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Did you ever hear the Banshee cry ?

  • 15-02-2013 08:31PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭


    What would you do lf you heard something like this walking home one night.



    :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I heard the banshee crunch.....while I was stuffing them in my mouth, yummy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭amacca


    You ever heard a grown man cry OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    No,but I saw her puking into her handbag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    I thought I did when camping in Clare many years ago. It was actually 2 badgers fighting - they both had bitten into each other and were rolling around screeching. Now that was a good night. I became atheist 10 minutes later.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    This gonna be on RTE next week?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭hames


    Two words: Foxes Ridin'.

    I would guess that a lot of banshee screams are cries of a vixen being pleasured.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Best username ever


    Joan Burton, the only woman that has a voice like a drunken banshee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭arse..biscuits


    Foxes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    :pac::pac::pac::pac: That just made me almost choke on the banana in my mouth. Especially because just this week, I randomly wondered what a banshee would sound like and whether it was similar to the song of the siren. I think it's because I was thinking of light houses. I don't know why I was thinking about them either. OP, are you a psychic or a medium?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Rega


    I wanna know have you ever seen the rain

    Coming down on a sunny day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭amacca


    hames wrote: »
    Two words: Foxes Ridin'.

    I would guess that a lot of banshee screams are cries of a vixen being pleasured.

    Man as a kid I had a springer spaniel once that had a thing for the neighbours bitch

    Anyway despite my watching him most of the time they got together and the noise was something shocking - My dad told me they were having sex......have to say i had negative associations with sex for years afterwards.........I thought my lad was murdering her and then he started yelping as he didnt seem to be able to disengage
    sounded like they were both in excruciating pain

    Don't canines have a hooked penis or something which means once they're in they are in for quite some time whether they want to be or not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    No, but I heard the monster mash a few times.


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Plenty of older folks used to believe in the banshee. I used to live in the old flats in Ballybough, several of the older people used to talk about it, and the horrific crying from her.

    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    hames wrote: »
    Two words: Foxes Ridin'.

    I would guess that a lot of banshee screams are cries of a vixen being pleasured.

    Ohhhhh yeah...I know that sound.

    /swaggers away :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Rega wrote: »
    I wanna know have you ever seen the rain

    Coming down on a sunny day?
    Yes,but I wanna know have you ever seen the pain

    Coming down on a sunny day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    The story of the Banshee is a lovely part of Irish folklore.

    My Granny lived in the country and the Banshee was very much talked about as a fact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I've been hearing that noise since I was a wee fella and there is nothing supernatural about it.

    ****ing foxes. Literally.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    I'd say "Gtfo youtube and go to bed you fool"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭amacca


    Anyone else have a fleeting fantasy about becoming a fox and have lots of uninhibited sexy foxy sex?


    (Man I need a woman)


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  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    amacca wrote: »
    Anyone else have a fleeting fantasy about becoming a fox and have lots of uninhibited sexy foxy sex?


    (Man I need a woman)[/QUOTE


    call 1800 banshee babes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    amacca wrote: »
    Anyone else have a fleeting fantasy about becoming a fox and have lots of uninhibited sexy foxy sex?


    (Man I need a woman)

    Fleeting?:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    amacca wrote: »
    Anyone else have a fleeting fantasy about becoming a fox and have lots of uninhibited sexy foxy sex?


    (Man I need a woman)
    No, but I have fantasies about slaughtering foxes that you are welcome to help me fulfil if you like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭KilOit


    Sounds like the stalkers in the Dead Space games


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Ever heard a goat scream ? :D



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Yakult wrote: »
    I'd say "Gtfo youtube and go to bed you fool"
    Now why would i listen to a bottle full of milk.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭hames


    amacca wrote: »
    Don't canines have a hooked penis or something which means once they're in they are in for quite some time whether they want to be or not?

    Yeah, it sorta balloons up inside her vaj causing it to lock, and all the goo is squeezed out.

    Sorry for all the scientific lingo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    hames wrote: »
    Yeah, it sorta balloons up inside her vaj causing it to lock, and all the goo is squeezed out.

    Sorry for all the scientific lingo.

    thanks for that


    /pushes dinner away


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    No. Cos it's not real.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Ever heard a goat scream ? :D


    Sure have. :cool:

    Where#s me wellies.


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