So... I just served Jedward...

Gyalist · 04-03-2013 07:17PM

Annie Lennox - put us on the guest list for The Eurythmics concert at The Point and then insisted that we stay for the after party.

Billie Joe Armstrong and his wife Adrienne.
Josh Homme - put the staff on the guest list for the Green Day/QOTSA gig in Slane a few years ago and laid on transport for them from The Clarence to Slane and back.
Matt Dillon
Debbie Harry
Lou Reed - dick
Sophie Marceau
Christy Turlington
Naomi Campbell
Simon Le Bon
Jools Holland
50 Cent

Just a quick list off the top of my head.

lintdrummer · 04-03-2013 07:22PM

So op, you're telling me that jedward got served?

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It's on!

Esoteric_ · 04-03-2013 07:25PM

Brendan o'carroll, or Carroll, I don't know his surname. absolute ****, ordered food, was rude to me when it took more than thirty seconds to prep it, left the table feckin filthy, couldn't even leave his leftovers on the tray, they had to be smushed all over the table for me to clean up.

Colin farrell, absolute gent, very down to earth.

The band Black Veil Brides, sound guys, quiet, big tippers.

AnonoBoy · 04-03-2013 07:28PM

Did Coke with Twink once.

Ziegfeldgirl27 · 04-03-2013 07:32PM

You served Jedward but where do you work? Restaurant? Sweet shop?

SeaFields · 04-03-2013 07:40PM

Brian Dobson from da news. Tosser.

Tom Dorley food critic guy from the restuarant. Very nice and polite.

EDDIE WATERS · 04-03-2013 07:45PM

SeaFields wrote: »

Brian Dobson from da news. Tosser.

Tom Dorley food critic guy from the restuarant. Very nice and polite.

I packed bags for Brian once and had maybe 2 bags of shopping and gave a few coppers

Dwork · 04-03-2013 07:54PM

I served Abraham Lincoln once, he got his pint, looked for extra nibbles, then in walks Ghandi, gagging for a Smithwicks. Both were sound, Abe was a bit stingy, but Ghandi left me a big tip. Two of them were gas, spent the whole time bitching about Mother teresa.

orestes · 04-03-2013 07:55PM

Used to work in an Irish bar in Amsterdam. Myself and the bar manager were both metal fans so we used to head for a couple of pints in the metal bar around the corner after work most nights. I finish early one night so head around to the bar, sat at the bar having a quiet pint and got talking to a bunch of oretty cool American guys who got pretty annoyingly loud as they got more wasted so I bailed early and texted the boss to warn him there were a bunch of loud Americans in the bar. Turns out it was Slipknot. I'd been having a few pints with one of my favourite bands and didn't even bloody know it. You get a fair few big bands around in the summer during festival season though, there's only one metal bar in Amsterdam and famous people on tour like Irish pubs cos everyone working in them speaks English. Fun times.

spankysue · 04-03-2013 08:06PM

Des Bishop served me one night in Abrakebabra when he was doing that work experience programme, that's how I roll, celebs serve me

steirishrover · 04-03-2013 08:12PM

Met the whole Celtic team a few years ago.. all were sound except Neil Lennon (bit of a twat to everyone that day)

Met Eric Bristow a few months ago, a nice bloke and posed for pics

Pat Fenlon took a training session for my kids football team.. A gent an offered me any help whatsoever

Johnny Vegas : Twat
Johnny Knoxville: Legend
Bernard Dunne: Sap

My sis works in airport.. She said Coronation street were great (Karla is tiny).
German football team were great as well. Sarah Jessica Parker one of the nicest people she met.

I agree with poster few posts before.. Brendan O'Carroll is very rude.. Gone to his head

retalivity · 04-03-2013 08:13PM

used to work in a nightclub under a hotel in dublin as a student and served a few famous people.

Donncha O'Callaghan
Brian O'Driscoll - absolute bellend
Cian O'Connor -tosser
The Blackburn Rovers team circa 2004. Dwight Yorke was cool, wouldnt drink and spent all his time racking up women.
Alan Kelly was a gent

Martin McGuinness came into my office one day. Which was weird as I was a programmer at the time.

deathrider · 04-03-2013 08:14PM

hollster2 wrote: »

Ryan Tubirty in a chipper he was nice

That's odd. Tubrity doesn't look like he's ever been in a chipper in his life. The man could do with a sandwich or two.

