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Manliness, Sometime BC - 2013, RIP

  • 01-03-2013 05:50PM
    #1
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭


    I'm amazed how manliness has disintegrated over the past few decades.

    Since when has the likes of Timothy Dalton etc. become less attractive than the pre-pubescent pube-less One Erection?


    Now im not blaming women but...... :D

    I'm glad Nikola Tesla is dead and doesn't have to witness the ******ry of 20 something males fannying around in A+F gear.


    RIP Manliness


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  • #2
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Sean Connery is a bit a cunt to be fair. not sure advocating slapping your wife is what passes for manliness.


  • #3
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Cereal Number wrote: »
    I'm amazed how manliness has disintegrated over the past few decades.

    Since when has the likes of Timothy Dalton, Sean Connery etc. become less attractive than the pre-pubescent pube-less One Erection?


    Now im not blaming women but...... :D

    I'm glad Nikola Tesla is dead and doesn't have to witness the ******ry of 20 something males fannying around in A+F gear.


    RIP Manliness

    Since when was James Bond manly?


  • #4
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Since when was James Bond manly?

    He can ride rings around him


    Your argument is invalid


  • #5
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    ....just as a matter of interest.... what the fuck has tesla to do with it?


  • #6
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Sean Connery the actor was around in A.D not B.C.


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  • #7
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Donnie Osmond coexisted with Sean Connery.

    One Direction coexist with Daniel Craig.


  • #8
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    Nodin wrote: »
    ....just as a matter of interest.... what the fuck has tesla to do with it?

    A real man


  • #9
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    super_furry wrote: »
    Donnie Osmond coexisted with Sean Connery.

    One Direction coexist with Daniel Craig.

    At least Osmonds balls had dropped at the stage he was entertaining


  • #10
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Cereal Number wrote: »
    A real man


    That stuff will kill ye if ye over do it.


  • #11
    Drakares
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    Cereal Number wrote: »
    I'm glad Nikola Tesla is dead and doesn't have to witness the ******ry of 20 something males fannying around in A+F gear.
    You're referring to the same guy who let Edison steal his creations and successfully and falsly mock his alternating current while doing nothing about it?


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  • #12
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Cereal Number wrote: »
    At least Osmonds balls had dropped at the stage he was entertaining

    Really?


  • #13
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Was going to show off being super manly but I left my bootleg jeans and timberland boots behind me. Damn.


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Fear not. Nick Offerman exists. We'll be fine.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37HXByCFyhg


  • #15
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    super_furry wrote: »
    Really?

    You dont get teeth like that without having performed oral sex on dozens of milfs


  • #16
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    Drakares wrote: »
    You're referring to the same guy who let Edison steal his creations and successfully and falsly mock his alternating current while doing nothing about it?

    He is still a hero


    Edison would probably be wearing A+F gear if he were around today, and refer to rugby players by colloquial name BOD and other D4 arsholed-ness.


  • #17
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    The way alot of young guys dress these days is a joke :pac:

    Hair straightened, skinny jeans, a tshirt that looks like its made for a girl (lol) and you actually get some who do be throwing 'shapes' whilst walking. Trying to look hard.

    You feel like saying to them "It took you two hours to get ready this morning!! and your gonna kick someone ass?" :pac:


  • #18
    SparkySpitfire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    It's cos of metrosexuality. It's everywhere. Just walk into House of Fraser and see the men's cosmetic counters downstairs.


  • #19
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    In fairness, nobody likes a hairy arse!


  • #20
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    The way alot of young guys dress these days is a joke :pac:

    Hair straightened, skinny jeans, a tshirt that looks like its made for a girl (lol) and you actually get some who do be throwing 'shapes' whilst walking. Trying to look hard.

    You feel like saying to them "It took you two hours to get ready this morning!! and your gonna kick someone ass?" :pac:

    You pity the fools?


  • #21
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    smash wrote: »
    In fairness, nobody likes a hairy arse!

    Speak for yourself!


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  • #22
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I have a penis


  • #23
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    smash wrote: »
    In fairness, nobody likes a hairy arse!


    ....theres nothin wrong with a good hairy backside, a pair of y-fronts and a good belly.


  • #24
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    OP I agree. We should start some sort of "Man-a-thon" in order to return manliness to it's once prolific former glory.


  • #25
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    OP I agree. We should start some sort of "Man-a-thon" in order to return manliness to it's once prolific former glory.

    For some reason the1st thing that popped into my head was the King of the Town in Hardy Bucks :D


  • #26
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,923 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    The way alot of young guys dress these days is a joke :pac:

    Hair straightened, skinny jeans, a tshirt that looks like its made for a girl (lol) and you actually get some who do be throwing 'shapes' whilst walking. Trying to look hard.

    You feel like saying to them "It took you two hours to get ready this morning!! and your gonna kick someone ass?" :pac:

    You know that 'in look' with girls at the moment where they wear super short shorts and tights?

    I heard someone mention recent that they saw a guy dressed like that in town.

    I have no words.


  • #27
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    We should start some sort of "Man-a-thon"

    Yep... totally doesn't sound homoerotic at all! :D


  • #28
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Nodin wrote: »
    ....theres nothin wrong with a good hairy backside, a pair of y-fronts and a good belly.

    Muscles are manly, not beer bellies :P

    I prefer having hair to being hairless. It's a turn off riding a completely hairless guy. Hair is masculine and hot.

    I despise the metrosexual look and it makes shopping hard when 80% of things in topman make you look like a hipster or impossible to get passed your thighs.

    Manliness isn't dressing in worn bootcut jeans while balding in a pub building up a gut tho -As much as I love the pub

    Lads seem to go the total opposite of the metrosexual look thinking they're better for it but somewhere in the middle where it's normal is where it's at.


  • #29
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Nodin wrote: »
    ....just as a matter of interest.... what the fuck has tesla to do with it?

    Tesla was awesome, that is all.


  • #30
    the culture of deference
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭the culture of deference


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Muscles are manly, not beer bellies :P

    I prefer having hair to being hairless and despise the metrosexual look. Makes shopping hard when 80% of things in topman make you look like a hipster or impossible to get passed your thighs.

    Manliness isn't dressing in worn bootcut jeans while balding in a pub building up a gut -As much as I love the pub

    Real men don't go shopping.


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  • #31
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    smash wrote: »
    Yep... totally doesn't sound homoerotic at all! :D

    Well let me put this to you. What is manlier than a group of big strong men. In other men's company, Manning it up man style? If that's gay then heck. Maybe I'm gay too.


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