Weird concoctions

WoollyRedHat · 27-02-2013 12:37AM #1

That scene where they added brown sauce to the tea in Intermission got me thinking... what weird concotions or out of the ordinary concoctions are there, that actually work? And does brown sauce and tea actually work, have ya ever tried it?

I mixed orange with tea on holidays once, it was bloody horrible and my mum made me drink the whole thing irreguardless. I've mixed Bulmers with Robinson Summer Fruits, was lovely.

Where To · 27-02-2013 12:43AM

Have you ever put a crispy pancake in a bowl of vegetable soup?

Well don't, it's fcuking rank.:(

McChubbin · 27-02-2013 12:45AM

Might try that Bulmers and Robinson's one as I normally hate the taste of cider. When I was younger I used to put Hellman's mayonaise on digestive biscuits. Lovely at the time but I reckon nowadays I'd find it a bit icky...

WoollyRedHat · 27-02-2013 12:47AM

Digestives with mayonaise, defintely interesting.

The worst thing is a soggy digestive biscuit which you have unwittingly dropped into your tea. It disintergrates into it, and it's too late to do anything about it, so you just have to put up with it.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 27-02-2013 12:48AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Digestives with mayonaise, defintely interesting.

The worst thing is a soggy digestive biscuit which you have unwittingly dropped into your tea. It disintergrates into it, and it's too late to do anything about it, so you just have to put up with it.

Dropped in your tea...yeah right!

Red Crow · 27-02-2013 12:49AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

That scene where they added brown sauce to the tea in Intermission got me thinking... what weird concotions or out of the ordinary concoctions are there, that actually work? And does brown sauce and tea actually work, have ya ever tried it?

I mixed orange with tea on holidays once, it was bloody horrible and my mum made me drink the whole thing irreguardless.

Sounds like a class holiday!

Is your name Fr. Stone by any chance?

WoollyRedHat · 27-02-2013 12:49AM

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Dropped in your tea...yeah right!

Ok fine, you got me, I masturbated over the biscuit, then dipped my balls into the tea.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 27-02-2013 12:50AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Ok fine, you got me, I masturbated over the biscuit, then dipped my balls into the tea.

Dirty bastard! I knew people did that!:pac:

WoollyRedHat · 27-02-2013 12:51AM

Eli Manning wrote: »

Sounds like a class holiday!

Is your name Fr. Stone by any chance?

Hmmm, what's your favourite humming noise.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 27-02-2013 12:52AM

When I was pissed I used to go to a shop and buy slices of Denny ham and a packet of snax. Id take out a slice of ham and put a few snax on it, roll it up and eat it.

It's not bad....when you are drunk and desperate.

ManMade · 27-02-2013 12:53AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Ok fine, you got me, I masturbated over the biscuit, then dipped my balls into the tea.

Game of soggy biscuit anyone?

michellie · 27-02-2013 12:55AM

Toast with butter red sauce and mayonaise.

Don't judge me

NoQuarter · 27-02-2013 12:57AM

I coated my cod in chopped almonds for dinner today. It wasnt bad but was a tad unusual!

Dwork · 27-02-2013 01:00AM

I mix a bit of horse into my meatballs. Makes them moreish.

Gillo · 27-02-2013 01:00AM

Vanilla ice cream and black pepper, I was suitably impressed.

The weirdest I had was ginger nuts with cold sweet and sour sauce; firstly I was a lot younger and secondly hadn't eaten for 36 hours.

herisson · 27-02-2013 01:01AM

Whit chocolate mousse with black pepper in it is really nice.

so are hula hoops and soup

Talk To Frank · 27-02-2013 01:03AM

Buckfast & Calpol combo, for that looper with a bit of a cold..

Chucken · 27-02-2013 01:04AM

NoQuarter wrote: »

I coated my cod in chopped almonds ...... a tad unusual!

I'll say

Gillo · 27-02-2013 01:05AM

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Whit chocolate mousse with black pepper in it is really nice.

so are hula hoops and soup

Similiar to what I said, thanks thought it'd sound gross, something about the kick from the pepper.

IIIAcHmEdIII · 27-02-2013 01:07AM

Kings chease & onion chrisps with a mars bar! Fecking lovely!

Also hula hoops chrisps with nutela is nice too

bigbudda · 27-02-2013 01:31AM

McDonald's chips dipped into Mcflurry...

Also those pickled onion flavour crisps Snaps, dipped into chocolate yoghurt...nom

Not forgetting soup and mash potatoes

lilyrose22 · 27-02-2013 01:36AM

Brown bread and jam with cheddar cheese on top.. Unreal.

CleanBurning · 27-02-2013 01:44AM

The cheapest cheese and tomato pizza you can find (tesco frozen own brand or similar), cooked and left go cold, smeared with chocolate spread.

Peanut butter and burgers.

Chips and chocolate (yorkie works best)

27-02-2013 01:47AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

That scene where they added brown sauce to the tea in Intermission got me thinking... what weird concotions or out of the ordinary concoctions are there, that actually work? And does brown sauce and tea actually work, have ya ever tried it?

I mixed orange with tea on holidays once, it was bloody horrible and my mum made me drink the whole thing irreguardless. I've mixed Bulmers with Robinson Summer Fruits, was lovely.

Stopped reading.

McDonalds fries dipped in strawberry milkshakes are nice

27-02-2013 02:01AM

I know it's weird but butter two slices of bread and get a bag of Doritos....seems simple enough Doritos sandwhich right?

Well chop up a banana and put that sonna bitch slap bang in the middle of your Doritos sandwhich

The mushy and crunchy sensation baffle your mind

Boombastic · 27-02-2013 02:09AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Ok fine, you got me, I masturbated over the biscuit, then dipped my balls into the tea.

I believe they've change the mixture of digestives recently, read something about it in the dailymail

Gillo wrote: »

V.............
The weirdest I had was ginger nuts with cold sweet and sour sauce; firstly I was a lot younger and secondly hadn't eaten for 36 hours.

Ah sure we all do things when were young, have you move on to blondes or brunettes? :pac:

Mine, probably not all that weird but chickette sandwiches, nom, nom

Something disgusting I've seen other people do? Dipping their bread in their tea wtf? Bleurgh!!

Adyx · 27-02-2013 02:10AM

Bulmers and Smirnoff Ice (or vodka) is NOT nice, neither is Pernod and Jameson or Martini Rosso and Baileys. These were all drinks that were given to me or they meddled with when I wasn't looking by the way.

delw · 27-02-2013 02:14AM

Malibu & milk

gotthebug · 27-02-2013 04:19AM

Port and blue wkd don't knock it till you try it tastes like them small children's yogurts

nice_very · 27-02-2013 04:43AM

you people are sick! thought I was bad with my cheesy beans/beany cheese

osarusan · 27-02-2013 05:33AM

Was on holiday in Germany and got some tea for breakfast. I added milk, and then added what I thought was sugar, though it was one solid kind of translucent lump (not a regular sugarcube).

Anyhow, the lump turned out to be a kind of lemon drop, an alternative to milk in tea. The lemon curdled the milk basically instantly and turned the whole thing into a sick thin paste.

I braved the frown of the waitress and asked for another cup.

Weird concoctions

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