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Where is the remote?

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  • 28-01-2013 7:41am
    #1
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Seriously, where the fuck is it? Anyone seen it?


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    #2
    CollardGreens
    Registered Users Posts: 453 ✭✭CollardGreens


    You left it in the kitchen


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    #3
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    under the dog..


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    #4
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Beside the tv


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    #5
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    oh,ohh!i know were it is now!its in the last place ya bloody left it.bet im right!!


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    #6
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    It landed face down in the butter.


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    #7
    Auntie Psychotic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 754 ✭✭✭Auntie Psychotic


    Down the side of the couch, where it always is.


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    #8
    Simi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭Simi


    It's in... Bill's house... and... Fred's house.


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    #9
    deelite
    Registered Users Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭deelite


    Window ledge or in the kitchen...


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    #10
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Did you find it yet? This is serious as its not the first time it's gone missing, I'm starting to feel there's some kind of pattern happening here....


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    #11
    HTML5!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭HTML5!


    It's in the fridge, obviously.

    You accidentally put it back in there with the milk thinking it was butter, but you didn't have butter this morning.


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    phelixoflaherty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,436 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    In the kitchen beside the kettle or left on top of the downstairs toilet roll holder


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    #13
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    MadsL wrote: »
    Seriously, where the fuck is it? Anyone seen it?
    Your cat is sitting on it, blocking communication with the outside world. Evil plan working as intended.


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    #14
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Dammit, it was here a second ago...


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    #15
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    you took it to work with you,


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    #16
    StompToWork
    Registered Users Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    I took it, see. And I'd do it again, see.


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    #17
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    StompToWork wrote: »
    I took it, see. And I'd do it again, see.

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my remote go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


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    #18
    StompToWork
    Registered Users Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    MadsL wrote: »
    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my remote go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

    Good luck.


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    #19
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    StompToWork wrote: »
    Good luck.

    Calling a friend at Three to track your iPhone in the Dunmanway/Enniskean area of West Cork. I'm closing in...;)


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    #20
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    found the remote, but...


    where did i put my keys??


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    #21
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    ...and where is my wallet? Had it yesterday.


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    #22
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Up me sleevies!


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    #23
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Thats not a wallet...thats your armies.


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    #24
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    My armies are in Iraq. Fighting the war against the damn yanks


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    #25
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    My armies are in Iraq. Fighting the war against the damn yanks

    Invisible armies, whatever next.


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Invisible duck armies.


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    #27
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Invisible duck armies.

    Horse-sized duck armies?


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    #28
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    No, duck sized ducks obviously!


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    #29
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I think I would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses.


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    #30
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I would rather eat 100 horse sized ducks


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You'd need a whole lot of plum sauce. Gallons. Frankly, I'm not convinced you could handle the plum sauce.


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