Things that you do that your friends or family dont know about

1hottmofo · 21-04-2013 10:08AM #1

I have two things that if my mates knew they woud take the utter piss

1) i cry a small bit during sad or sob stories or even on banjo,s street crew when he teaches the fools to dance

2) ive thought my dog how to do hugs

Catkins407 · 21-04-2013 10:21AM

1hottmofo wrote: »

I have two things that if my mates knew they woud take the utter piss

1) i cry a small bit during sad or sob stories or even on banjo,s street crew when he teaches the fools to dance

2) ive thought my dog how to do hugs

Well they are tough ones to follow especially as all my dogs do is crap in my kitchen any chance they get but here goes

1) I watch sky arts a lot . Maybe not Andre Rieu but most of the other stuff especially when they have classical music or operatic stuff on. I would never live that down if anyone found out.

2) I like to torment my neighbour who is not very nice by posting him hundreds of pictures of garden sheds with no note or anything. Just the pictures. I hear him talking about them to other neighbours and its doing his head in that he can't figure out why he is getting them or who us sending them lol shhhh don't tell him I want to get another month out of it at least lol

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-04-2013 10:28AM

Post on boards.

Lando Griffin · 21-04-2013 10:32AM

I wear a full county GAA kit when I watch matches or listen to them on the radio. Sometimes I act out the play as it happens with a baloon as a ball.

Chop Chop · 21-04-2013 10:40AM

Catkins407 wrote: »

Well they are tough ones to follow especially as all my dogs do is crap in my kitchen any chance they get but here goes

1) I watch sky arts a lot . Maybe not Andre Rieu but most of the other stuff especially when they have classical music or operatic stuff on. I would never live that down if anyone found out.

2) I like to torment my neighbour who is not very nice by posting him hundreds of pictures of garden sheds with no note or anything. Just the pictures. I hear him talking about them to other neighbours and its doing his head in that he can't figure out why he is getting them or who us sending them lol shhhh don't tell him I want to get another month out of it at least lol

Post him random pictures of dog poo, just to confuse him even more.

Catkins407 · 21-04-2013 11:08AM

Chop Chop wrote: »

Post him random pictures of dog poo, just to confuse him even more.

Ha ha ha that's next month sorted lol

joe stodge · 21-04-2013 11:30AM

Catkins407 wrote: »

Ha ha ha that's next month sorted lol

Post screen shots!

kneemos · 21-04-2013 11:46AM

I try to resucitate roadkill.

Duckworth_Luas · 21-04-2013 11:48AM

I troll the Youtube comments section of rival Pesäpallo teams I do not respect!

hollster2 · 21-04-2013 11:59AM

Catkins407 wrote: »

Well they are tough ones to follow especially as all my dogs do is crap in my kitchen any chance they get but here goes

1) I watch sky arts a lot . Maybe not Andre Rieu but most of the other stuff especially when they have classical music or operatic stuff on. I would never live that down if anyone found out.

2) I like to torment my neighbour who is not very nice by posting him hundreds of pictures of garden sheds with no note or anything. Just the pictures. I hear him talking about them to other neighbours and its doing his head in that he can't figure out why he is getting them or who us sending them lol shhhh don't tell him I want to get another month out of it at least lol

The second ones brilliant cant stop laughing id say his head is wrecked!!

Paz-CCFC · 21-04-2013 12:03PM

Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

Rabidlamb · 21-04-2013 12:22PM

Familicide

They're going to be so surprised when they find out, or not of course

IrishExpat · 21-04-2013 02:38PM

I'm a shameless womanizer.

Shamozzle · 21-04-2013 02:40PM

IrishExpat wrote: »

I'm a shameless womanizer.

Frank?

branie · 21-04-2013 02:40PM

Paz-CCFC wrote: »

Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

I play a millionaire at parties. Well I like to.

somefeen · 21-04-2013 02:49PM

I shoot birds at the airport

dgt · 21-04-2013 04:15PM

Paz-CCFC wrote: »

Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

I beg celebrities for money

Paz-CCFC · 21-04-2013 06:03PM

My legs hurt.

kinetic · 21-04-2013 06:04PM

I'm adopted

hfallada · 21-04-2013 06:06PM

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is

wolfpawnat · 21-04-2013 06:15PM

I write gay porn on the internet

Seriously.

TeddyTedson · 21-04-2013 06:30PM

I used to do a fair bit of self harming, never really understood why and had never heard of self harming back then. But nobody really knows because I never wear short sleeve tops. I have scars I wish would leave. A couple of people have seen them but nobody has ever asked me about them. Although I overheard people talking about them before and they were worried I was going to kill myself. I don't think I was at all suicidal. In fact I think I felt great. But I was weirdly comforted that people were worried about me. ****ed up.

pharmaton · 21-04-2013 06:35PM

Everything..I'm very secretive.

December2012 · 21-04-2013 06:47PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I used to do a fair bit of self harming, never really understood why and had never heard of self harming back then. But nobody really knows because I never wear short sleeve tops. I have scars I wish would leave. A couple of people have seen them but nobody has ever asked me about them. Although I overheard people talking about them before and they were worried I was going to kill myself. I don't think I was at all suicidal. In fact I think I felt great. But I was weirdly comforted that people were worried about me. ****ed up.

Does anybody in real life know?

Legs.Eleven · 21-04-2013 06:51PM

That I was a woman of fairly loose morals in my 20s.

herisson · 21-04-2013 06:52PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I used to do a fair bit of self harming, never really understood why and had never heard of self harming back then. But nobody really knows because I never wear short sleeve tops. I have scars I wish would leave. A couple of people have seen them but nobody has ever asked me about them. Although I overheard people talking about them before and they were worried I was going to kill myself. I don't think I was at all suicidal. In fact I think I felt great. But I was weirdly comforted that people were worried about me. ****ed up.

Bio Oil helps reduce them.

smallerthanyou · 21-04-2013 06:53PM

I watch wwe. None of my friends know. They're mostly girls, I'm a girl too, so they really wouldn't get it.

somefeen · 21-04-2013 06:56PM

I sometimes rub instant coffee granules into cheese and then eat it.
I really shouldn't but it just tastes so good

TeddyTedson · 21-04-2013 07:03PM

December2012 wrote: »

Does anybody in real life know?

I've never told anyone. I couldn't deal with the drama.
I was a bit sick a few years ago, not really life or death but I had never told anyone. Until a few days ago I blurted it out to a good friend. He went mad in a nice way saying I should have told people and not dealt with it on my own. I felt so much better because he was so cool about it.
Ever body probably thinks this but I really think I have the best friends in the world. As lame as that sounds

Some nice boardsies too

Mandzhalas · 21-04-2013 07:04PM

i **** every single day,when wife not around.

kraggy · 21-04-2013 07:06PM

Mandzhalas wrote: »

i **** every single day,when wife not around.

I **** everyday when your wife IS around.

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