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  • 11-02-2013 06:54PM
    #1
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭


    Judge Judy!
    Now here's a woman who knows how to get things done.
    I'm actually surprised TV3 hasn't tried to make an Irish version.
    Can you imagine a scumbag with 60 previous convictions showing up in her court. I'd love it.
    Her no bull**** approach to court cases is something Paddyland could learn from.
    Perhaps she could replace Paul Carney?


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  • #2
    bb1234567
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Judge Judy!
    Now here's a woman who knows how to get things done.
    I'm actually surprised TV3 hasn't tried to make an Irish version.
    Can you imagine a scumbag with 60 previous convictions showing up in her court. I'd love it.
    Her no bull**** approach to court cases is something Paddyland could learn from.
    Perhaps she could replace Paul Carney?

    I dislike that show immensely


  • #3
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    How can you hate the truth!?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH57MnJIjkc


  • #4
    Kxiii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 864 ✭✭✭Kxiii


    Judge, Judy and Executioner.


  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Don't like her I'm always right attitude.


  • #6
    Dave0301
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,939 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    We've Jeremy Kyle for all our "I want my brains to melt out my ears this is so cringe-worthy" tv needs.


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  • #7
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    ....more cow-bell.


  • #8
    Bad Santa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 381 ✭✭Bad Santa


    Closest you'll get.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Peeqf0DHKF0


  • #9
    Talk To Frank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭Talk To Frank


    But she's only an arbitrator on the show, can't actually sent someone to jail.. :(


  • #10
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    First case.

    The Defendant; Teddy Tedson

    The Charge; Having a silly idea and inflicting it on the rest of us.

    The Verdict; Guilty on all counts

    The Sentence; Tune in after the break. . . . .


  • #11
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Where To wrote: »
    First case.

    The Defendant; Teddy Tedson

    The Charge; Having a silly idea and inflicting it on the rest of us.

    The Verdict; Guilty on all counts

    The Sentence; Tune in after the break. . . . .
    Reminds me of my early days in After Hours
    TeddyTedson banned

    (68 people thanked this post) :p


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  • #12
    Truncheon Rouge
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 388 ✭✭Truncheon Rouge


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Judge Judy!
    Now here's a woman who knows how to get things done.
    I'm actually surprised TV3 hasn't tried to make an Irish version.
    Can you imagine a scumbag with 60 previous convictions showing up in her court. I'd love it.
    Her no bull**** approach to court cases is something Paddyland could learn from.
    Perhaps she could replace Paul Carney?


    Please, please, don't give them any ideas.

    (oh god the thought of it)


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kneemos wrote: »
    Don't like her I'm always right attitude.

    It can't be much of an issue since she's NEVER wrong.

    I love her, I want her for President.


  • #14
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Talk To Frank wrote: »
    But she's only an arbitrator on the show, can't actually sent someone to jail.. :(
    That shouldn't be a problem. Not many people get sent to jail here either (unless you've been importing garlic).


  • #15
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Truncheon Rouge wrote: »
    Please, please, don't give them any ideas.

    (oh god the thought of it)
    If I know TV3 and I think I do I can almost guarantee the idea his been pitched!
    They've been in talks with Adrian Kennedy to bring his show to television for a while now ;)


  • #16
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I need dollar dollar, dollar is what I need.











    (hey hey)


  • #17
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    I could deal with judge judy, but not that nob jeremy kyle, kyle has a self righteous attitude when hes on the show and all he seems concered about is what the audience thinks and he'll keep using the same thing if it gets an oooh from the audience, that and hes a prick, judge judy is a bit better but she wades through the lies to find out the truth, we could do with her


  • #18
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    On your smartest day Teddy and my dumbest day Teddy I will still be cleverer than you, so many stupid words smelt wongly, that is all.


  • #19
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    On your smartest day Teddy and my dumbest day Teddy I will still be cleverer than you, so many stupid words smelt wongly, that is all.
    are you drunk:confused:


  • #20
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »
    I could deal with judge judy, but not that nob jeremy kyle, kyle has a self righteous attitude when hes on the show and all he seems concered about is what the audience thinks and he'll keep using the same thing if it gets an oooh from the audience, that and hes a prick, judge judy is a bit better but she wades through the lies to find out the truth, we could do with her

    How the fook could you put those two names in the same sentence, you do know if she reads this she will hound you till she gets to say, I dont give a fook, I am right your are wrong, now go boil your head with some beetroot, that is all.


  • #21
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    We don't want to be too harsh on the scumbag with 85 previous convictions... He might start to feel sad, we don't want that.


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  • #22
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    are you drunk:confused:

    I am surprised you do not know her most famous quote, tht is all.


  • #23
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    I am surprised you do not know her most famous quote, tht is all.
    I never heard it before I don't think :confused:


  • #24
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    The show is all about judge judy, makes cringe worthy viewing.


  • #25
    Kxiii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 864 ✭✭✭Kxiii


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    I am surprised you do not know her most famous quote, tht is all.

    I thought her catchphrase was "Beauty fades dumb is forever"


  • #26
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    HondaSami wrote: »
    The show is all about judge judy, makes cringe worthy viewing.
    It's not though really, she just cuts the bull****.


  • #27
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    How the fook could you put those two names in the same sentence, you do know if she reads this she will hound you till she gets to say, I dont give a fook, I am right your are wrong, now go boil your head with some beetroot, that is all.

    hardcore fan? :D


  • #28
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    It's not though really, she just cuts the bull****.

    She is full of bull****, it's a tv show, have you seen the people on there? where do they find them?


  • #29
    DarkDusk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 914 ✭✭✭DarkDusk


    We need direct democracy.


  • #30
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Kxiii wrote: »
    I thought her catchphrase was "Beauty fades dumb is forever"

    Tis one of her many catchphrases, but she is more noted for, on your cleverest day and my dumbest day I will still be cleverer than you, I now use this on a time I need to shut someone the fook up, thank you JJ, that is all.


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  • #31
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    HondaSami wrote: »
    She is full of bull****, it's a tv show, have you seen the people on there? where do they find them?
    Well it's America after all.
    :)
    I don't think cringe worthy is an accurate description of the show.


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