Clinton- well did you have sexual relations with that woman?;)

Clinton admitted to the affair with Lewinsky though

What a waste of a lie detector!

shopaholic01 · 26-04-2013 12:41AM

Mariasofia wrote: »

Easy to know I have the day off tomorrow.... If you could ask anyone, anything in a lie detector test what would it be eg Bill Clinton- well did you have sexual relations with that woman?;)

He's already admitted that he had.

Edit: Dave! got there before me!

dan1895 · 26-04-2013 12:42AM

Really?

C.K Dexter Haven · 26-04-2013 12:43AM

dan1895 wrote: »

Really?

Yes:rolleyes:

Mariasofia · 26-04-2013 12:44AM

I know fairly crappy eg just to start the ball rolling.....so to speak ( no pun intended)

delw · 26-04-2013 01:28AM

Id ask that dick Jeremy Kyle "how does it feel"

Celly Smunt · 26-04-2013 02:04AM

delw wrote: »

Id ask that dick Jeremy Kyle "how does it feel"

it feels yes.

Some people really don't know how lie detectors work.

The Backwards Man · 26-04-2013 02:17AM

Id ask the inventor of lie detector

'How do lie detectors work?'

cup of tea · 26-04-2013 02:21AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Id ask the inventor of lie detector

'How do lie detectors work?'

As smart as he probably was, I think he may find it difficult to convey his answer across to you summed up with a simple yes/no answer :rolleyes:

Ruudi_Mentari · 26-04-2013 02:39AM

I hear they're wiring them now to detect when a person is convincing themselves, that they're telling the truth so if you're so sure of yourself then you had better think again

nervous_twitch · 26-04-2013 02:47AM

Polygraph is the biggest swizz of the 20th century.

nervous_twitch · 26-04-2013 02:49AM

OK maybe not the biggest. But pretty big.

The Backwards Man · 26-04-2013 03:21AM

cup of tea wrote: »

As smart as he probably was, I think he may find it difficult to convey his answer across to you summed up with a simple yes/no answer :rolleyes:

I'd ask cup of tea

'Is your sarcasm detector broken?'

Lie detector tests

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