Ban me you c.unts

Lionel Messy · 15-02-2013 05:07AM #1

This is my last ever post. For the people who thanked me and whatever, thanks but these boards are sh.ite. I'm off. I won't even read these boards again.

Barry Barry · 15-02-2013 05:09AM

Yes

starviewadams · 15-02-2013 05:11AM

Bye now!

Rothmans · 15-02-2013 05:11AM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

This is my last ever post. For the people who thanked me and whatever, thanks but these boards are sh.ite. I'm off. I won't even read these boards again.

I predict a locking.
What's your beef with boards buddy?

matt-dublin · 15-02-2013 05:17AM

He lost a fight with the grammer po po here:http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056881439

Chuck Stone · 15-02-2013 05:18AM

It's a bit like an oscar speech only you didn't win one op.

Dynamo Roller1 · 15-02-2013 05:19AM

Why the full stops between curses? Are you trying to convey a Lisp?

deco nate · 15-02-2013 05:21AM

matt-dublin wrote: »

He lost a fight with the grammer po po here:http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056881439

...or did he....the hangover will be
a.....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 15-02-2013 05:23AM

matt-dublin wrote: »

He lost a fight with the grammer po po here:http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056881439

****.... I mean s.hit.... I never meant to... Oh God. How can I live with myself...

Reamer Fanny · 15-02-2013 05:24AM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

This is my last ever post. For the people who thanked me and whatever, thanks but these boards are sh.ite. I'm off. I won't even read these boards again.

What will boards do without you?

1ZRed · 15-02-2013 05:25AM

In fairness boards has gone a bit dry and boring as of late. Could be a rough patch tho

DrumSteve · 15-02-2013 05:26AM

1ZRed wrote: »

In fairness boards has gone a bit dry and boring as of late. Could be a rough patch tho

Just sounds like boards needs some wd40.

Ted_YNWA · 15-02-2013 05:26AM

can you close the door on your way out ?

Rothmans · 15-02-2013 05:26AM

matt-dublin wrote: »

He lost a fight with the grammer po po here:http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056881439

It's weird seeing the mobile version on your (not you're (in this case) :P) laptop.

ITS_A_BADGER · 15-02-2013 05:28AM

you were never the same since you joined barcelona

B.A._Baracus · 15-02-2013 05:30AM

starviewadams wrote: »

Bye now!

I honestly hate when people say "bye now" or "In before the lock" or "Banhammer incoming in 3 .. 2 ... 1 ... "
It just comes off as so poncey. Like we're all in primary school waiting for the big bad teacher to come in and lay down the law.

It's feckin silly. It's only one step away from saying "oh oh mister mod! this user is erm, breakin the rules! erm, so ban him mister mod!" ... but then again. I guess thats why alot of people like to use the 'report' button also.

Canis Lupus · 15-02-2013 05:32AM

Iz can I haz yur stuff?

DrumSteve · 15-02-2013 05:33AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I honestly hate when people say "bye now" or "In before the lock" or "Banhammer incoming in 3 .. 2 ... 1 ... "

It just comes off as so poncey. Like we're all in primary school waiting for the big bad teacher to come in and lay down the law.

It's feckin silly.

It would have been so much better if you started that post with "I pity the fool..."

deco nate · 15-02-2013 05:34AM

em..wasnt thier...there..something
posted by the mods an age ago about
da...the nazis ****e?an bans an shizle???

Rothmans · 15-02-2013 05:35AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I honestly hate when people say "bye now" or "In before the lock" or "Banhammer incoming in 3 .. 2 ... 1 ... "
It just comes off as so poncey. Like we're all in primary school waiting for the big bad teacher to come in and lay down the law.

It's feckin silly. It's only one step away from saying "oh oh mister mod! this user is erm, breakin the rules! erm, so ban him mister mod!" ... but then again. I guess thats why alot of people like to use the 'report' button also.

Meh, I think it's also a way of saying the op is a knob .

B.A._Baracus · 15-02-2013 05:35AM

DrumSteve wrote: »

It would have been so much better if you started that post with "I pity the fool..."

I would laugh at your joke. It's just you are the 20th person to make that joke

Hank Scorpio · 15-02-2013 05:36AM

You got problems with alcohol dude, learn to handle it, second time you've done this

Enjoy your guilt tomorrow

1ZRed · 15-02-2013 05:37AM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Iz can I haz yur stuff?

A half bottle of lube and 3 bottles of heineken coming your way

Its Me CHD · 15-02-2013 05:48AM

nuxxx wrote: »

You got problems with alcohol dude, learn to handle it, second time you've done this

Enjoy your guilt tomorrow

I do lessons.

PM me.

Ruudi_Mentari · 15-02-2013 05:50AM

what are you out of your mind, is like the boards equivalent of jumping out the 36th floor backwards and bouncing violently off the buildings below

just stay right there on that.. ledge of sorts.

Canis Lupus · 15-02-2013 05:51AM

1ZRed wrote: »

A half bottle of lube and 3 bottles of heineken coming your way

Wha? No no.. that's okay.

Sunnyisland · 15-02-2013 06:03AM

Who gives a Fcuk.

deco nate · 15-02-2013 06:04AM

sure its no wonder ah has gone to
the dogs.shame really,it used to
be great for a debate after the
first 2 pages of jokes.
then get down to the real
thoughts of folks.

now all the people that did add
to ah for the better dont,for
the most part dont post here.

i for one miss the thoughts
of biggins an co's comments
on posts.

however i cant blame em....
rip ah

smellslikeshoes · 15-02-2013 06:13AM

deco nate wrote: »

sure its no wonder ah has gone to
the dogs.shame really,it used to
be great for a debate after the
first 2 pages of jokes.
then get down to the real
thoughts of folks.

now all the people that did add
to ah for the better dont,for
the most part dont post here.

i for one miss the thoughts
of biggins an co's comments
on posts.

however i cant blame em....
rip ah

That's a complete load of bollocks, people have been coming out with that **** the whole time I've been on boards. It's a combination of rose tinted glasses and just getting bored of it.

monkeysnapper · 15-02-2013 06:19AM

I think your all being a little insensitive. The op is clearly hurting or is crying out for help.

If you do come back and read this , go seek refuge in your local church or talk to a friend.

I wish you well my friend and we will all miss you in one way or another.

Ok who's next for some comforting.

15-02-2013 06:23AM

Surely a tribute to another boards.ie loss is needed! :'-(

*stands to attention, salutes as coffin is lowered*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr0fXkRh9IQ

Ban me you c.unts

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