shameless people on the bus

RUSTEDCORE · 09-03-2013 06:58AM #1

Was coming back from town
sitting upstairs
bus was packed but I got my own seat:cool:
A woman was sitting in front of me

This sumo wrestler looking dude sits beside her almost crushing
I think he was just in the gym and kept wiping his forehead and biting his nails for 20 minutes straight.
I cant smell but she instantly opened the window.

I dont know about you but I just couldnt be this disgusting in public... honestly if he had pooped on the seat it wouldve been less disgusting.

Galwayguy35 · 09-03-2013 07:34AM

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

Was coming back from town
sitting upstairs
bus was packed but I got my own seat:cool:
A woman was sitting in front of me

This sumo wrestler looking dude sits beside her almost crushing
I think he was just in the gym and kept wiping his forehead and biting his nails for 20 minutes straight.
I cant smell but she instantly opened the window.

I dont know about you but I just couldnt be this disgusting in public... honestly if he had pooped on the seat it wouldve been less disgusting.

So even though the man did nothing that affected you in any way you come on here giving out about him.

RUSTEDCORE · 09-03-2013 07:34AM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

So even though the man did nothing that affected you in any way you come on here giving out about him.

OBVIOUSLY

Galwayguy35 · 09-03-2013 07:43AM

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

OBVIOUSLY

Well if you had a problem with him why not say it to his face.

IceFjoem · 09-03-2013 07:55AM

You can't smell?!

Noo · 09-03-2013 08:01AM

I was getting the bus home from town about 8 o'clock one evening with a few friends, we went upstairs, completely empty so we sat down the back. Some young wan no older than 15 and seeming a little out of it gets on and comes straight down the back to us, I was sitting in the middle so she just stops in front of me and very aggressively says "eh would ya move?" So I move my leg and she shoves her way by and sits in the corner and to start getting sick. Lovely.

Gloomtastic! · 09-03-2013 08:01AM

IceFjoem wrote: »

You can't smell?!

Maybe the smell was coming from you and not him?

Ando's Saggy Bottom · 09-03-2013 08:08AM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

So even though the man did nothing that affected you in any way you come on here giving out about him.

Welcome to AH!

RUSTEDCORE · 09-03-2013 08:18AM

IceFjoem wrote: »

You can't smell?!

never have... assume its like tasting without texture

Ihatecuddles-old · 09-03-2013 08:25AM

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

never have... assume its like tasting without texture

They are both connected, you're ability to taste is probably hindered by the fact that you can't smell.

I don't know if that makes any sense, I'm getting sick as I type this.

Faze11 · 09-03-2013 08:25AM

Thought you couldn't taste either if you had no sense of smell

KTRIC · 09-03-2013 08:38AM

Faze11 wrote: »

Thought you couldn't taste either if you had no sense of smell

IF you're a snake !!!

Dwork · 09-03-2013 08:47AM

No way am I the only one who thought this was going to be about some couple doing it on the back row. Misuse of the word "shameless" OP.

Mr Fatnsweaty was probably morto on the inside, not that I care, I wanted tales of depravity on the top deck of the Number 42.

Gummy Panda · 09-03-2013 09:20AM

I got on a bus yesterday and there was a guy downstairs who smelled of sly ****. He was stinking the bottom deck out. I went upstairs.

Scruffles · 09-03-2013 09:21AM

KTRIC wrote: »

IF you're a snake !!!

or a smoker!

RUSTEDCORE · 09-03-2013 09:22AM

Dwork wrote: »

No way am I the only one who thought this was going to be about some couple doing it on the back row. Misuse of the word "shameless" OP.

Mr Fatnsweaty was probably morto on the inside, not that I care, I wanted tales of depravity on the top deck of the Number 42.

why the posh bus>?

mfceiling · 09-03-2013 09:40AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I got on a bus yesterday and there was a guy downstairs who smelled of sly ****. He was stinking the bottom deck out. I went upstairs.

Thought you would have at least said hello to me...

gallag · 09-03-2013 09:41AM

If you have sunk low enough to use the peasant chariot you are hardly gonna worry about personal hygiene. Remember bus users are the dregs of society.

keith16 · 09-03-2013 09:45AM

I got on a bus once and some dude had his bag on the seat beside him. When I asked him to move it, he pulls out two bus tickets saying he has paid for an extra seat for his bag.

Esel · 09-03-2013 09:47AM

gallag wrote: »

If you have sunk low enough to use the peasant chariot you are hardly gonna worry about personal hygiene. Remember bus users are the dregs of society.

Hello, Maggie.

09-03-2013 09:49AM

In the words of the Fatima Mansions:

'Only Losers Take The Bus'

Gummy Panda · 09-03-2013 09:56AM

gallag wrote: »

If you have sunk low enough to use the peasant chariot you are hardly gonna worry about personal hygiene. Remember bus users are the dregs of society.

