Have you ever come home without your pants?

I often wondered about the shoes one myself, you'd see a stray shoe here and there of a Sunday morning. Well one night, I found out all about it! I was balubas drunk, waiting for a taxi. So I sat down on a street bench, and fell asleep. I woke up to three little scobes untying my laces, they had one shoe off already. When I woke up they legged it, but one shouted back that they were going to tie the laces together and throw my shoes over the power lines! Little feckers!