Kev_2012 · 06-03-2013 01:30PM

SparkySpitfire wrote: »

Wow, the Corminator, aren't you lucky :P

Haha! He was actually fairly sound! I was just laughing the whole time because of that Tallafonia Swipe thing on youtube. He was handing out "vodka" and "red bull" for free to us all anyway so he was grand.

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

were you calling in the jury when you saw him?

*WITTY REPLY*

DonR8 · 06-03-2013 01:36PM

Bertie Ahern, his daughter and that dude from westlife.

My father server, Steve Collins after winning the world title in Millstreet.
All the president of Ireland, for the last 40 years.
All the lads from boyzone.
Some members from the cranberries

There been loads more but i cant remember

Cabaal · 06-03-2013 01:36PM

Lets see.

Dara O'Briain
Lenny Henry
Paul Danial's (that magician guy)

Thats all I can think of off hand, I know few guys I worked to dealt with several famous football players and infact one of them even got tickets to a match off of one of them.

fishy fishy · 06-03-2013 01:41PM

DonR8 wrote: »

Bertie Ahern, his daughter and that dude from westlife.

My father server, Steve Collins after winning the world title in Millstreet.
All the president of Ireland, for the last 40 years.
All the lads from boyzone.
Some members from the cranberries

There been loads more but i cant remember

well if these are the only ones that come to mind, don't bother posting the other ones.

admiralofthefleet · 06-03-2013 01:44PM

i used to serve john giles his dinner most sundays in harolds cross, he was a gentleman

tony tormey (paul from fair city) was another gent

charlie and bella from fair city were both gents as well

martina stanley (delores from fair city) a very nice chain smoker

brian dobson was a tosser

gerry ryan - bit of an eccentric but ok, i know his brother mick well

Jonathan philman bowman (rip) total eccentric and off his rocker but sound as a bell, his dad john is a gent as well

mary black - just kept herself to herself

kieron fallon - rude little pox

seamie heffernan - sound

mick kinnane - sound and chatty, had a pint with him in the curragh

aidan o brien and his son joe were very nice

bertie ahern - ordered a sandwich at a function i was doing despite the fact i had 600 dinners to prep with only 1 helper, I found time to make it for him then he changed his mind and had a dinner, wanker

kfallon · 06-03-2013 02:07PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

kieron fallon - rude little pox

Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

ColeTrain · 06-03-2013 02:30PM

I've served a few in my time.

Malcom X - Sound, was in buying white pillow cases

A few Fair City actors - Were really annoying, kept asking was there any work going

Kieron fallon - very cocky, kept telling me he had a horse outside

Pope Bendict - very down to earth character, was in a pair tracksuit bottoms and tank top

Cian Egan - refused him service for having an aura of c***iness

george bush - was in with his minders buying sweets, he held hands with this 7 foot SS guy who never let him outta his sight

Joseph Stalins body double - lovely guy, great facial hair

dantbyhid · 06-03-2013 02:44PM

Michael Flatley.

A **** load more too but I'd say he'd be one the most famous of them.

Sofiztikated · 06-03-2013 02:54PM

So let me see:
Triple H and Rakishi, the WWE wrestlers, nice lads.
Colin Farrell, a lot sounder than I expected.
Brendan O'Carroll, arsehole, apparently always has been.
Sinead O'connor, odd, but thought she was cool.
Shane MaGowan. You think he can drink? Wait til he's room service breakfast, there's more booze that you can imagine. Multiple types of beer, a selection of spirits, a few mixers, and when you're collecting the tray, the food is still there.
Christina Aguilera, absolute cûntbag. Wouldn't speak directly to me.
Dana Rosemary Scallon. I hate that woman.
The Governator. Sound as ****, but nowhere near as big as I thought!

There's more.

Plazaman · 06-03-2013 03:00PM

SeaFields wrote: »

Brian Dobson from da news. Tosser.

Dobbo cut in front of me in a lunch queue in the RTE canteen and not an excuse me or a word of an apology out of him the big tall fuddermucker.

Never served them, but I knocked Sarah Jessica Parkers bags off her trolley at an airport due to not looking where I was going. I was full of apologies and she was nice about it but Ferris gave me dagger eyes like I took his kidney or somethng.

Was at a function in a restaurant on Saturday last and Kian Egan was there. I had a few bevvies on me and started singing. To my delight he swiveled around in his chair...... and left.

Shaneosexual · 07-03-2013 07:56PM

Daniel Day Lewis, Steven Spielberg and Bruce Springsteen all refused to take a photo with me or even say hello at the Four Seasons bar after a Bruce gig in 2012.

So... I just served Jedward...

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