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Armaghmagic · 25-03-2013 02:28PM

Single and Not Looking

Whatsernamex33 wrote: »

In a relationship with my amazing boyfriend, who'll probably crop up in this thread soon.

Lets hope he ticks the same box as you eh??

smash · 25-03-2013 02:29PM

Whatsernamex33 wrote: »

In a relationship with my amazing boyfriend, who'll probably crop up in this thread soon.

But the "In a relationship and still looking" option hasn't been added yet...

Fromthetrees · 25-03-2013 02:29PM

In a Relationship

I've a large growth on the side of my head that I'd consider myself to be in a relationship with but the large growth only uses me to have threesomes so I've voted dating.

Dating just means sexy sexy boom boom time yeah.

Seachmall · 25-03-2013 02:30PM

Dating

Whatsernamex33 wrote: »

In a relationship with my amazing boyfriend, who'll probably crop up in this thread soon.

Stop telling everybody we're in a relationship!

I hit that ass once! Move on!

wolfpawnat · 25-03-2013 02:31PM

Engaged

In a relationship for over 6 years and having kid no2 with said long suffering OH in July (poor bástard :pac:) He is scared to bejesus of the word marriage and reminds me constantly that I'll be stuck with him forever, just don't expect a ring!

Armaghmagic · 25-03-2013 02:31PM

Single and Not Looking

Fromthetrees wrote: »

I've a large growth on the side of my head that I'd consider myself to be in a relationship with but the large growth only uses me to have threesomes so I've voted dating.

Dating just means sexy sexy boom boom time yeah.

Bang on, "Sexy sexy boom boom time" had too many characters for the text box so had to shorten it to 'dating'

Ficheall · 25-03-2013 02:32PM

Engaged

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

I'm a single Fox. Looking for a vixen with common interests including rooting through bins, chasing rabbits, and working hard at looking fascinating and cute.

I was going to say I enjoy rooting, etc, but consulting urban dictionary for something to do with rabbits, I came across "rabbit nosing" which is bound to be funnier than anything I could come up with.

you[sic] put a carrot in a girls[sic] vagina,[sic] and eat it while tickleing[sic] her clit with your nose.

Sic, indeed...

Healthy, mind. Almost in a healthy body.

Armaghmagic · 25-03-2013 02:33PM

Single and Not Looking

Ficheall wrote: »

I was going to say I enjoy rooting, etc, but consulting urban dictionary for something to do with rabbits, I came across "rabbit nosing" which is bound to be funnier than anything I could come up with.

Take it down :mad:

wolfpawnat · 25-03-2013 02:34PM

Engaged

Ficheall wrote: »

"rabbit nosing" which is bound to be funnier than anything I could come up with.

......There are no words!!!!

Miss Lockhart · 25-03-2013 02:34PM

Dating

Fromthetrees wrote: »

I've a large growth on the side of my head that I'd consider myself to be in a relationship with but the large growth only uses me to have threesomes so I've voted dating.

Dating just means sexy sexy boom boom time yeah.

There's a pretty good Richard E Grant film about that. You should check it out for advice.

Logical_Bear · 25-03-2013 02:36PM

Single and Not Looking

seamus wrote: »

I never vote in public polls without good reason.

I have no issue with people knowing I'm married btw, just don't vote in public polls on principle.

thing is seamus wait a few days and yer name is buried

Armaghmagic · 25-03-2013 03:06PM

Single and Not Looking

Ok so the results after 127 votes are:

Single (49) vs In some form of Relationship (78)

Fox_In_Socks · 25-03-2013 03:33PM

HondaSami wrote: »

I thought you were female?

smash wrote: »

the other foxinsox is female.

Indeed, there is another with a similar name, but is female. This forum isn't big enough for two male sock clad vulpines. You would know about it.:mad:

Ficheall wrote: »

I was going to say I enjoy rooting, etc, but consulting urban dictionary for something to do with rabbits, I came across "rabbit nosing" which is bound to be funnier than anything I could come up with.

Sic, indeed...

Healthy, mind. Almost in a healthy body.

That is hilarious! I am an omnivore.:eek: Don't read into that, though!

Scruffles · 25-03-2013 03:48PM

Dating

permenently single-am completely devoid of any sexuality and do not have interest in being with humans.

Clandestine · 25-03-2013 03:53PM

Dating

Scruffles wrote: »

permenently single-am completely devoid of any sexuality and do not have interest in being with humans.

Schizoid?

dj jarvis · 25-03-2013 03:59PM

Where is the " shes in the boot - duct tape a go go " option ?

IM0 · 25-03-2013 04:01PM

is this for the seating plans for the next boards beers is it

Armaghmagic · 25-03-2013 04:05PM

Single and Not Looking

IM0 wrote: »

is this for the seating plans for the next boards beers is it

Never been at a boards beers before but sounds like a plan

Lone Stone · 25-03-2013 04:06PM

Single and Not Looking

Scruffles wrote: »

permenently single-am completely devoid of any sexuality and do not have interest in being with humans.

How about a robot ?

Annasopra · 25-03-2013 04:08PM

HondaSami wrote: »

You forgot divorced and Separated.

and in a civil partnership

Grayson · 25-03-2013 04:10PM

Single and Not Looking

I don't know if I'm looking or not looking. A friend suggested I join a dating site, but realistically between work and college my profile would say something like "Is available for a date on every second Friday between 7 & 10pm."

Roll on the summer when I can get drunk again.

Shenshen · 25-03-2013 04:23PM

Where's the option "married and looking"?

HalloweenJack · 25-03-2013 05:04PM

Engaged

I've been going out with a girl for just over a week now. We met a month ago and were talking a lot and had gone further before finally deciding to go for it as a couple.

Before that, I'd been single for three and a half years.

Armaghmagic · 25-03-2013 05:05PM

Single and Not Looking

HalloweenJack wrote: »

I've been going out with a girl for just over a week now. We met a month ago and were talking a lot and had gone further before finally deciding to go for it as a couple.

Before that, I'd been single for three and a half years.

Well congratulations, hope it all goes well for you both

25-03-2013 05:16PM

Engaged

mango salsa wrote: »

and in a civil partnership

That's married.

Quick question: When you and your other half have a raging row, can you call it an uncivil partnership? :pac:

jaffacakesyum · 25-03-2013 06:05PM

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

That's married.

Quick question: When you and your other half have a raging row, can you call it an uncivil partnership? :pac:

Hahaha how have no gay people made a joke about this. For shame. We're letting ourselves down with our lack of humour.

If I ever meet a woman I want to settle down with I'll definitely be using that line :pac:

mud · 25-03-2013 06:14PM

Grayson wrote: »

I don't know if I'm looking or not looking. A friend suggested I join a dating site, but realistically between work and college my profile would say something like "Is available for a date on every second Friday between 7 & 10pm."

Roll on the summer when I can get drunk again.

Same here :pac:

"I can go on a date once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius"

Icyseanfitz · 25-03-2013 06:18PM

Single and Not Looking

single, love when people tell me "theres plenty fish in the sea", at which point i like to say "well it would fcuking help if i could fish wouldnt it" :pac:

starlings · 25-03-2013 06:55PM

Icyseanfitz wrote: »

single, love when people tell me "theres plenty fish in the sea", at which point i like to say "well it would fcuking help if i could fish wouldnt it" :pac:

just tell them you don't need a fish cause you're a bicycle.

Armaghmagic · 25-03-2013 09:01PM

Single and Not Looking

Could we set up individual closed groups for each option after about 1,000 votes??

Singles could hook up, married people can give out about their other halves, and dating people can give us all the gory details of their "3rd date antics"!! :-P

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