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"am i fat ?" ....lie or tell the truth?

  • 12-03-2013 09:33PM
    #1
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭


    What is the politically correct position on this these days?...so she is fat, like really....but one has to lie and say no?

    Is it ever acceptable to tell a woman she is fat?


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  • #2
    hyperborean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭hyperborean


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    What is the politically correct position on this these days?...so she is fat, like really....but one has to lie and say no?

    Is it ever acceptable to tell a woman she is fat?

    Only if you really hate her, otherwise avoid getting into discussions on weight with fat woman. And lie if you have to


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well it depends, are you hoping to have sex with said woman at some point in future?


  • #4
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    Is she happy to be fat? are you unhappy she is fat?


  • #5
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Pleasantly plumb...


  • #6
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    hyperborean wrote: »
    Only if you really hate her, otherwise avoid getting into discussions on weight with fat woman. And lie if you have to

    Don't hate her....she's a friend, but I loathe those type of questions.


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  • #7
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    This is one of those "whatever you do is wrong" so good luck.


  • #8
    greenman09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,909 ✭✭✭greenman09


    Like 'does my ar$e look big in this?'. Does one really want to answer that truthfully?


  • #9
    hyperborean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭hyperborean


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    Don't hate her....she's a friend, but I loathe those type of questions.


    female friends are never fat,


  • #10
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Tell her she looks great, then say ten decades of the rosary for your lies.


  • #11
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Tell her she looks as tasty as apple pie.

    Full of fat and squishy to touch.


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  • #12
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    greenman09 wrote: »
    Like 'does my ar$e look big in this?'. Does one really want to answer that truthfully?

    Yup...one of those, it's such a trap question that a big part of me wanted to say, yup....fatty, but I said no....now it's annoying me I did :mad:


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    When she comes to your house for tea, give her celery sticks instead of biscuits.


  • #14
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,997 ✭✭✭amacca


    Dont listen to these pussies

    Be a man, tell the truth and take any negative consequences on the chin.

    Its for the good of all fat bitches everywhere. Too long has this big boned, bubbly personality nonsense persisted. Tell them its easy to slim if they had any willpower using a combination of exercise and diet. Tell them you are the only one that cares enough about them to tell them the truth and that their outward state is a reflection of their inner weakness etc

    When you have utterly broken their spirit you can then get them to pay a subscription to your diet and lifestyle newsletter.


  • #15
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Yep, you are so fat the oil they could get from you stopped exploration for oil in Texas.


  • #16
    Chop Chop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Chop Chop


    Richard Dower wrote: »

    Don't hate her....she's a friend, but I loathe those type of questions.

    Had a friend like that once, she looked like a silver back gorilla. Never told her that.

    Ahh Gorillas in the mist, what a great movie.


  • #17
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Tell the truth. But don't for the love of fúck call her fat.


  • #18
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,997 ✭✭✭amacca


    Chop Chop wrote: »
    Had a friend like that once, she looked like a silver back gorilla. Never told her that.

    Ahh Gorillas in the mist, what a great movie.

    Should have invited her over for movie night....asked her if she recognised anyone:pac:


  • #19
    Mick990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭Mick990


    I think the real question is would you like to have sexual relations with said girl in the future ??

    If NO then tell her the truth

    If yes then just either lie or tell her what she wants to hear . Trust me its for the greater good


  • #20
    Hogata
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36 ✭Hogata


    Never ! Never ! Say -u r fat - to woman .
    That can be ur last word ;):D
    Lie or Die :p


  • #21
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    "Yes, you're really fat my darling pudding! but if you lost weight then shallow jealous people would still find away to put you down, so here's some cake"


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    If you tell her she's fat, do it with a hidden camera and post it on youtube so we can watch you get knocked out!


  • #23
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Tell the truth. But don't for the love of fúck call her fat.


    Call her Phat, cool word innit.


  • #24
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    In the past I've been told where to go when advising a fat person on dieting so I stay clear and let them be fat all they want. No one can change them but themselves.


  • #25
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    If you class her as fat then if she asks, just tell her. What's she gonna do, run after you?

    If she does, just keep telling her she's fat for a few months.....sorted.


  • #26
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Steve O wrote: »
    Call her Phat, cool word innit.

    Ooooh phat with a "ph"...as in elephant!

    Ah God bless you, mr.comedian whose name I can remember.


  • #27
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    Listen up boys, us girls can handle the truth, most of the time.


  • #28
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Listen up boys, us girls can handle the truth, most of the time.


    Gahaha *splutter. Good one.


  • #29
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Tell her she's just big boned!


  • #30
    summerskin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    I told an ex that she was fat once, she said..

    "Yeah, every time I fûck your best friend he gives me a biscuit"


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  • #31
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,997 ✭✭✭amacca


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Listen up boys, us girls can handle the truth, most of the time.

    no ye can't....pack of delusional mad bints that ye are

    betcha you wont even recognise the truth above:)


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