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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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  • #902
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Welsh Man: Fu@king Chancer, Hangs Head.

    stefan idiot jones, he tried goddammit!


  • #903
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Cat Pelt In Bin: Chicken Curry.


  • #904
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I gave her a pearl necklace.


  • #905
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    stefan idiot jones, mad or both?


  • #906
    StompToWork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    I woke up. To be Continued.....

    That's how you make a 6 word story a money-spinner. Now all I have to do is come up with sequels.


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  • #907
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    StompToWork wrote: »
    I woke up. To be Continued.....

    That's how you make a 6 word story a money-spinner. Now all I have to do is come up with sequels.

    'Died then woke up, my story!'

    Now you're talking filthy lucre.
    Suggested sequels:

    'Died harder, but still woke up'
    'Died again, a wake-up call'
    'Die today, wake-up younger tomorrow'
    'Tired of dying?, buy my book'


  • #908
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Meanwhile, in Ireland.................Ikea Hot Dogs.


  • #909
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    The perfect alibi: It was me


  • #910
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Voted Fine Gael.........................Falls On Sword.


  • #911
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Enda choked on my ballot paper.


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  • #912
    GenghisCon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭GenghisCon


    Time traveler sat by himself. Literally


  • #913
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    No beginning, no middle, no end.:mad:


  • #914
    Say it Aint So
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭Say it Aint So


    Youthful and vibrant once. Dead now.


  • #915
    Say it Aint So
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭Say it Aint So


    Ghosts cannot say "I do".


  • #916
    Say it Aint So
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭Say it Aint So


    Obesity widespread. Famine elsewhere. Compassion lacking.


  • #917
    Say it Aint So
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭Say it Aint So


    Fat man ate; hungry man died.


  • #918
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    C6H12O6 (s) + 6 O2 (g) → 6 CO2 (g) + 6 H2O (l) + heat


  • #919
    jprboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭jprboy


    Original poster spelt my name wrong


  • #920
    GoldenTickets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭GoldenTickets


    Great thread brought low by filler.


  • #921
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    'Them belly full but we hungry.'



    Bob Marley.


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  • #922
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Die Hard's on. Result!
    Filler line.


  • #923
    ian87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭ian87


    Had an itch. Got it scratched.


  • #924
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    GoldenTickets wrote: »
    Great thread brought low by filler.

    A literary snob ? Impress us then ?


  • #925
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,560 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    His World of Six Word Posts...


  • #926
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Always in motion, is the future.


  • #927
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,560 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Driven to the edge, then over.


  • #928
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,552 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    She said No,I didn't listen.


  • #929
    donnamc5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭donnamc5


    He didn't listen, I ended him.


  • #930
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,552 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Do you want my phone number:p


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  • #931
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Brazilian stepfather: Black Bags, In Canal.


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