Weird concoctions

WoollyRedHat

That scene where they added brown sauce to the tea in Intermission got me thinking... what weird concotions or out of the ordinary concoctions are there, that actually work? And does brown sauce and tea actually work, have ya ever tried it?

I mixed orange with tea on holidays once, it was bloody horrible and my mum made me drink the whole thing irreguardless. I've mixed Bulmers with Robinson Summer Fruits, was lovely.

Where To

Have you ever put a crispy pancake in a bowl of vegetable soup?

Well don't, it's fcuking rank.:(

McChubbin

Might try that Bulmers and Robinson's one as I normally hate the taste of cider. When I was younger I used to put Hellman's mayonaise on digestive biscuits. Lovely at the time but I reckon nowadays I'd find it a bit icky...

WoollyRedHat

Digestives with mayonaise, defintely interesting.

The worst thing is a soggy digestive biscuit which you have unwittingly dropped into your tea. It disintergrates into it, and it's too late to do anything about it, so you just have to put up with it.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Digestives with mayonaise, defintely interesting.

The worst thing is a soggy digestive biscuit which you have unwittingly dropped into your tea. It disintergrates into it, and it's too late to do anything about it, so you just have to put up with it.

Dropped in your tea...yeah right!

Red Crow

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

That scene where they added brown sauce to the tea in Intermission got me thinking... what weird concotions or out of the ordinary concoctions are there, that actually work? And does brown sauce and tea actually work, have ya ever tried it?

I mixed orange with tea on holidays once, it was bloody horrible and my mum made me drink the whole thing irreguardless.

Sounds like a class holiday!

Is your name Fr. Stone by any chance?

WoollyRedHat

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Dropped in your tea...yeah right!

Ok fine, you got me, I masturbated over the biscuit, then dipped my balls into the tea.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Ok fine, you got me, I masturbated over the biscuit, then dipped my balls into the tea.

Dirty bastard! I knew people did that!:pac:

WoollyRedHat

Eli Manning wrote: »

Sounds like a class holiday!

Is your name Fr. Stone by any chance?

Hmmm, what's your favourite humming noise.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

When I was pissed I used to go to a shop and buy slices of Denny ham and a packet of snax. Id take out a slice of ham and put a few snax on it, roll it up and eat it.

It's not bad....when you are drunk and desperate.

ManMade

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Ok fine, you got me, I masturbated over the biscuit, then dipped my balls into the tea.

Game of soggy biscuit anyone?

michellie

Toast with butter red sauce and mayonaise.

Don't judge me

NoQuarter

I coated my cod in chopped almonds for dinner today. It wasnt bad but was a tad unusual!

Dwork

I mix a bit of horse into my meatballs. Makes them moreish.

Gillo

Vanilla ice cream and black pepper, I was suitably impressed.

The weirdest I had was ginger nuts with cold sweet and sour sauce; firstly I was a lot younger and secondly hadn't eaten for 36 hours.

herisson

Whit chocolate mousse with black pepper in it is really nice.

so are hula hoops and soup

Talk To Frank

Buckfast & Calpol combo, for that looper with a bit of a cold..

Chucken

NoQuarter wrote: »

I coated my cod in chopped almonds ...... a tad unusual!

I'll say

Gillo

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Whit chocolate mousse with black pepper in it is really nice.

so are hula hoops and soup

Similiar to what I said, thanks thought it'd sound gross, something about the kick from the pepper.

IIIAcHmEdIII

Kings chease & onion chrisps with a mars bar! Fecking lovely!

Also hula hoops chrisps with nutela is nice too

bigbudda

McDonald's chips dipped into Mcflurry...

Also those pickled onion flavour crisps Snaps, dipped into chocolate yoghurt...nom

Not forgetting soup and mash potatoes

lilyrose22

Brown bread and jam with cheddar cheese on top.. Unreal.

CleanBurning

The cheapest cheese and tomato pizza you can find (tesco frozen own brand or similar), cooked and left go cold, smeared with chocolate spread.

Peanut butter and burgers.

Chips and chocolate (yorkie works best)

Omackeral

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

That scene where they added brown sauce to the tea in Intermission got me thinking... what weird concotions or out of the ordinary concoctions are there, that actually work? And does brown sauce and tea actually work, have ya ever tried it?

I mixed orange with tea on holidays once, it was bloody horrible and my mum made me drink the whole thing irreguardless. I've mixed Bulmers with Robinson Summer Fruits, was lovely.

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McDonalds fries dipped in strawberry milkshakes are nice

Sirsok

I know it's weird but butter two slices of bread and get a bag of Doritos....seems simple enough Doritos sandwhich right?

Well chop up a banana and put that sonna bitch slap bang in the middle of your Doritos sandwhich

The mushy and crunchy sensation baffle your mind

Boombastic

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Ok fine, you got me, I masturbated over the biscuit, then dipped my balls into the tea.

