Kittehs.

Princess Peach

8 out of 10 kittehs prefer the taste of new Whiskas cyanide.

Available in wet and dry

StompToWork

Kittehs go well with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Micky Dolenz

You and I, and a little toy shop,
Buy a bag of kittehs with the money we've got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone

Back at base, bugs in the software Flash the message, "Some thing's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
Ninety-nine red kittehs go by


Ninety-nine red kittehs
Floating in the summer sky.
Panic lads, it's a red alert There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky Ninety-nine red kittehs go by

Ninety-nine Decision Street Ninety-nine ministers meet To worry, worry, super-scurry Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waiting for This is it boys, this is war The President is on the line As ninety-nine red kittehs go by

Ninety-nine knights of the air Riding super high-tech jet fighters Everyone's a super hero Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify, to clarify and classify Scrambling in the summer sky.

As ninety-nine red kittehs go by Ninety-nine red kittehs go by
Ninety-nine dreams I have had Every one a red kittehs Now it's all over and I'm standin' pretty In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir Just to prove the world was here And here is a red kittehs I think of you and let it go

Micky Dolenz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYm2G4MnSkY

Micky Dolenz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6yzjDXp_og

Sarky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

Nody

sNarah

Kitteh thread certainly needs moar kitteh.

sNarah

And MOAR pineapple too.

Star Lord

And shrubberies!

Micky Dolenz

Last night I dreamt of kittens as they clambered all over me gaff. Up the stairs, down the stairs their little feet did pad.

Star Lord

Kittehs Kittehs everywhere!
Kittehs Kittehs shave their hair!
Kittehs Kittehs save the glum!
Kittehs Kittehs eat them, yum!

sNarah

Did they bite your toes?
I used to have a kitteh that would sneak into my room at the middle of night and then it would start licking and munching at my toes.

TOTALLY CREEPY to wake up at that...

Ruu

I sleep soon, run marathon in morning.

Oman

Ruubot2 wrote: »

I sleep soon, run marathon in morning.

is cool

sNarah

Real-life 2 day old kittehs, called the Mythbusters, for your entertainment. I dare you not to giggle or squee.
http://new.livestream.com/FosterKittenCam/Mythbusters

Sarky

I have failed

sNarah

Take your rosermary beads and pray for at least 5 hours as a punishment for being weak. Then go back to the kittehs and try to resist their cuteness. Only then, Sarky, will you become ultimate. Only then.

Micky Dolenz

I wander lonely as cloud. I see some kittehs in the sky. This pleases me greatly and without end. Endless kittehs in the sky.

KKkitty

Soft kitteh, warm kitteh, likkle ball of fur, happy kitteh, sleepy kitteh purr, purr, purr

sNarah

Kitteh hamburger is NYOM

Princess Peach

sNarah wrote: »

Kitteh hamburger is NYOM

Careful nao. Some kitteh cheezeburgah is 70% horsey

Sarky

Did I ever mention that one time I woke up in a friend's house really, REALLY hungover to find a kitteh biting me on the willeh? True story.

Micky Dolenz

Kittens come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory down town.

If I had my little way, I'd have kittens everyday

Star Lord

Sarky wrote: »

Did I ever mention that one time I woke up in a friend's house really, REALLY hungover to find a kitteh biting me on the willeh? True story.

Did you try telling it "No kitteh, that's MY willeh! No kitteh! Stahp!" or did you try the old tried and tested 'scream and run around the place bashing your crotch off things till it detaches' method?

Sarky

I was too hungover for the latter. The kitteh later latched onto my skull with its claws and started headbutting me.

sNarah

Kitteh

Princess Peach

Sarky wrote: »

Did I ever mention that one time I woke up in a friend's house really, REALLY hungover to find a kitteh biting me on the willeh? True story.

That's erotic.

I can see the book now. A trilogy. 50 shades of tabby grey.