So... I just served Jedward...

SparkySpitfire · 04-03-2013 02:52PM #1

Yes, they do talk like that in real life :P

So what other minor celebs/ actual ones have you come across in your place of work?

My boss served Michael Fassbender about 2 weeks ago, heard he's lovely!

Drakares · 04-03-2013 02:55PM

It's okay folks, I'll take this one.

No one cares.

OneArt · 04-03-2013 02:55PM

Shirley Temple Bar.

Wish he'd ordered a fruit salad but he only had a stupid sandwich that I couldn't laugh at.

maximoose · 04-03-2013 02:55PM

How long have you worked in female hormone therapy?

Fukuyama · 04-03-2013 02:55PM

Served Louis Walsh.

Nice guy.

Hair is thinning - cant tell on TV. Quite short too.

Cool Maserati as well. Engine like a fcuking tiger.

.Henry Sellers. · 04-03-2013 02:56PM

Served....ye durty fecker.

P_1 · 04-03-2013 02:57PM

Everybody's the same at the end of the day. No need for any 'airs and graces' if you're just doing your job.

smcelhinney · 04-03-2013 02:57PM

Served?

I hope it was a fcuking restraining order from the Internet, TV and radio..

BillyMitchel · 04-03-2013 02:58PM

Loads, most of them were arrogant gimps.

Lots of the cast from Fair City were sound but I don't think I'd call them famous or celebs.

OP they leave a tip?

SparkySpitfire · 04-03-2013 03:00PM

P_1 wrote: »

Everybody's the same at the end of the day. No need for any 'airs and graces' if you're just doing your job.

I didn't even let on I knew who they were. Didn't wanna give them the satisfaction - they annoy the hell out of me in general so I wasn't gonna be a hypocrite.

13spanner · 04-03-2013 03:02PM

I was talking to the lad Mickey Joe Hart beat to go to the Eurovision in a porta-cabin once.

Nice guy.

Riskymove · 04-03-2013 03:03PM

smcelhinney wrote: »

Served?

I hope it was a fcuking restraining order from the Internet, TV and radio..

I was hoping he served them their own heads on a plate

L.Jenkins · 04-03-2013 03:03PM

You served them! I hope you threw in a bag of Prozac for good measure.

admiralofthefleet · 04-03-2013 03:04PM

when i worked in bewleys i met loads, mostly cast members from father ted

ardal o hanlon - sound if a little wired

the priest that played dick byrne - very rude

the priest that spoke like a monkey - sound

pat shortt - sound

sinead o connor - national c*nt

michael mc elhatton - extremely nice bloke

ive met loads more most of them have been sound

Frynge · 04-03-2013 03:04PM

I served pat short years ago and he made some crack about my hair, I asked him was he some kind of comedian.

Found out later, yes, yes he was.

Boom_Bap · 04-03-2013 03:04PM

It would be much better if you just served them with a double uppercut.

Or a 25-hit Killer Instinct Combo with finishing move. Each.

Or just served them in some sort of high school dance off.

GoldCobra · 04-03-2013 03:04PM

served?

D1stant · 04-03-2013 03:06PM

Everyone was hoping you meant that in a Boris Becker way OP

SunnyDub1 · 04-03-2013 03:08PM

was in café in the airport a couple of weeks ago when I hear this overly loud annoying voice , and stupid loud laugh. Turn around and there is Brian Dowling making his way into the café :rolleyes:

He was only short of saying "I'm Brian dowling, look at me, look at me, look at me" :rolleyes:

SparkySpitfire · 04-03-2013 03:09PM

Frynge wrote: »

I served pat short years ago and he made some crack about my hair, I asked him was he some kind of comedian.

Found out later, yes, yes he was.

This made me laugh :pac:

I wish I could've served them, but alas my stubby legs could not vault over the counter quick enough

I gave them their milk teeth and off they went into the sunset...

SparkySpitfire · 04-03-2013 03:11PM

SunnyDub1 wrote: »

was in café in the airport a couple of weeks ago when I hear this overly loud annoying voice , and stupid loud laugh. Turn around and there is Brian Dowling making his way into the café :rolleyes:

He was only short of saying "I'm Brian dowling, look at me, look at me, look at me" :rolleyes:

Really dislike him...

Minor celebrities seem to be way worse with this than actual ones. It's mad, why would anyone WANT people to take notice of them?

xzanti · 04-03-2013 03:11PM

Jim Corr came into my office one day.. he tried to walk into a press thinking it led to another room

ashers222 · 04-03-2013 03:14PM

couple of local GAA all stars and few national athletic champs and horsey jockey people who I wouldn't really know

BizzyC · 04-03-2013 03:14PM

xzanti wrote: »

Jim Corr came into my office one day.. he tried to walk into a press thinking it led to another room

Probably thought it was the secret entrance to the lair of the lizard men.

Clondalphian · 04-03-2013 05:27PM

I've served The guy that plays Eoin McLove in Father Ted. How I kept a straight face while serving him I'll never know.He was a nice guy in fairness. One of the other guys I worked with served Rhys Ifans. He said he was really sound.

Lapin · 04-03-2013 05:30PM

So ?

inmyday · 04-03-2013 05:30PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

Served Louis Walsh.

Nice guy.

Hair is thinning - cant tell on TV. Quite short too.

Cool Maserati as well. Engine like a fcuking tiger.

Hold on there. A man in his 50s is a bit thin on top???
O my golly gosh!

Amirani · 04-03-2013 05:39PM

Michael Martin, Colm Meaney, Bertie Ahern, Dermot O'Leary, Pat Fenlon.

krudler · 04-03-2013 05:42PM

Brian Kennedy, absolute knobjockey

Pudders · 04-03-2013 05:44PM

I served Richard Harris in a pub in London in 1990. He paid for a pint of guinness with a £50 note, probably cost only about £2.50, and told me to keep the change. What a man.

Also served loads of other mainly b list celebrities who generally were cocks so I couldn't be arsed listing them.

Jet Black · 04-03-2013 05:56PM

I served loads but I didn't get an impression of them. Didn't say much. Just got their stuff and left.
I did serve one of the cheeky girls and she was lovely. Looked way better than she did on TV.

So... I just served Jedward...

Comments