I believe they've change the mixture of digestives recently, read something about it in the dailymail

Gillo wrote: »

V.............
The weirdest I had was ginger nuts with cold sweet and sour sauce; firstly I was a lot younger and secondly hadn't eaten for 36 hours.

Ah sure we all do things when were young, have you move on to blondes or brunettes? :pac:



Mine, probably not all that weird but chickette sandwiches, nom, nom

Something disgusting I've seen other people do? Dipping their bread in their tea wtf? Bleurgh!!

Adyx

Bulmers and Smirnoff Ice (or vodka) is NOT nice, neither is Pernod and Jameson or Martini Rosso and Baileys. These were all drinks that were given to me or they meddled with when I wasn't looking by the way.

delw

Malibu & milk

gotthebug

Port and blue wkd don't knock it till you try it tastes like them small children's yogurts

nice_very

you people are sick! thought I was bad with my cheesy beans/beany cheese

osarusan

Was on holiday in Germany and got some tea for breakfast. I added milk, and then added what I thought was sugar, though it was one solid kind of translucent lump (not a regular sugarcube).

Anyhow, the lump turned out to be a kind of lemon drop, an alternative to milk in tea. The lemon curdled the milk basically instantly and turned the whole thing into a sick thin paste.

I braved the frown of the waitress and asked for another cup.

JonEBGud

Creamcrackers, cheese and marmalade.

stefan idiot jones

My friend used to drink a pint of bitter with banana milkshake, filthy bastard.

Boo2112

Know one person who makes noodle sandwiches, the more I think about it it's probably just the look that puts me off it, kinda looks like a flattened out brain.

Have another friend that eats boiled rice with loads of ketchup.

I like curry rolls, literally just curry in a roll. Or curry on anything actually!

Auntie Psychotic

Get some vanilla ice cream, let it go a little bit soft and then eat it by scooping it out with sweet chilli taytos.
Unreal.

Talk To Frank

Used to wrap an orange fruit winder around a penguin bar, heavenly.

castletownman

An Easi Single and strawberry jam sandwich is divine.

flanders1979

disaronno, coke, lager.

beef and onion pastry between 2 slices of bread and butter with ketchup.

weemcd

gotthebug wrote: »

Port and blue wkd don't knock it till you try it tastes like them small children's yogurts

exactly what popped into my head when I saw the thread title. Truly is a great drink, I imagined it was like what a Flaming Moe would have tasted like...:cool:

ardinn

Vodka red bull and bulmers is delish!

Mickey H

I once made up Knorr Country Vegetable soup, and threw in a packet of Knorr potato mash into it.

It was absolutely savage if I'm being honest.

petethebrick

Lion bar and Bag'o'Bones crisps sandwich is great...well I love it anyway

A weird one that they actually serve in restaurants is strawberries with balsamic vinegar

gotthebug

weemcd wrote: »

exactly what popped into my head when I saw the thread title. Truly is a great drink, I imagined it was like what a Flaming Moe would have tasted like...:cool:

Never heard of it down my way in cork but out in tipp one night and it sceemed to be everywhere

McChubbin

Blue WKD and Jagermiester is just about one of the nicest concoctions I've ever stumbled upon but by the hammer of Thor it will literally clean you inside out. I had about 10 of them one night during a Halloween bash in Fibbers (cheap drinks ahoy!) and didn't feel them sneaking up on me because they taste very similar to Jones Blue Soda. Anyways, I went back to a mate's gaff for a sleepover and had post-drinks pizza and whathaveyou from the takeaway.
Woke up the next morning feeling dodgy in the sense that my head was fine but my stomach was like a tumble dryer. Went downstairs and said hello to my mate's mother who offered to make me a fruit salad for breakfast. (I was on a diet at the time).
I took one bite out of a chunk of pineapple and suddenly it was like that one scene from Jennifer's Body. Puked up black sludge for the rest of the morning. Never again!
Incidently, you can get the exact same taste without the dodgy side effects by subbing the blue WKD for Blue Jones Soda.

cathal_flynn

I once made tea and put captain Morgan's in it and about 10 sugars.... MOTHER OF GOD NEVER AGAIN!

Auntie Psychotic

Double blue after shock & red bull is awesome too. Expensive though

coolhull

A combination of Fine Gael and Labour, it's been tried before and has never worked. Always leaves a bad taste in the mouth, a bit like Bill Clinton

B.A._Baracus

Chips and Mayo.

But depends on the chip. I dont like it too much if it's thick steakhouse chips. but is actually nice with fries or thin chips

cloud493

Salt and vinegar crisps with slices of orange.

McChubbin

Orange juice, Captain Morgans and red bull. DELISH but jaysus are you ever hyper after it. It's a good get-up-and-go drink if you need some pep in the mornings.

Capt'n Midnight

I've heard this story about a trader up in the Rocky Mountains who got snowed in one winter and his hut burnt down. And the only food left was beans and tomatos and that's where baked bean comes from.



hot noodle sandwiches rock as do chip butties with vinegar


and thin chips on a pizza