I had crucified my slaves so had no litter bearers to bring me to market

Dwork · 09-03-2013 09:58AM

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

why the posh bus>?

Posh people are way more fun when they are being depraved. Usually, they can afford to make a better effort/wear nicer underwear/have straighter teeth. Sadly, it's a bus. Bus and posh do not go in the same breath. Unless it has rooms that emerge hydraulically from its side, tinted windows and acts as the daytime accomodation for some lesser rock god or goddess. Or a VW logo on the front and drop-down bunks for Jemima and Astrid to get jiggy on.

"Getting the bus" immediatly implies that you may well have mild B.O, poor fashion sense, a failure to grasp the concept of "life is short" and enjoy British soap operas and endless singing competitions. I would rather travvel around using wooden rollers while being towed with a fish-hook through my left testicle, reeled along by an angler from Trim called Norman..

gallag · 09-03-2013 09:59AM

Esel wrote: »

Hello, Maggie.

I just don't understand why people cant just have a few cars?

Esel · 09-03-2013 10:04AM

gallag wrote: »

I just don't understand why people cant just rob a few cars?

FYP. Maggie.

0ph0rce0 · 09-03-2013 10:10AM

On the 145 one day, A Down Syndrome guy was picking his nose, people beside him were retching it was that bad what was coming out.

Anyway he picked out this snot, and oh my god it was huge, like the size of a 2 euro coin, (that's big for a snot) he tried to shake it off but the snot was having none of it.

He then flicked!! And it went straight into the woman in fronts hair. She didn't notice and everyone was laughing whilst still retching and n one told her.

The guy knew everyone was looking and just turned around and looked at everyone behind with exactly this face.

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=NvM_wKdx7ZhC2M&tbnid=-1rYJtlruuRB8M:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactionface.info%2Fface%2Ftroll-face&ei=VPw6UcXiBaPB7Ab7jIGQDQ&psig=AFQjCNEPDgIXDTyLfL_Z73l0lm9tmE7jOw&ust=1362906580175737

Obviously i know he's not all there and that's sad but still was the funniest bus trip i ever took.

Duckjob · 09-03-2013 10:30AM

9959 wrote: »

In the words of the Fatima Mansions:

'Only Losers Take The Bus'

Or, in the words of Jay from Inbetweeners:

BUS **** !

gallag · 09-03-2013 11:20AM

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

On the 145 one day, A Down Syndrome guy was picking his nose, people beside him were retching it was that bad what was coming out.

Anyway he picked out this snot, and oh my god it was huge, like the size of a 2 euro coin, (that's big for a snot) he tried to shake it off but the snot was having none of it.

He then flicked!! And it went straight into the woman in fronts hair. She didn't notice and everyone was laughing whilst still retching and n one told her.

The guy knew everyone was looking and just turned around and looked at everyone behind with exactly this face.

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=NvM_wKdx7ZhC2M&tbnid=-1rYJtlruuRB8M:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactionface.info%2Fface%2Ftroll-face&ei=VPw6UcXiBaPB7Ab7jIGQDQ&psig=AFQjCNEPDgIXDTyLfL_Z73l0lm9tmE7jOw&ust=1362906580175737

Obviously i know he's not all there and that's sad but still was the funniest bus trip i ever took.

Probably an every day occurrence for bus dwellers. I suppose they need to get to the job centre/maternity ward some how.

Duck's hoop · 09-03-2013 11:27AM

Dwork wrote: »

Posh people are way more fun when they are being depraved. Usually, they can afford to make a better effort/wear nicer underwear/have straighter teeth. Sadly, it's a bus. Bus and posh do not go in the same breath. Unless it has rooms that emerge hydraulically from its side, tinted windows and acts as the daytime accomodation for some lesser rock god or goddess. Or a VW logo on the front and drop-down bunks for Jemima and Astrid to get jiggy on.

"Getting the bus" immediatly implies that you may well have mild B.O, poor fashion sense, a failure to grasp the concept of "life is short" and enjoy British soap operas and endless singing competitions. I would rather travvel around using wooden rollers while being towed with a fish-hook through my left testicle, reeled along by an angler from Trim called Norman..

You try way too hard PotWork

BillyMitchel · 09-03-2013 11:28AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

They are both connected, you're ability to taste is probably hindered by the fact that you can't smell.

I don't know if that makes any sense, I'm getting sick as I type this.

Need someone to hold your hair back?!

1000 posts, go me!

Auldloon · 09-03-2013 11:52AM

Noo wrote: »

I was getting the bus home from town about 8 o'clock one evening with a few friends, we went upstairs, completely empty so we sat down the back. Some young wan no older than 15 and seeming a little out of it gets on and comes straight down the back to us, I was sitting in the middle so she just stops in front of me and very aggressively says "eh would ya move?" So I move my leg and she shoves her way by and sits in the corner and to start getting sick. Lovely.

You should have kicked her in the fanny. It's not women's day anymore you know.

shameless people on the bus

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