Have you ever been flashed?

ilovesleep · 23-03-2013 08:16PM #1

I was coming home on the bus, and the bus stopped at a bus stop and there was a man there, standing with his whole bollocks hanging out from his fly. His was covering it a bit with his jacket. His hand in the jacket pocket, he kept opening his jacket displaying it all.

This is probably going to sound so bad but I liked it.

So have you ever been flashed and what did you do, if anything?

mattjack · 23-03-2013 08:19PM

If you liked it you could've flashed back in solidarity , you weren't driving the bus were ya ?

charlemont · 23-03-2013 08:19PM

I actually lived next door to a bloke we called FlashMan, Once I drove him to his folks house to collect a TV, He was high and drunk that day and I stopped by a flyover to let him piss and then it happened, "Hey ! What do you think of this ?", right in front of my windscreen.

o1s1n · 23-03-2013 08:22PM

charlemont wrote: »

I actually lived next door to a bloke we called FlashMan, Once I drove him to his folks house to collect a TV, He was high and drunk that day and I stopped by a flyover to let him piss and then it happened, "Hey ! What do you think of this ?", right in front of my windscreen.

Did you let him back in the car or run him over?

Seachmall · 23-03-2013 08:24PM

I have never seen another man's penis...

...that I didn't like.

charlemont · 23-03-2013 08:26PM

o1s1n wrote: »

Did you let him back in the car or run him over?

I just laughed it off, He has done this to several people he knows well. Haven't seen the clown in years though.

Chucken · 23-03-2013 08:27PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

This is probably going to sound so bad but I liked it.

Have you considered counselling?

Kxiii · 23-03-2013 08:30PM

I once flashed three old ladies.

Two had a stroke. The third one couldn't as she was too far away:D

wicklowstevo · 23-03-2013 08:30PM

in this weather ??? brave bastard !!!

Ill wait till summer comes around thank you very much

Ronin247 · 23-03-2013 08:31PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

This is probably going to sound so bad but I liked it.

Classy burd

Jamie Starr · 23-03-2013 08:31PM

Every day by that perverted bastard in the mirror.

23-03-2013 08:36PM

Anyone old enough around Dublin to remember the wino fat oul wan who used to clutch a flagon of cider and flash her tits at dudes around Dorset street?

Many a grim morning going to work was brightened up by the look of horror of passer-bys as she procured to offer a view of them jabs for a fiver to most, and when people said No she just showed em anyway...

I can still see those horrible flabby bazooka's...

ilovesleep · 23-03-2013 08:37PM

Ronin247 wrote: »

Classy burd

I'm telling ya, the men who's going around groping women where it ends up in court, are doing it to the wrong women but then I don't have a sign on my forehead -
'please pick me for groping, I'm going to like it'.

ilovesleep · 23-03-2013 08:38PM

Fieldog wrote: »

Anyone old enough around Dublin to remember the wino fat oul wan who used to clutch a flagon of cider and flash her tits at dudes around Dorset street?

Many a grim morning going to work was brightened up by the look of horror of passer-bys as she procured to offer a view of them jabs for a fiver to most, and when people said No she just showed em anyway...

I can still see those horrible flabby bazooka's...

That's so funny.

shopaholic01 · 23-03-2013 08:40PM

Chucken wrote: »

Have you considered counselling?

Not the first time that's been suggested.

23-03-2013 08:40PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

That's so funny.

Think the dude from Little Britain dressed in his lady attire, grim...

BBDBB · 23-03-2013 08:42PM

Im flashing you all now

Chucken · 23-03-2013 08:46PM

BBDBB wrote: »

Im flashing you all now

Can't. See. Anything.

:P

BBDBB · 23-03-2013 08:47PM

and we all know you carry your binoculars around "just in case"

holystungun9 · 23-03-2013 08:50PM

Maybe his willy was on fire and he was trying to put it out. Works for me.

mccarthy37 · 23-03-2013 08:57PM

I passed a parked van with big yellow stripes the other night doing 90 and it flashed at me. I'm sick ever since

MasterZidane · 23-03-2013 09:00PM

Seen a guy d other day on the side of the road pants around his ankles takin a piss towards traffic wen i was driving by. carefree soul

Duff · 23-03-2013 09:03PM

Yeah, I was about 16 and out my back garden cutting the grass and I just happened to look up to nextdoors windows and one of my neighbors daughters who would've been about 22 or 23 at the time was obviously just after getting out of the shower and was wrapped in a towel doing something by the window when she spotted me gawking up and next thing ya know I get a flash of her jebs. Provided material for the five knuckle shuffle for manys a month after.

cml387 · 23-03-2013 09:10PM

I just remembered...

...driving through a small south Tipp village (I will not be more specific) some years ago, just outside the town there was some young fellow standing on the fence outside his house merrily waving his Up Periscope at passing traffic. It was just so bizarre that I still wonder ..."did I just see that"?

I suspect sadly that the men in white coats had temporarily let their guard slip.

PrincessPreach · 23-03-2013 09:18PM

My boyfriend is into it....weirdly enough we were just talking about it yesterday morning. He said he gets a thrill from it and the more D4 the girl the better.
I can see the appeal if i'm honest.

The Barefoot Pizza Thief · 23-03-2013 09:19PM

Chucken wrote: »

Have you considered counselling?

Would you ask the same of some guy who said he liked it when women flashed their boobs?

I haven't been lucky enough to get flashed all that often (just once on a school trip when all the girls in my year mooned us from the back window of a couch) but I do love those women who post their Pizza Guy flashing escapades online. There must be a few hundred at this stage and always seems to be the old 'dropped towel' shenanigans.

shopaholic01 · 23-03-2013 09:19PM

PrincessPreach wrote: »

My boyfriend is into it....weirdly enough we were just talking about it yesterday morning. He said he gets a thrill from it and the more D4 the girl the better.
I can see the appeal if i'm honest.

This might explain the delay you experience while buying your cocktail in bars;).

PrincessPreach · 23-03-2013 09:22PM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

This might explain the delay you experience while buying your cocktail in bars;).

How does my bf showing his dick to random southies have anything to do with the timing of my cocktails?

BBDBB · 23-03-2013 09:24PM

PrincessPreach wrote: »

How does my bf showing his dick to random southies have anything to do with the timing of my cocktails?

he likes it shaken not stirred?

hatrickpatrick · 23-03-2013 09:24PM

I got flashed once on holidays but ended up scoring her afterwards so I don't know if that counts?
Is it true flashing if it's meant as a genuine come on and not just as a random for the crack (hehe) kind of thing?

Iwasfrozen · 23-03-2013 09:39PM

BBDBB wrote: »

he likes it shaken not stirred?

lol I don't think anyone got that.

Have you ever been flashed?

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