Which bunk is better in prison?

Holsten · 25-03-2013 05:40PM

I know you usually have to fight to see which bunk you get.

If you're a "playa" you get a bottom bunk, if you're a "mark" you get a top bunk.

Capt'n Midnight · 26-03-2013 09:44PM

Marsellus Wallace wrote: »

I think I have watched too many of those American prison documentaries on youtube.

Watch Oz instead.

Boombastic · 26-03-2013 09:59PM

If prisoner cell block H is anything to go by, if you get on ironing duties, you get the respect

dd972 · 27-03-2013 01:19AM

Read an article about Norwegian prisons, they actually look better than being free over here ! For all the banter here about Prisons being some testosterone crazed cross between Scum and Shawshank, most people in there probably sit around drinking tea and playing scrabble all day.

charlemont · 27-03-2013 01:26AM

The bottom bunk is actually the best as climbing up and down a ladder in the night to take a slash is annoying, Normally the prisoner who has been in the cell the longest will choose so most newcomers gotta go top..

Ruudi_Mentari · 27-03-2013 01:52AM

dd972 wrote: »

Read an article about Norwegian prisons, they actually look better than being free over here ! For all the banter here about Prisons being some testosterone crazed cross between Scum and Shawshank, most people in there probably sit around drinking tea and playing scrabble all day.

did Anders look particularly rattled? that twee place.. where you can massacre a load of children only to be denied face balm

I don't care what bunk; you won't sleep well with a 3 man gang in a cell regardless. Where is option to drag mattress out onto landing

Wacker The Attacker · 27-03-2013 02:55AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZyTRiHT8IA

morlock_ · 27-03-2013 05:16AM

charlemont wrote: »

The bottom bunk is actually the best as climbing up and down a ladder in the night to take a slash is annoying, Normally the prisoner who has been in the cell the longest will choose so most newcomers gotta go top..

Not directly at you charlemont but what you say reminded me of interviews Louis Theroux had with inmates of a Miami Correction Facility.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZVqbAUMM9A

At around the 28 minute mark, Louis goes into one of the cells where they discuss bunk privileges and who gets top or bottom.

Ghost Buster · 27-03-2013 08:22AM

Marsellus Wallace wrote: »

Bottom bunk seems nice because you can put a sheet up and make a fort, but what if the person on the top bunk pees in his sleep? Top bunk has the pro of feeling less confined but you could get shanked through the mattress from the guy in the bottom bunk...

Which ever one youre in bitch

Marsellus Wallace · 27-03-2013 11:27AM

dd972 wrote: »

Read an article about Norwegian prisons, they actually look better than being free over here ! For all the banter here about Prisons being some testosterone crazed cross between Scum and Shawshank, most people in there probably sit around drinking tea and playing scrabble all day.

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1989083,00.html

Holy moly...:eek: The prison cells look like they are straight out of an Ikea catalogue. If I lived in Norway, I would become a career criminal/serial offender or just commit a crime every time I want a free holiday. This is unbelievable.

Marsellus Wallace · 27-03-2013 11:30AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Watch Oz instead.

I remember watching Oz years ago on TV... I may order the boxset.

cock robin · 27-03-2013 02:13PM

Which bunk is better in prison ?

The Governors

Marsellus Wallace · 27-03-2013 03:22PM

cock robin wrote: »

Which bunk is better in prison ?

The Governors

As long as you get to play with his wife!

27-03-2013 03:31PM

Marsellus Wallace wrote: »

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1989083,00.html

Holy moly...:eek: The prison cells look like they are straight out of an Ikea catalogue. If I lived in Norway, I would become a career criminal/serial offender or just commit a crime every time I want a free holiday. This is unbelievable.

Thats the type of Prison I want my kids to go to! :eek:

mewithoutyou · 27-03-2013 04:39PM

The Top Bunk - Great name for a shit band

Lawrence1895 · 27-03-2013 04:46PM

I'm here for 2 years and 3 months, and this is the most hillarious post I ever saw

Marsellus Wallace · 27-03-2013 08:59PM

mewithoutyou wrote: »

The Top Bunk - Great name for a shit band

rofl... I hope Louis Walsh doesn't read this site.

MadsL · 27-03-2013 09:00PM

Marsellus Wallace wrote: »

l...

Cool username. Tell me, do you look like a bitch?

Marsellus Wallace · 28-03-2013 12:06AM

SamHall wrote: »

Does the op look like a bitch?

Marsellus Wallace wrote: »

MadsL wrote: »

Cool username. Tell me, do you look like a bitch?

Go back a few pages and tell me!

long range shooter · 29-03-2013 01:29AM

dd972 wrote: »

Read an article about Norwegian prisons, they actually look better than being free over here ! For all the banter here about Prisons being some testosterone crazed cross between Scum and Shawshank, most people in there probably sit around drinking tea and playing scrabble all day.

Wrong all inmates in Norway have to work every day,so they can give something back to society.
And the point of being nice inside,is because its easier to get back into society when they are released.
In other prisons in Europe and the US the criminals become even more criminal because of the conditions in the prisons.
The hole point of going to prison is not to be locked up and throw away the key,it's about rehabilitation.;)
Norways prisons have the best rehabilitation in the world.

Which bunk is better in prison?

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