Finding something you wish you didnt.

Where To · 08-02-2013 05:21PM

sparkthatbled wrote: »

Clearing out my sister's room with my Dad after she moved out to prepare to rent it out... Found something big, purple and battery operated hidden under the bottom drawer of her dresser. :eek:

I keep my talking Barney the Dinosaur hidden out of sight too.:o

somefeen · 08-02-2013 05:23PM

lilybarlean wrote: »

Cucumbers. Ya can never be too careful!

Thats a perfectly plausible if somewhat disturbing answer.

Best username ever · 08-02-2013 05:28PM

Not something I found, rather my mates girlfriend found.

She came home early one afternoon to find him upstairs with her dirty knickers on his head. He was sniffing the crotch area furiously whilst pulling the chimp off himself.

She decided to tell all of us in the pub one night..I think I laughed for about two hours after.

Duvetdays · 08-02-2013 05:33PM

Best username ever wrote: »

Not something I found, rather my mates girlfriend found.

She came home early one afternoon to find him upstairs with her dirty knickers on his head. He was sniffing the crotch area furiously whilst pulling the chimp off himself.

She decided to tell all of us in the pub one night..I think I laughed for about two hours after.

Funniest post ever!

sbsquarepants · 08-02-2013 05:35PM

House sitting in my girlfriends mothers house years back, there was a suitcase under the bed. Being the nosy fúcker that i am, i looked inside only to find it full of porn, sex toys and kinky clothes!
Pity the daughter wasn't a bit more like her:mad:

Deank · 08-02-2013 05:37PM

Best username ever wrote: »

Not something I found, rather my mates girlfriend found.

She came home early one afternoon to find him upstairs with her dirty knickers on his head. He was sniffing the crotch area furiously whilst pulling the chimp off himself.

She decided to tell all of us in the pub one night..I think I laughed for about two hours after.

Legendary post, I'm reading this on the train and just broke my hole laughing, I've people looking at me funny now

Best username ever · 08-02-2013 05:52PM

Deank wrote: »

Legendary post, I'm reading this on the train and just broke my hole laughing, I've people looking at me funny now

For about six months after this happened, any time this fella walked into a room everyone burst their hole laughing.

Cungi · 08-02-2013 05:59PM

Op you need to fill in some of the jotter for her. Example.

Monday - Feelin very horny. Can't wait for hubby to come home and ride me sideways. I'll cook him a big steak afterwards and not watch any reality tv shite.

AnonoBoy · 08-02-2013 06:06PM

A load of old homemade porn taken on polaroids featuring lumpy ugly people and a load of Nazi memorbilia in a shed out the back of a house we rented in college.

We naturally hung up the Nazi stuff, wore the SS hat and showed every visitor the photos for the whole year.

Deank · 08-02-2013 07:21PM

Best username ever wrote: »

For about six months after this happened, any time this fella walked into a room everyone burst their hole laughing.

Brilliant, just too funny, the poor girl who caught him though she can never unsee that.

doulikeit · 08-02-2013 10:21PM

Me and the brother out fishing one day we found a ring i beat d bollix outa him and then f&%ed off up the mountains for a while
Then these wee gimps wi massive feet stole me ring the c#@nts and had to follow them to some **** hole think it was cavan loads of ugly people there
There was a wee fat gimp he beat d bollix outa me then i tried to kill him a few times. Bloody mess the whole thing and never got d poxy ring back wish i never found it

G Power · 08-02-2013 10:27PM

i found out the world is actually upside down, that not enough give a **** to matter a damn to those keeping it all upside down and that ignorance is in fact bliss

what has been seen can't be unseen

Kat1170 · 08-02-2013 10:31PM

The day I found out there was no Santy

:mad::(:mad::(:mad::(:(:(

3ndahalfof6 · 08-02-2013 10:36PM

This thread, that is all.

SafeSurfer · 08-02-2013 10:37PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

A load of old homemade porn taken on polaroids featuring lumpy ugly people and a load of Nazi memorbilia in a shed out the back of a house we rented in college.

We naturally hung up the Nazi stuff, wore the SS hat and showed every visitor the photos for the whole year.

Must have been the British Royal family's old gaff.

3ndahalfof6 · 08-02-2013 10:38PM

G Power wrote: »

i found out the world is actually upside down, that not enough give a **** to matter a damn to those keeping it all upside down and that ignorance is in fact bliss

what has been seen can't be unseen

And how do they get the fig into the fig twix, that is all.

gidget · 08-02-2013 10:46PM

Yes!
About 2 years ago, i was out the back putting rubbish in the bin when out of the corner of my eye i noticed a child's drawing, which had blown into the garden. Was just about to bin it & looked at it, beside the picture of the child with her mum i noticed the note in crayon that she had written to her mum. It said " love you lots like jelly tots, i'm sorry you have to put with daddy"
No lie a sudden pang just hit me there & then wondering what must be going on in that house, that the poor child has to witness

SafeSurfer · 08-02-2013 10:48PM

gidget wrote: »

Yes!
About 2 years ago, i was out the back putting rubbish in the bin when out of the corner of my eye i noticed a child's drawing, which had blown into the garden. Was just about to bin it & looked at it, beside the picture of the child with her mum i noticed the note in crayon that she had written to her mum. It said " love you lots like jelly tots, i'm sorry you have to put with daddy"
No lie a sudden pang just hit me there & then wondering what must be going on in that house, that the poor child has to witness

Could just be the manipulative mother filling the child with her hate and resentment.

admiralofthefleet · 08-02-2013 10:56PM

kylith wrote: »

When I moved into my current abode I discovered that the previous tenant's (a friend of the family) method of condom disposal was to drop them behind the bed.

Never did I retch so much as when cleaning up 5 years' worth of used condoms. I still can't look at the bastard.

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joe stodge · 08-02-2013 11:09PM

Whilst out walking the dog one evening I passed a nextdoor neighbors middle aged very routund daughter drinking cans in the local fields with some wirey little junk ball, on the way back I had to pass them again. Only this time there was two big fat naked legs in the air with this whisp of a man going at her hammer and tongs.

These things cannot be unseen.

Deank · 08-02-2013 11:24PM

joe stodge wrote: »

Whilst out walking the dog one evening I passed a nextdoor neighbors middle aged very routund daughter drinking cans in the local fields with some wirey little junk ball, on the way back I had to pass them again. Only this time there was two big fat naked legs in the air with this whisp of a man going at her hammer and tongs.

These things cannot be unseen.

Jaysus:-(

Kat1170 · 08-02-2013 11:44PM

joe stodge wrote: »

Whilst out walking the dog one evening I passed a nextdoor neighbors middle aged very routund daughter drinking cans in the local fields with some wirey little junk ball, on the way back I had to pass them again. Only this time there was two big fat naked legs in the air with this whisp of a man going at her hammer and tongs.

These things cannot be unseen, when you stand watching and having a tug for 20 min :eek::D

FYP Ha Ha :pac::pac: