Does size matter!!! (apologies if offensive material)

Divine · 2003-04-04 14:10:11

ok the reason i am starting this is because i know for a fact that every lad out there would love to ask a girl/woman the same question. I know it might be a little bit of a bizzare topic but i think it should be posted to get osme opinons. I mean even moderators have "levers" ;-) and im sure they would like an answer to…

04-04-2003 03:10PM

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ok the reason i am starting this is because i know for a fact that every lad out there would love to ask a girl/woman the same question. I know it might be a little bit of a bizzare topic but i think it should be posted to get osme opinons.

I mean even moderators have "levers" ;-) and im sure they would like an answer to this too. So girls if any of you feel like giving your opinon on the matter and hopefully clear this thing up once and for all.
Cheers

He who laugh's last...laughs the longest!

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#2 04-04-2003 03:14PM

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Well if it's too big it's gonna hurt her but if it's too small it's not gonna do much so I think there's a happy medium.

Now if you'll just let me go untie mine from my leg..

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#3 04-04-2003 03:16PM

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lol a "girls opinon please"

:-)

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#4 04-04-2003 03:17PM

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Originally posted by Divine
lol a "girls opinon please"

:-)

Fascist.

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#5 04-04-2003 03:22PM

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ok Mr leader of the woman rights movement if you happen to get a vagina or female hormones, i can only hope you will still be as outspoken cause ive loads of other quuestions lol ;-)

He who laugh's last...laugh's the longest (god i love that saying) :-)

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#6 04-04-2003 03:27PM

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89724

Theres some female points of view in here.

Lets try not get this one binned as well though.

K-

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#7 04-04-2003 03:29PM

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what do you mean get it binned? the obvious comes to mind but i dont want to suggest it cause i might seem a bit stupid, but im not, im not i tell you

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#8 04-04-2003 03:33PM

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I just had to say that i think this is going to be the most responded thread to ever in the history of this boards thing but you can all thank me later. Up Clare!!!!!

He who laughs last laughs the longest!!!

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#9 04-04-2003 03:38PM

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Binned is what happens to a thread when constant off topic/chatting occurs and destroys the pure marrow of what a thread is intended for.

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#11 04-04-2003 03:41PM

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oh all right then well il try and keep it on this but id say it will anyway cause this is a curious thing for any 19 year old. Cheers,

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#12 04-04-2003 03:47PM

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Originally posted by Divine

He who laughs last laughs the longest

actually, i think you will find that he who laughs last, doesnt get the joke....

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#13 04-04-2003 03:49PM

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You know you can add your signature to your profile , then you wont have to keep re-typing it :rolleyes:

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#14 04-04-2003 03:53PM

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yeah i know what youre saying about height and all but we need ot hear form girls about the general size and all.

Oh my god please tell me how to do that signature thing cause its wrecking my head having to type it each time.

And he who laughs last is the one who has the joke on everyone else so he is the smartest, just like me :-)

He who laugh's last laughs the longest.

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#16 04-04-2003 04:06PM

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no they use it to pull me as it happens ;-)
I tried that edit profile thing and i hope it works, what is your name on faceparty??? and girls i need some opinons please!

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#17 04-04-2003 04:09PM

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Originally posted by Gordon
Binned is what happens to a thread when constant off topic/chatting occurs and destroys the pure marrow of what a thread is intended for.

But thats what makes PI's the most interesting place to be on the boards Gordie. :cool:

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#18 04-04-2003 04:42PM

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He who laughs last thinks slowest tbh.

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#20 04-04-2003 04:58PM

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Divine, you write like a girl, what's with all the smileys and "lol"s?

It doesn't matter how big your johnson is if you write like a girl.

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#22 04-04-2003 05:58PM

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Girth not length, that is all

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#23 04-04-2003 10:27PM

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Originally posted by Divine

I mean even moderators have "levers" ;-)

I resent that comment!

<< Fio >>

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#24 04-04-2003 10:34PM

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Size matters:

* HUGE : can be painful for her and she might not be able to handle it all, and hence he wont enjoy the experience as much.
* MEDIUM : yum Enjoyable for both, plus it's easier for her to.... you know, swallow swords and all that.
* SMALL : *shrug* wont be incredibly fantastic experience for her, ("is it in yet?"), and he might not be in enough to enjoy it either.

Medium is great, huge can be great for when there's that itch, soooo deep down that you just need someone else to scratch...

That is all. :P

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#25 04-04-2003 10:50PM

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there's that itch, soooo deep down that you just need someone else to scratch...

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go on...

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#26 04-04-2003 11:10PM

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:eek: FIO!!!!!!

verging on the pornographic there! I'm shocked young madame!!! .......

more please

On topic, I remember a mate of mine telling me that she considered girth more important than length - and the age-old "quality not quantity" applies too ie. "it's what you do with it that counts"

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#27 04-04-2003 11:24PM

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^ er, yeah, what Lemming said. Also been reliably informed that it's girth over length and quality over quantity. If you're crap and limp it doesn't matter a fiddlers how much you're up for it. I'm sure there are probably some magic exercises you can do if you're both of the useless things. That is all.

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#28 04-04-2003 11:27PM

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Originally posted by sceptre
I'm sure there are probably some magic exercises you can do if you're both of the useless things

It's generally referred to as "Viagra."

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#29 05-04-2003 09:48AM

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Medium is great, huge can be great for when there's that itch, soooo deep down that you just need someone else to scratch...
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he he he - sometimes fingers just aren't long enough

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#30 05-04-2003 09:59AM

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He who laugh's last laugh's the longest!!

There's no apostrophes in those laughs you cretin.

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#31 05-04-2003 10:16AM

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And you should really have said "There are" you trolling mong!

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