Kids say the dumbest things

TeddyTedson · 21-01-2013 07:26PM #1

Ok so what stupid things have you all heard kids say.
This has to be one of my favourites...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

biko · 21-01-2013 07:27PM

"Save some food for me daddy!"

makes me laugh every time.

Fromthetrees · 21-01-2013 07:28PM

'I'm hungry dad', pfft, :rolleyes:, I have enough dole for drinks alright and that's the end of it.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-01-2013 07:28PM

"He touched me here, and here, and here"

Silly kids with their imaginations!

ArtyM · 21-01-2013 07:35PM

Wee guy (playing): Ah sh*t!
Me: Thats a bad word, you should say oops instead.
Wee guy(5 mins later): Oops, not ah sh*t. See, I didnt say sh*t that time!

Culleeo · 21-01-2013 08:00PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0S1VmlHb0Y

JamieKCCO · 21-01-2013 08:26PM

Our family went over to London to visit relatives years and years ago, I was only 5 and my brother was 3.

So the 2 of us were on the bus with my dad, and there was a black man sitting across the way from us. Now it was my brothers first time seeing a black person so he turns around to my dad and shouts "Look Dad, that man has a chocolate nose!"

I was only 5 but I still remember how awkward it was after that