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Happy birthday Viagra!

  • 27-03-2013 08:19PM
    #1
    Love2love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭


    Viagra is 15 years old today!

    So have any of you tried it? Got any Viagra puns?


Comments

  • #2
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    RAISE a glass!


  • #3
    Chop Chop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Chop Chop


    It gives you a horn that could bate a donkey out of a sandpit.


  • #4
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Some people spent far too much money on Viagra over the last 15 years.

    Now they're hard up.


  • #5
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Oh I'd hate to be born 9 months from that date :P


  • #6
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I just take one these days to prevent myself from rolling out of bed in my sleep.


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  • #7
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Onwards and upwards I say.


  • #8
    Love2love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    Viagra eye drops: they make you look hard :)


  • #9
    Paz-CCFC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭Paz-CCFC


    Love2love wrote: »
    Viagra is 15 years old today!

    So have any of you tried it? Got any Viagra puns?

    They're hard to cum by.


  • #10
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    castletownman wrote: »
    RAISE a glass!

    Bottoms up.


  • #11
    Random_Person
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Random_Person


    Someone should erect a monument in its honour.


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  • #12
    DaveDaRave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭DaveDaRave


    took loads in thailand, was awesome.

    took one i bought off the internet and my entire vision went red.


  • #13
    The Davestator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,690 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    Took one but my girlfriend fell asleep. Ended up watching Star Wars, the phantom menace with a horn for the whole thing.


  • #14
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Not even reached the age of consent yet.


  • #15
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Actually just realised how apt the OP's name is!


  • #16
    SScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭SScope


    Happy Birthday Viagra, helping to spread STI's through old folks homes for 15 yrs!!!!!


  • #17
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    I put up the security cage and racking they store all the genuine Viagra on. Just saying like.

    There's actually not that huge an amount of it, but it's worth millions. I had my own minder following me around when we were working there, in case I succomed to temptation. Only other place that went to those rounds was Dell, and that was like working in a Prison tbh. You'd get through the Airport easier.


  • #18
    hadepsx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭hadepsx


    keep UP the good work :D


  • #19
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Bought one when they first came out; still have it.
    Is it really 15 years all ready.


  • #20
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    is pelè's birthday?

    I mean, he is viagra right.. their poster boy pillar of virility


  • #21
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Bought one when they first came out; still have it.
    Is it really 15 years all ready.
    Long dry spell?


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  • #22
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    The Davestator wrote: »
    Took one but my girlfriend fell asleep. Ended up watching Star Wars, the phantom menace with a horn for the whole thing.

    It's a common misconception that Viagra automatically gives you a stiffy.

    It doesn't, you still require a stimulus - in your case the world's worst script and Jar-Jar appear to have done the trick :eek:


  • #23
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    take a viagra and a prozac together.

    if you dont get a fuck you wont give one


  • #24
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Meant to be great for the horn...so I've heard like.


  • #25
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    If it wasn't for Viagra, Anne Hathaway wouldn't have got her kit off in that movie with Jake Gyllenhaal... Thank you Viagra!


  • #26
    mccarthy37
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭mccarthy37


    Cocoon was a fairy tale for old folk but Viagra made their wet dreams come true.


  • #27
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Never tried it but I believe the cheaper online alternative Mycoxafloppin is effective.

    (stiff penalties if youre caught importing it though)


  • #28
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I've heard to part of the Pfizer plant that makes it was officially opened up by Dick Spring.



    True Story!


  • #29
    noodler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,070 ✭✭✭✭noodler


    Curious of the youngest common age on here who has tried it.


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