Best toilets in a pub

faceman · 31-01-2013 12:08PM #1

Inspired by the coolest features in a pub there where a publican asked people what they would like to see in a pub and most of the responses said decent toilets, I ask you the people of AH, which pub featured the best toilets and why?

And Im not talking about pubs that are part of hotels or anything where they have to have decent toilets to maintain their star rating. Im talking (excuse the pun) bog standard pubs.

Which pub has the best, most decent toilet and why?

SunnyDub1 · 31-01-2013 12:12PM

Not so much a pub but...

When the Wrights Venue in North Dublin first open it had a unisex toilet ..
I will leave it to the imagination why it was a great feature to the club :P

There is no longer a unisex toilet in the club.

CardBordWindow · 31-01-2013 12:21PM

Flynns pub in Ferrybank, just outside Waterford city.

The pub itself would be a fairly traditional pub. Old enough style.
Then you walk into the toilets, and you experience ultra modern, spotless white tiles, the works. There's even one of those dyson Airblde driers.

It's just the contrast between old man pub, and swanky jacks that make urinating such a delightful experience!

Riddle101 · 31-01-2013 12:35PM

The Morgue, Templeogue, South Dublin. Always found the toilets in that place to be pretty clean and never messy.

TwoShedsJackson · 31-01-2013 04:14PM

McGings in Westport, front of the place is someone's sitting room, complete with picture of JFK and Jackie over the fireplace. Went out to the bog after a couple of pints, expecting not much, but they were spotless and modern. Nice pub.

The_Gatsby · 31-01-2013 04:16PM

I'll be basing my next night out on this thread...

CreepingDeath · 31-01-2013 04:23PM

Any pub with disabled toilets... they're always more comfortable with more leg room, own sink and dryer etc.

AnonoBoy · 31-01-2013 04:25PM

SunnyDub1 wrote: »

When the Wrights Venue in North Dublin first open it had a unisex toilet ..
I will leave it to the imagination why it was a great feature to the club :P

Because you like listening to girls poop? :eek:

SeaFields · 31-01-2013 04:26PM

CardBordWindow wrote: »

There's even one of those dyson Airblde driers.

Have a look into one of those blade dryers next time you see one :eek:

Dyr · 31-01-2013 04:28PM

The church and zanzibar both have fairly posh jacks, only decent thing about them though

Gymsey · 31-01-2013 04:30PM

I like any of those toilets that have the hole on the side of the cubicle you can stick your lad in to clean it, its like a bidet for men. You usually have to give the wall a couple of bangs to get it going though.

Celly Smunt · 31-01-2013 04:31PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Because you like listening to girls poop? :eek:

who takes a crap in a club?

Username567 · 31-01-2013 04:36PM

pmcmahon wrote: »

who takes a crap in a club?

I have, only when absolutely necessary.

MadsL · 31-01-2013 04:39PM

There's a bar in Prague that has padded headrests over the urinals for when you are a bit 'tired and emotional' and need some support as you piss.

There was also a bar that had a deep funnel shaped sink just inside the door to the jacks if you couldn't make it all the way inside to puke. Clever.

fatknacker · 31-01-2013 04:40PM

Somewhere with a bit of decent knee-to-door room.

AnonoBoy · 31-01-2013 04:41PM

pmcmahon wrote: »

who takes a crap in a club?

Loads of people.

They've very loose bowels in the Wright Venue I hear.. Probably because Sunnydub1 used to spike the drinks with laxatives.

admiralofthefleet · 31-01-2013 04:42PM

the yacht, clontarf, north dublin.

pristine and very suited to the yuppie locals

after working in pubs most of my life i can confirm the ladies is always the most filthy after a busy night

TouchingVirus · 31-01-2013 04:44PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the yacht, clontarf, north dublin.

pristine and very suited to the yuppie locals

The irony of such a comment by the admiral of the fleet isn't lost on me

FatherLen · 31-01-2013 04:54PM

pmcmahon wrote: »

who takes a crap in a club?

it's called a party poop

channro · 31-01-2013 05:01PM

Bogs in my local

suicide_circus · 31-01-2013 05:02PM

Anywhere with a nice smooth flat surface above the cistern

enda1 · 31-01-2013 05:08PM

channro wrote: »

Bogs in my local

Is your local Mountjoy?

Garzard · 31-01-2013 05:58PM

Any sort of basic jacks are grand IMO, given that the majority aren't going to spend very long in them either way.The only complaints I have with the ones in bars, clubs or restaurants are those bloody toilet attendants. Wish they'd be gotten rid of.

As long as the jacks are clean and in good condition with everything working then thats good enough for me tbh.

NegativeCreep · 31-01-2013 06:16PM

I can never remember the toilets of any place I go to. I refuse to break the seal until I'm pissed drunk :P

channro · 31-01-2013 06:29PM

enda1 wrote: »

Is your local Mountjoy?

Small town in Donegal. The room is about twice the size of what's in the photo - just enough space for a small sink.

Pudders · 31-01-2013 06:43PM

There is a bar in Hong Kong (The felix bar - in the Peninsula hotel admittedly ...I know I read the OP) where the men's urinal is the window of the building. You are going to the toilets about 30 floors up pi$$ng on what seems like the window. Bizarre!

dollypet · 31-01-2013 06:46PM

Massimos in Galway- the urinals are made to look like open mouths.
Interesting enough for us ladies to want a look!!!

Greenmachine · 31-01-2013 06:48PM

One that hasn't open yet.

old hippy · 31-01-2013 06:52PM

They always seem to be a bit intimate and cramped, iirc. I like some of the cubicles in Japan, with the old electric toilet. Buttons to warm seat/adjust spray/bidet mode. Very comforting on the old bum if you've just had a violent poo.

bijapos · 31-01-2013 06:57PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

t

after working in pubs most of my life i can confirm the ladies is always the most filthy after a busy night

+1 to that, unbelievable the mess they make, fcukin animals are cleaner than those jacks.

Best jacks I've ever seen was in madhouse club in Hamburg about 15 years ago. The mens urinals were up against a glass wall, the top half was frosted, the bottom bit was clear. The other side of the wall was in the womens jacks, so they could essentially check your cock out will you had a wazz!

Crazy Krauts indeed!

docmol · 31-01-2013 07:00PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/gallery/5655635/urinal

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