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Hatchet-wielding homeless hitchhiker stops 300 lbs racist 'Jesus' on killing spree

05-02-2013 09:37AM

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brimal

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His name is Kai, and he is a legend.

Here is the unedited interview after the incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckfBGdZoR_0

So many quotables.. I think the best line was "it was like the biggest wave I've ever ridden in my life.." as he pauses to think about the madness of it all.

The news report that was broadcast can be seen here, it has more details of the story.

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#2 05-02-2013 09:47AM

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Whatever the hitchhikers on I'm steering clear of.

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#3 05-02-2013 09:57AM

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Awesome thread title OP.

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#4 05-02-2013 10:04AM

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fair play to him....

but I can see us getting a video like this

with an emphasis on the "smash,smash.....Smaaaaaasshhhh" Part!!!

legend!

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#5 05-02-2013 10:19AM

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WOW!

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#6 05-02-2013 10:53AM

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I sense a meme on the horizon!

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#7 05-02-2013 10:53AM

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Dude is a legend

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#8 05-02-2013 11:15AM

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^That you Kai??

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#9 05-02-2013 01:52PM

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stimpson wrote: »

Awesome thread title OP.

It kind of just wrote itself :pac:

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#10 05-02-2013 11:10PM

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So many quotable parts. 'What age are you?' 'I can't call it!'

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#11 05-02-2013 11:28PM

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From the comments on Youtube :

All hail the Baked Crusader!

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#12 05-02-2013 11:38PM

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What a legend.thats funny as fook

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#13 05-02-2013 11:42PM

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He sure can swear, I'll give him that.

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#14 05-02-2013 11:45PM

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Turned off after 22 seconds... just couldn't face over 5 mins of that. Sorry OP

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#15 05-02-2013 11:47PM

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Kaiser2000 wrote: »

Turned off after 22 seconds... just couldn't face over 5 mins of that. Sorry OP

You're missing out!

That guy is a legend!

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#16 05-02-2013 11:50PM

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Straight outta Dogtown

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#17 05-02-2013 11:52PM

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One of the greatest interviews ever!

"Would you do it again?"

"What, cleave his head in with a hachett?"

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#18 05-02-2013 11:53PM

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Smash! Smash! Smash!

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#19 05-02-2013 11:53PM

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What's a pencil stick?

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#20 05-02-2013 11:54PM

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Bobby42 wrote: »

Smash! Smash! Smash!

Yes?

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#21 06-02-2013 12:16AM

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Is it just me or does he sound exactly like Jay of Jay and Silent Bob.

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#22 06-02-2013 12:18AM

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Doc Ruby wrote: »

Is it just me or does he sound exactly like Jay of Jay and Silent Bob.

I thought he sounded Canadian at first. I didn't expect West Virginian.

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#23 06-02-2013 12:43AM

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"If you're Jesus Christ, I'll be the Antichrist"

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#24 06-02-2013 12:45AM

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The end was a bit sad

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#25 06-02-2013 12:51AM

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Ginger Miller Peraza, what a name!

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#26 06-02-2013 12:55AM

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That guy is a hero. A crazy one, but a hero nonetheless.
I hope life is good to him.

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#27 06-02-2013 04:10PM

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He has appeared on the Colbert Report.. I don't think he will be homeless anymore

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#28 06-02-2013 04:19PM

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Dude, that guy was kooked out!

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#29 06-02-2013 04:27PM

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Someone needs to start a collection to buy that guy a surf board and wetsuit!

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#30 06-02-2013 04:27PM

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Gotta love being around to see the birth of internet legends :pac:

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#31 16-05-2013 09:35PM

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Hatchet guy is wanted for murder now

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news%2Flocal%2Fnew_jersey&id=9104988

This is why we can't have nice things

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