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Phone Call Scams all week!

  • 14-02-2013 06:58PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭


    My phone (087 prefix) has been innundated with calls from random mad numbers the past two weeks. After ignoring all of them (I would say about 15 in total) I decided today to answer the thing. Here is what happened.


    I had the call from the following number +35952686868. I was met with a young lad, 'John' I believe, with a European accent advising me that I just won the European Lottery! I tell you, aside from his broken English, I couldn't believe my luck! I advised pleasant 'John' at the end of the phone that not only was I shocked at my fortune, but a little surprised as I didnt realise I even entered the European Lottery. Silly old me. He calmly told me that my email was entered into the lottery through various partner websites. Phew. I then asked him:

    "Well where did ya get my number then?" SILENCE

    He said: "Can I please confirm your bank details?"

    "We'll just skip that question then will we? Cool. Bank Details? Certainly." I said. SILENCE

    He asked for them again. I said:

    "I thought you wanted to confirm them? Off ya go champ, confirm away."

    At this point, I can hear 'John' whispering in a foreign language to someone in the background and the only thing I can make out is "10 million dollars" The amount I won I assume.

    "Tell you what John, I'll give ya a tenner if you can tell me what bank I am with?". SILENCE.

    "Thought so." I said. "Now f$ck off."

    CALL ENDS.

    Much more fun than just ignoring the calls!


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭lounakin


    Tell me, because I'm very curious: what is a european accent?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Eeessss zis an Europpeeeeenn axxzzent ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    who iz thizzz der is no crilly ere


  • Posts: 17,847 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A few weeks ago, my other half answered the phone at his parents house. The lovely lady caller informed him that they had been notified that he had a problem with his laptop. "Oh dear, oh dear" he said "What do I do?" She asked if he was near his computer and he said yes, it was on his lap. Ok, she said log on to this site and do such and such. Ok, sez he and taps a few keys and said "Nothing's happened" "The problem's still there" she said, "Try this" and gave him another load of letters and numbers to key in. He pretended to do this and again said, nothing's happened. They did this twice more, she being very polite and he being all doddery. After 4 go's, she repeated that there was still a problem to which he replied "Maybe the problem is with your computer, as mine seems ok" There was a pause and she said "Go F**k yourself" and hung up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭ManMade


    who iz thizzz der is no crilly ere
    I remember that! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    The whole week?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ManMade wrote: »
    I remember that! :D

    I will rip off your arms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭master-t


    Accent was like Borat mixed with a Polish twang! :)


    Well, ive gone through my call logs and including the call this afternoon is 16 in total in the last two weeks. That's over 1 a day, which to me is a tad excessive. But I half admire their dedication to the cause. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    master-t wrote: »
    Accent was like Borat mixed with a Polish twang! :)


    Well, ive gone through my call logs and including the call this afternoon is 16 in total in the last two weeks. That's over 1 a day, which to me is a tad excessive. But I half admire their dedication to the cause. :)

    Corva spear dali, or such like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,610 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    A few weeks ago, my other half answered the phone at his parents house. The lovely lady caller informed him that they had been notified that he had a problem with his laptop. "Oh dear, oh dear" he said "What do I do?" She asked if he was near his computer and he said yes, it was on his lap. Ok, she said log on to this site and do such and such. Ok, sez he and taps a few keys and said "Nothing's happened" "The problem's still there" she said, "Try this" and gave him another load of letters and numbers to key in. He pretended to do this and again said, nothing's happened. They did this twice more, she being very polite and he being all doddery. After 4 go's, she repeated that there was still a problem to which he replied "Maybe the problem is with your computer, as mine seems ok" There was a pause and she said "Go F**k yourself" and hung up!

    Havent tried that one before would love to give it a god but pretty sure theyve finally taken my number off the list due to the **** i gave them


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    master-t wrote: »
    Accent was like Borat mixed with a Polish twang! :)

    Ahhhh, EuroPean. Gotcha.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Got a call on my mobile the other day area code 191 which is Iran. I have no idea why somebody would be calling me from Iran unless they're looking for advice on how to start the revolution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Wattle wrote: »
    Got a call on my mobile the other day area code 191 which is Iran. I have no idea why somebody would be calling me from Iran unless they're looking for advice on how to start the revolution.

    You may have won 72 virgins in the Iranian international lottery, or maybe it's 72 raisins....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    maybe you should have googled that number before calling it back...


    http://www.thejournal.ie/mobile-phone-scam-slovenian-number-771486-Jan2013/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    I got one from "London" telling me they were going to refund me the money taken off my visa (I don't know what that sentence even means :pac:)

    So I had a great old time being excited and giving them a fake bank name and ridiculous account numbers and convoluted information when they asked about what loans I had - forgetting and remembering details and contradicting myself constantly.

    In between I kept interrupting them to squawk "and your ringing ME from LONDON. Amaaaazing"

    But after about fifteen minutes your man got sick of me and said he was going to "transfer me to his supervisor" and hung up on me :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    galwayrush wrote: »
    You may have won 72 virgins in the Iranian international lottery, or maybe it's 72 raisins....

