Kittehs.

8 out of 10 kittehs prefer the taste of new Whiskas cyanide.

Available in wet and dry

You and I, and a little toy shop,
Buy a bag of kittehs with the money we've got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone

Back at base, bugs in the software Flash the message, "Some thing's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
Ninety-nine red kittehs go by


Ninety-nine red kittehs
Floating in the summer sky.
Panic lads, it's a red alert There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky Ninety-nine red kittehs go by

Ninety-nine Decision Street Ninety-nine ministers meet To worry, worry, super-scurry Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waiting for This is it boys, this is war The President is on the line As ninety-nine red kittehs go by

Ninety-nine knights of the air Riding super high-tech jet fighters Everyone's a super hero Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify, to clarify and classify Scrambling in the summer sky.

As ninety-nine red kittehs go by Ninety-nine red kittehs go by
Ninety-nine dreams I have had Every one a red kittehs Now it's all over and I'm standin' pretty In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir Just to prove the world was here And here is a red kittehs I think of you and let it go

Last night I dreamt of kittens as they clambered all over me gaff. Up the stairs, down the stairs their little feet did pad.

Ruubot2 wrote: »

I sleep soon, run marathon in morning.

is cool

I wander lonely as cloud. I see some kittehs in the sky. This pleases me greatly and without end. Endless kittehs in the sky.

Sarky wrote: »

Did I ever mention that one time I woke up in a friend's house really, REALLY hungover to find a kitteh biting me on the willeh? True story.

Did you try telling it "No kitteh, that's MY willeh! No kitteh! Stahp!" or did you try the old tried and tested 'scream and run around the place bashing your crotch off things till it detaches' method?