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What does IT Carlow need?

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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 TomTom
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    For the same reason newspapers carry warnings about STD's and tell you to use condoms but don't come with condoms attached, they are warnings and not advertisments.
    Apart form the need of condom machines, the toilets on the ground floor of d block beside the canteen need to have locks on the cubicle doors and maybe a change of jacks paper now and then.
    Although, condom machines are not the most nesseccary requirment in the college. How many times have you been in the canteen talking to a girl and she suggests that you head back to your house for a bit or after college STUDY.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    never, I think I always join the queue at just the wrong time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ShayK1
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    NEVER???
    you poor guys!
    really you should hang around with me more often!
    And i always carry condoms anyway!
    just as a fashion accessory of course


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 TomTom
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    I was going to write "With the exception of shay, how many times have you been in the canteen talking to a girl and she suggests that you head back to your house for a bit or after college STUDY." but i thought it would offend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ShayK1
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    ok well i am sure the consideration was appreciate by all TOM


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 826 Snowball
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    Shay, the proud slut ;)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,021 Moonbeam
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    The shop in the college sells them doesnt it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 826 Snowball
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    :D:D The college needs another Networking Lab, what kinda conditions do they think we can study in??? :D:D


    :p lol :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 Redrocket
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    How many times have you been standing beside baldy, and he says "You wanna come back to my house for some eh....., study....?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ShayK1
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    Oh My GOD i Can't count that far Steve!
    Moonbeam as far as i know the shop doesn't sell them!
    They don't even sell chewing gum FFS!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,452 gogo
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    Originally posted by ShayK1

    They don't even sell chewing gum FFS!

    They don't sell chewing gum because people keep spitting it out on the ground, and buzz decided it wasn't in his job description to scrape it up anymore, so hence they just stopped selling it to solve the issue once and for all. And buzz is back to his original contract of picking up fag butts(which he seem's to be far happier at).

    gogo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 Don1
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    LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 355 Headcase
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    they have banned the selling of chewing gum in schools and colleges.
    ****in annoying


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ShayK1
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    i know! i mean you see a hot chick in the canteen and are gonna go chat her up.......you think "OH wait i am not minty fresh and aarrgghh i am outta chewing gum" i much prefer chewing gum to mints and its better for your teeth and gums!
    Chew for twenty minutes after eating to help fight plaque attacks!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,021 Moonbeam
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    haha must be playin havoc with after college study, havin to walk all the way to the shop/garage for chewing gum and condoms must really wreck the moment,
    yous might end up failing all your exams as a result!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ShayK1
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    see Moonbeam knows what i'm talking about!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 Delboy_69
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    I think the college should have a barber so Mord can get his hair cut...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 253 ratman
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    I think all barbers should be killed so i'm not called a freak for having long hair


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 355 Headcase
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    i've already told u people!
    there is a condom machine in the toilets in the business block near the canteen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 Don1
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    I just emptied it. It is Thursday!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ShayK1
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    Originally posted by ratman
    I think all barbers should be killed so i'm not called a freak for having long hair

    Its NOT the long hair man!! Believe me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ShayK1
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    Originally posted by Don1
    I just emptied it. It is Thursday!!!!!


    Thanks man!! I'm too embarassed to get them for myself!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 355 Headcase
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    i'd rather go to a chemist and get condoms.
    chances ofmeeting someone you know are alot less than ging to a machine in the college or pub


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    you could always say you just want to make some funny baloon animals


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 826 Snowball
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    Originally posted by Delboy_69
    I think the college should have a barber so Mord can get his hair cut...
    lol

    Condom machines r the biggest rip off ever.

    €4 for a condom. FOr students I can see the dalema... Sex or Food???

    And shak1 we know ur answer ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 355 Headcase
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    thats why i bring food from home.
    was so much easier when my gf now ex-gf was on the pill.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 Don1
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    Aaah fun times I'm sure!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 355 Headcase
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    god i miss it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 253 ratman
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    Originally posted by ShayK1
    Its NOT the long hair man!! Believe me!
    ???????????QUESTION MARK????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/WHAT DOES THAT MEAN


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ShayK1
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    Originally posted by Headcase
    thats why i bring food from home.
    was so much easier when my gf now ex-gf was on the pill.



    Ah bare back! lovely! i miss it too!
    Girlfriends eh??


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