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The man flu, Support Thread....

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    just leave it in the room shambles, dont eat the thing....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    PLEASE HELP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    stroll down to the mater, with a bit of luck ya might pick up the nova virus and you wont have anything stuck in the throat


  • Registered Users Posts: 155 ✭✭dancesatnight


    i have man flu now and my girlfriend called me a little bitch for moaning about a sore throat and she moan for 2 weeks about her wisdom teeth. cant win i guess


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 381 ✭✭Bad Santa


    i have man flu now and my girlfriend called me a little bitch for moaning about a sore throat and she moan for 2 weeks about her wisdom teeth. cant win i guess

    No word from this user for two weeks. You okay mate?

    Anyway, Science is making steady progress in attempting to further understand this illness:
    Man flu really DOES exist: The way men's brains are wired means their symptoms really are worse

    Neuroscientist Dr Amanda Ellison has argued that men really do suffer more with coughs and colds.

    It has been scorned by women as a sign of male weakness for generations. But a female academic is championing the argument that men really do suffer more with coughs and colds despite being accused of acting like babies to gain sympathy.

    Dr Amanda Ellison, a neuroscientist at Durham University, says men have more temperature receptors in the brain which causes them to experience the symptoms more acutely than the fairer sex.

    Dr Ellison says men have more temperature receptors in the brain which causes them to experience the symptoms more acutely than the fairer sexThe difference lies in the area of the brain which balances a variety of bodily mechanisms, including temperature.

    Men and women both start out as equals in dealing with colds because the area is the same size in children.

    But when boys hit puberty testosterone starts to act on the area, known as the preoptic nucleus, making it larger.

    It is in the area known as the hypothalamus just underneath the cortex towards the front of the brain and hooked up to the pituitary gland, which sends out hormones.

    As a result of having more receptors, men run a higher temperature and feel rougher

    Dr Ellison, 38, a senior lecturer at Durham, said: 'When you have a cold one of the things that happens is you get an increase in temperature to fight off the bugs.

    'The bugs can't survive at higher temperatures. When your immune system is under attack the preoptic nucleus increases temperature to kill off the bugs.''But men have more temperature receptors because that area of the brain is bigger in men than women.

    'So men run a higher temperature and feel rougher - and if they complain they feel rough then maybe they're right.'

    Previous research a number of years ago did point towards Man Flu. But the findings related to genetically engineered mice and were widely regarded as inconclusive.

    Dr Ellison has used research carried out by other people on actual human brains to arrive at her conclusions in her book, Getting Your Head Around the Brian, focussing on the difference between the minds of men and women.The original research methods involved the study of brains in post mortem as well as images obtained from scans.

    'My research is on how different parts of the brain communicate with each other,' she continued.

    'My role is to put two and two together. There is no hard evidence that the feelings are worse in males in females. This is a possible cause - but the argument will rage on.

    'It is part of the whole argument about the differences between men and women and how their behaviour can be influenced by differences in their brains.'


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Alice1


    'My role is to put two and two together. There is no hard evidence that the feelings are worse in males in females. This is a possible cause - but the argument will rage on.

    Yep, like I've been saying all along - you are all weaklings!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Alice1 wrote: »
    'My role is to put two and two together. There is no hard evidence that the feelings are worse in males in females. This is a possible cause - but the argument will rage on.

    Yep, like I've been saying all along - you are all weaklings!

    Fight me and prove it :pac:

    You're the worst woman of your name etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    sick.....very sick, few sympathy posts please, no one understands me in my house. wipe your own nose is all im getting :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    sick.....very sick, few sympathy posts please, no one understands me in my house. wipe your own nose is all im getting :(

    I've been saying it for a long time - men need to organise and stand up to discrimination. We are in the middle of a full blown gender war here! I'm with you brother, retreat to your bed and have many hot drinks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Man down. Halp. :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01




  • Registered Users Posts: 213 ✭✭MetLuver


    Senna wrote: »
    I may have to MaryHarney about building a hospital in my back garden.

    What does 'MaryHarney' mean, is it another way to say 'Think' :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭thomas anderson.


    Man down, call for backup.

    On the plus side I've taken the missus down with me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Evil, pure evil. Be Brave sister anderson.


  • Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Why is everyone sick all of a sudden?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭thomas anderson.


