Where is the remote?

MadsL · 28-01-2013 06:41AM #1

Seriously, where the fuck is it? Anyone seen it?

CollardGreens · 28-01-2013 06:43AM

You left it in the kitchen

deco nate · 28-01-2013 06:44AM

under the dog..

im invisible · 28-01-2013 06:48AM

Beside the tv

deco nate · 28-01-2013 06:51AM

oh,ohh!i know were it is now!its in the last place ya bloody left it.bet im right!!

up for anything · 28-01-2013 07:22AM

It landed face down in the butter.

Auntie Psychotic · 28-01-2013 07:23AM

Down the side of the couch, where it always is.

Simi · 28-01-2013 07:28AM

It's in... Bill's house... and... Fred's house.

deelite · 28-01-2013 07:30AM

Window ledge or in the kitchen...

Cee-Jay-Cee · 28-01-2013 07:35AM

Did you find it yet? This is serious as its not the first time it's gone missing, I'm starting to feel there's some kind of pattern happening here....

HTML5! · 28-01-2013 07:46AM

It's in the fridge, obviously.

You accidentally put it back in there with the milk thinking it was butter, but you didn't have butter this morning.

phelixoflaherty · 28-01-2013 08:01AM

In the kitchen beside the kettle or left on top of the downstairs toilet roll holder

CruelCoin · 28-01-2013 08:49AM

MadsL wrote: »

Seriously, where the fuck is it? Anyone seen it?

Your cat is sitting on it, blocking communication with the outside world. Evil plan working as intended.

biko · 28-01-2013 09:11AM

Dammit, it was here a second ago...

EZ24GET · 28-01-2013 04:38PM

you took it to work with you,

StompToWork · 29-01-2013 11:35PM

I took it, see. And I'd do it again, see.

MadsL · 29-01-2013 11:39PM

StompToWork wrote: »

I took it, see. And I'd do it again, see.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my remote go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

StompToWork · 03-02-2013 01:28AM

MadsL wrote: »

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my remote go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Good luck.

MadsL · 03-02-2013 05:39AM

StompToWork wrote: »

Good luck.

Calling a friend at Three to track your iPhone in the Dunmanway/Enniskean area of West Cork. I'm closing in...;)

im invisible · 02-04-2013 09:40PM

found the remote, but...

where did i put my keys??

MadsL · 02-04-2013 10:14PM

...and where is my wallet? Had it yesterday.

Princess Peach · 03-04-2013 07:36AM

Up me sleevies!

Chucken · 03-04-2013 04:42PM

Thats not a wallet...thats your armies.

Princess Peach · 05-04-2013 05:33PM

My armies are in Iraq. Fighting the war against the damn yanks

MadsL · 05-04-2013 07:15PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

My armies are in Iraq. Fighting the war against the damn yanks

Invisible armies, whatever next.

Princess Peach · 05-04-2013 07:33PM

Invisible duck armies.

MadsL · 05-04-2013 08:05PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Invisible duck armies.

Horse-sized duck armies?

Princess Peach · 05-04-2013 08:05PM

No, duck sized ducks obviously!

MadsL · 05-04-2013 08:07PM

I think I would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses.

Princess Peach · 06-04-2013 10:07AM

I would rather eat 100 horse sized ducks

Sarky · 06-04-2013 03:47PM

You'd need a whole lot of plum sauce. Gallons. Frankly, I'm not convinced you could handle the plum sauce.

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