    72 virgins? Don't I have to be dead to claim that particular prize?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Imagine it was real


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    shoud have baited them,kept it going for as long as possible,ask them to phone back and transfer to email etc.
    look into 411 scam baiting,as its great fun-baiters do it over the phone or internet.
    have been doing it for a while via email,to waste their time and bring them 'off script' a favourite tip of mine is asking the scammers from nigeria what their opinion is on homosexuality and satanism,actualy had a pretty cool convo with one on religeon until he got bored and wanted to know what bank was using, told him it was the bank of cophraphagia [copraphagia is the term for eating faeces],he fell for it without bothering to search,then he had a tantrum over the time it was taking so sent him an 'apology form' to make him fill in,the fecker didnt bother alas.

    it might sound silly to us of their scams but people still fall for them because theyre usualy blinded by desperate situations or greed,some scammers that have been baited have made tons of cash,it is great watching them get totaly mocked to sht online; its like the modern version of the medieval stocks,its also great when a baiter gets them arrested and has all the evidence to show police,have managed to get a fake bank shut down not that long ago.

    info on scam baiting- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scam_baiting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 160 ✭✭Krispie


    Had one a while back where they constantly rang landline. Eventually as I was filling them with "non-truths" I picked up my kids music centre, asked if she could hold the line, cue music (The wheels on the bus go round and round, round etc etc) 10mins later she still there, swearing loudly down the line to me. Never got a call back since then.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    I keep getting them too especially today thought it was just a v day hoax but no say it someone else entirely silly machine just ringing when it feels like it. That number has rang before looked online and it most likely a scam with that phone number. Tried locating where it is based and doesn't really make sense where its located somewhere in temple bar.

    Often got stupid texts too like that saying you won something from a US number madness like. Like I believe that I have.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    I would have started screaming when he said you had won the lotto- ran around the house very noisly and then pretend you are telling your family and then say "My sister is after calling the radio to announce my win and tell everyone you called me im so excited etc"

    they wont call u again lol!


  • Posts: 17,847 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    galwayrush wrote: »
    You may have won 72 virgins in the Iranian international lottery, or maybe it's 72 raisins....
    No, it's 72 VEGANS. No horsing around now.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    Wattle wrote: »
    Got a call on my mobile the other day area code 191 which is Iran. I have no idea why somebody would be calling me from Iran unless they're looking for advice on how to start the revolution.
    Would you not even try and help them out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    OP your so lucky. They never ever ring me because I'm only dying to use the Taken quote "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for bank details I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hang up now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6618237/nigerian-scammer-tricked-into-making-commercial-for-anus-laptops
    Reminds me of this where a lad tricked a Nigerian "business man" into making an ad for ANUS computers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    I had a fairly sophisticated one attempted on me recently.

    Basically a guy calls up claiming to be from the Met fraud department (I live in London), and that my card has been used to make several purchases in the Apple Store on Regen't Street.

    Straight away this raised alarm bells, I told him I didn't believe him and asked why wouldn't my bank be calling me regarding card fraud.
    He stayed calm, attempted to explain himself and then suggested I call my bank to confirm his identity.
    So I hung up the phone and rang my bank to check my card was secure...

    Bank answers, I start talking but then realize the normal procedures aren't being followed. They confirm fraud and transfer me back to the Met fraud dept.

    At this point they've done well, they managed to catch me off guard by somehow holding my phone line open so they could pick up my outbound call and pose as my bank (speaking to the actual police afterwards, they don't know how they do this bit).

    The only point at which the scam become laughable is where they declare that in order to protect my cards, they're going to send a courier out to collect them and that they need my pin numbers....

    When I heard that I told him it wasn't happening and asked him to stay on the line while I rang my bank again off of my mobile. He hung up straight away.

    No harm done in my case, didn't get any usable information, but apparently it has caught out a lot of elderly folks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    Also had a much less intelligent one.
    Guy calls up with a heavy Indian accent.

    Con- "I'm calling from the UK Government legal department"
    Me- "Sorry, what department of the government is that in?"
    Con- "UK Government legal department"
    Me- "So you're saying there's only one legal department for the entire government, and it's called UK Government legal department"
    Con- "....."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    joe stodge wrote: »
    Would you not even try and help them out.

    Oh I'd gladly kickstart the revolution but they didn't even leave a message.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 papajohn12


    A scam indeed, but a very obvious one. I wonder, are these scammers really THAT stupid to think they'd be able to pull off a scam as apparent as that or is it just they're too smart to know that somehow, somewhere, someone's gonna fall for the trick? :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 papajohn12


    But whatever these scammers are thinking, it helps that we have consumer complaint sites such as http://www.callercenter.com where we can get daily updates on how the latest scams are perpetrated. We are made aware and able to avoid becoming a victim to it.


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