Public service announcement from your friendly local moderators

uch · 28-03-2013 03:58PM

StompToWork wrote: »

Yeah, problem is they'll put you to work painting!!

If you knew the state I will be in, last thing you'd do is hand me a paintbrush!

dr.bollocko · 28-03-2013 04:25PM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

And this is sticked why exactly?

Because I hate you.

HondaSami · 28-03-2013 04:51PM

Dr B can you remind AH no eating meat tomorrow, anyone that posts any thread on meat is banned. Thanks in advance.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 28-03-2013 05:03PM

HondaSami wrote: »

Dr B can you remind AH no eating meat tomorrow, anyone that posts any thread on meat is banned. Thanks in advance.

:eek: No blowies on Good Friday? Feckin' Catholicism!

Death and Taxes · 28-03-2013 05:42PM

HondaSami wrote: »

Dr B can you remind AH no eating meat tomorrow, anyone that posts any thread on meat is banned. Thanks in advance.

And also remind them that God goes does or maybe doesent exist and that Pope is responsible for the recession!:D

Micky Dolenz · 28-03-2013 05:54PM

All my local bars will be open. In yore faces, suckas.

Tombi! · 28-03-2013 06:00PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

All my local bars will be open. In yore faces, suckas.

I already called the police.
You won't be drinking in any pubs.

And yeah, I'm bitter but at least I'll make sure you're sober so your soul is saved. :pac:

Micky Dolenz · 28-03-2013 06:01PM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

I already called the police.
You won't be drinking in any pubs.

And yeah, I'm bitter but at least I'll make sure you're sober so your soul is saved. :pac:

My soul is too far gone to be saved. Will post up a pic tomorrow of me in a pub

Tombi! · 28-03-2013 06:04PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

My soul is too far gone to be saved. Will post up a pic tomorrow of me in a pub

They're allowed open, just not sell alcohol, right?

So could you technically buy beer today and drink in the pub tomorrow?

Micky Dolenz · 28-03-2013 06:06PM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

So could you technically buy beer today and drink in the pub tomorrow?

Yes, all perfectly legal and cool in God's eyes.

Teyla Emmagan · 28-03-2013 06:26PM

I love this idea, we should do it every year!

Nodster · 28-03-2013 07:02PM

My Body is a Temple.....I only sup Hackenberg

Jarrod · 28-03-2013 09:04PM

Anyone wrote: »

If anybody is looking for someone to blame when they cant purchase alcohol tomorrow, look no further than the Romans.

Bloody Romans! What have they ever done for us?

beercr8te · 28-03-2013 09:18PM

I bought all my drink on Wednesday, i'll be full on friday just like tonight, hahaahaha.:D

Smidge · 28-03-2013 09:30PM

Jarrod wrote: »

Bloody Romans! What have they ever done for us?

Apart from the sewers and the roads and the getting rid of the lawlessness and the healthcare and the.............................

What have the Romans EVER done for us?:pac:

dr.bollocko · 28-03-2013 09:31PM

The just in case bottle of wine turned into a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, 16 cans and a bottle of bubbly. As well as 3 bottles of wine. Oh well. At least I displeased god.

beercr8te · 28-03-2013 09:32PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

The just in case bottle of wine turned into a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, 16 cans and a bottle of bubbly. As well as 3 bottles of wine. Oh well. At least I displeased god.

God never mean't for us to be unhappy:D

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 28-03-2013 09:33PM

I'm going to wrap liqueurs in parma ham and eat them tommorrow, that should piss him off. YOLO....unless you are a Jesus!

Monty - the one and only · 28-03-2013 09:33PM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

And this is sticked why exactly?

no doubt an early counter to the usual whining that occurs only on good friday

TheUsual · 28-03-2013 09:45PM

People buying drink and Easter eggs down at Tesco like they are going out of fashion.

StaticNoise · 28-03-2013 09:45PM

Before this is closed and to stop everyone asking, if you want drink tomorrow:

1. Buy now (before 10pm). The shops are waiting for you.

2. Travel by train (40km or more), plane, or ferry.

3. Go into international waters. Again, you'll probably be on the ferry, from point 2 anyway.

4. Go to a theatre (a playhouse). Who knows? You may actually like what's on offer. Plus, you'll look a lot smarter.

5. Book a hotel room (If you bring someone with you, you'll appear a lot classier.)

6. Go to a racetrack (Harold's Cross, etc.).

7. Head to a drinking establishment after 12am.

8. Know a fella, who knows a barman, who allows you to paint the walls and work for the day, and who pays you in pints, under the table. Let that barman also tell you that you are desperate and a disgrace. Laugh in their face with your Guinness in hand.

dr.bollocko · 29-03-2013 12:05AM

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Micky Dolenz · 29-03-2013 12:07AM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

The just in case bottle of wine turned into a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, 16 cans and a bottle of bubbly. As well as 3 bottles of wine. Oh well. At least I displeased god.