First thing you'd do after winning the Lotto

ITS_A_BADGER · 28-02-2013 05:33PM

Pay off the 4 brothers mortgages send the parents on a round the world trip, and probably head down the pub and drink drink drink!

SunnyDub1 · 28-02-2013 05:37PM

Cry, scream, cry, and get straight onto the Internet to book a holiday somewhere far and hot where I can decide what I'll do with the money :cool:

BUBBLE WRAP · 28-02-2013 05:39PM

I'd keep it a secret, maybe a few anonymous donations to charity's in the dead of the night like batman. After that, PFFFFTTTT... probably carry on life as, if I hadn't won the lotto. go to college, get a job, get a car and house. As I'd go mad if I didn't have work/job.

noodler · 28-02-2013 05:39PM

House for everyone I know.

EDIT: Close family anyway!

hattoncracker · 28-02-2013 05:39PM

Tell no one, but anonymously gift them stuff.

Organise a road trio to every restaurant featured on diners drive ins and dives.

nbar12 · 28-02-2013 05:40PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

March 18th.

It'll be rolled over until Paddy's weekend so!

Just wait and see!

Anyway, I would split the money up with my family and go on a mad one. I've always said I'd open up a club with sound bouncers because I haven't come across one yet.

ronjo · 28-02-2013 05:40PM

noodler wrote: »

House for everyone I know.

Hey noodler, hows it goin?

Long time no see

candycock · 28-02-2013 05:46PM

i'd get into my work van an drive it straight into my bosses office.......fcuk u ****head im outa here:D

Tim the Enchanter · 28-02-2013 05:48PM

First thing i'd do is tell the wife she can travel the world!!

Looking for me!!:D

Celly Smunt · 28-02-2013 05:52PM

Shoot everyone who says "Ah sure the lotto is too much for one person,i wouldn't like to win it."

Tabnabs · 28-02-2013 05:53PM

Sign the back of the ticket.

kowloon · 28-02-2013 05:53PM

Shenshen wrote: »

If the winnings are big enough, I might then consider opening a mostly-vegetarian restaurant.

Mostly vegetarian in that you slip a tiny bit of meat into everything on the sly?

There used to be a place I'd visited in Annagassan with a giant aviary. That's what I would build. I'd have nests wired up with cameras or other viewing arrangements for everyone to see the birds.

Moll'll fix it · 28-02-2013 06:00PM

kowloon wrote: »

Mostly vegetarian in that you slip a tiny bit of meat into everything on the sly?

There used to be a place I'd visited in Annagassan with a giant aviary. That's what I would build. I'd have nests wired up with cameras or other viewing arrangements for everyone to see the birds.

...and become a regular contributor to Mooney Goes Wild:D

NegativeCreep · 28-02-2013 06:09PM

Autumn Moon wrote: »

I'd check the numbers - make SURE they ARE they winning ones.......... Check them again,......and again.......and possibly again!.....

Imagine you thought you won and then checked them again and won nothing. That would be soul destroying.

Clareboy · 28-02-2013 06:10PM

I would get to hell out of this country as quickly as possible and would not spend as much as an hour longer here than I had to!

BUBBLE WRAP · 28-02-2013 06:13PM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Imagine you thought you won and then checked them again and won nothing. That would be soul destroying.

That happened a friend of mine to his grand dad. but he checked the numbers and thought he won. Called everyone. Quit his job etc. the he had like a small hart attack when he realised he didn't win. My friend told me the storry and I LOL'd. :pac::o:o

jmayo · 28-02-2013 06:14PM

kowloon wrote: »

Mostly vegetarian in that you slip a tiny bit of meat into everything on the sly?

There used to be a place I'd visited in Annagassan with a giant aviary. That's what I would build. I'd have nests wired up with cameras or other viewing arrangements for everyone to see the birds.

Ehh they are not the type of birds most people want to see,
at least not on the internet anyway.

NegativeCreep · 28-02-2013 06:19PM

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

That happened a friend of mine to his grand dad. but he checked the numbers and thought he won. Called everyone. Quit his job etc. the he had like a small hart attack when he realised he didn't win. My friend told me the storry and I LOL'd. :pac::o:o

I would DIE!

Mint Sauce · 28-02-2013 06:21PM

Double check.

B.A._Baracus · 28-02-2013 06:24PM

I think everyone would be jumping up and down knowing they just won

The sheer shock of it. But I think one should do so 'queitly' tho. Last thing you want to do is start screaming "I just won the lotto!" for the neighbours to hear.

Everyone would be knocking at your door looking for money or worse, knocking your door down FOR the money.

smileyj1987 · 28-02-2013 06:49PM

Buy a T-Rex !

kingtut · 28-02-2013 06:59PM

I'd go and collect it ! :cool:

RayM · 28-02-2013 07:03PM

I'd probably sign off the dole.

Degag · 28-02-2013 07:10PM

Shenshen wrote: »

If the winnings are big enough, I might then consider opening a mostly-vegetarian restaurant.

So.... you'd open a restaurant?

Sky King · 28-02-2013 07:11PM

I wouldn't tell anyone and I would use the money to play huge elaborate and hilarious pranks on people for my own amusement.

Son0vagun · 28-02-2013 07:15PM

I'd put it with my collection of curry jars.

ITS_A_BADGER · 28-02-2013 07:28PM

Son0vagun wrote: »

I'd put it with my collection of curry jars.

Definitely in safe hands

Too soon?
sorry

phoenix999 · 28-02-2013 07:52PM

Book the first private jet out of here to sunnier climes.

PatL23 · 28-02-2013 07:53PM

First of all id say id travel the world for a year or two. Buy a nice house by a beach in Thailand.
After that id come home and buy a new Mercedes S-Class and a 2010 e60 M5.
Oh id also rent a Bugatti Veyron for a day and bring it to the autobahn.
Live the good life really....

irishgirl19 · 28-02-2013 07:56PM

Pay my parents mortgage. Bring us all on a holiday, and come back and buy my own house.

First thing you'd do after winning the Lotto

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