    Not sure, but the green stuff thats be flowing out of me has been exceptional


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    I had a bad dose of it 3 weeks ago and I NEVER ever get the flu. Coughing my guts up for nearly 2 weeks but thankfully nearly passed now. Still have a dry sore throat in the morning though. On the plus side I did give it to the missus :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    Ive been in bed with it all day,i cant get out of bed cos im too weak and am aching all over, i have herself bringing lemsips up to me though, even though she was at the doctor on friday with a really bad chest infection, she is still sick but at least is taking anti biotics, and she is downstairs minding the kids one of whome has a high temp and the other has just gotten over a sore throat, but im a way sicker then the lot of them of course;) even though she doesnt believe me:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭dmc17


    shamrock55 wrote: »
    Ive been in bed with it all day,i cant get out of bed cos im too weak and am aching all over, i have herself bringing lemsips up to me though, even though she was at the doctor on friday with a really bad chest infection, she is still sick but at least is taking anti biotics, and she is downstairs minding the kids one of whome has a high temp and the other has just gotten over a sore throat, but im a way sicker then the lot of them of course;) even though she doesnt believe me:D

    I have a touch of it myself. Stay strong!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    Ah jaysus this is gonna be a long night im getting worse by the minute, im dreading the night i didnt sleep much last night and wont sleep tonight either, its taking alot of effort to even type this:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,302 ✭✭✭Supergurrier


    Culchie down :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oh for goodness' sake...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Culchie down :(

    Think positive. Don't let it beat you. A few weeks and you'll be back on your feet again!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,739 ✭✭✭dirtyden


    shamrock55 wrote: »
    Ive been in bed with it all day,i cant get out of bed cos im too weak and am aching all over, i have herself bringing lemsips up to me though, even though she was at the doctor on friday with a really bad chest infection, she is still sick but at least is taking anti biotics, and she is downstairs minding the kids one of whome has a high temp and the other has just gotten over a sore throat, but im a way sicker then the lot of them of course;) even though she doesnt believe me:D

    I hope you pull through, please god you will be able to get to the couch tomorrow for the FA cup or if herself is any good at all she will drop the tv up to the bedroom.

    God speed.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Tis just a touch of the sniffles - man up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    In school my friend used stick the sharp end of the compass in the arse of the fcker sitting in front... not very nice at all but that'd make you forget the man flu fairly quick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Tis just a touch of the sniffles - man up

    Easy for you to say. You're not a man. You'd be surprised how quick this illness can take a turn for the worst. One minute you've got the sniffles and next thing you know you've got a headache!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    I had it recently and one of the symptoms was a feeling like I had sunburn all over. Thought I had contracted some tropical disease or something (was a good chance of it as I had a meal at a pub in Dolphin's Barn recently) but I lived anyway, so keep it together and remember that the most important thing to keep in mind when your ill is this: if ever th.. oh dammit, there's the phone. All the best, yeah.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Tis just a touch of the sniffles - man up

    You're basically the Holocaust denier of this thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Snowie wrote: »
    Hey dudes im just wondering about this man flu

    who has had it ?

    My nearly 24 year old son has it and if he doesn't get better soon, I'm going to kill him if I hear one more complaint or bitchy comment!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,139 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Well it looks likes the season has arrived. I'm wrestling a hum-dinger of a dose at the moment. Going to try and kill the b@astard with a breakfast roll, coffee, galaxy chocolate and crisps this afternoon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,709 ✭✭✭✭fits


    Me too. Thought it was man flu last week but now i reckon it was a virus thing. Not proper flu as wasnt completely knocked out. Now this week i have full on snot factory man flu.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Yaaaawn


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,396 ✭✭✭raclle


    Thought i'd bring this thread back to life :)


    Havent had this thing in years. Feeling dizzy/lightheaded all week with a nose like a tap. Not sure why i bother taken medication as it doesn't work. Just ave to leave it run its course but im fkn sick of it at this stage.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,359 ✭✭✭Quandary


    raclle wrote: »
    Thought i'd bring this thread back to life :)


    Havent had this thing in years. Feeling dizzy/lightheaded all week with a nose like a tap. Not sure why i bother taken medication as it doesn't work. Just ave to leave it run its course but im fkn sick of it at this stage.

    Just because the thread has gone quiet doesn't mean some among us aren't battling this relentless illness. Man is a noble and proud beast, most of us quietly soldier on with great stoicism and hope that we can emerge the other side unscathed with no long lasting effects :(


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