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Have you ever had a medical scare?

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  • #32
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    A doctor told me before that I'd need to stop masturbating.

    Apparently it was distracting him while he was trying to check my tonsils.

    Reminds me of a passenger on an Aer Lingus plane in London who was asked by two air hostess to stop, but the pilot shot off anyway BOOOM BOOOM!!!!


  • #33
    marketty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭marketty


    One of my balls is bigger than the other two

    Should I be worried?


  • #34
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    marketty wrote: »
    One of my balls is bigger than the other two

    Should I be worried?

    empty them and youll be grand


  • #35
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    empty them and youll be grand

    I believe the mod warned against giving out medical advice. :rolleyes: :)


  • #36
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    marketty wrote: »
    One of my balls is bigger than the other two

    Should I be worried?

    Is that three balls you have?


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  • #37
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    gbee wrote: »
    Is that three balls you have?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk


  • #38
    lolli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭lolli


    I almost died when I contracted meningococcal meningitis and septicaemia at 12 years old. It was so painful.


  • #39
    byhookorbycrook
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    Take meds each month than have 194/1 chance of killing me.


  • #40
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    lolli wrote: »
    I almost died when I contracted meningococcal meningitis and septicaemia at 12 years old. It was so painful.

    So many never get to say this.

    Medical assistance must have been instant, say what we like about them at times, here's to those who owe our lives to them.


  • #41
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A few scary bills from wife's cancer.


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  • #42
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    gbee wrote: »
    I believe the mod warned against giving out medical advice. :rolleyes: :)

    whats medical about a sherman


  • #43
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    OneArt wrote: »
    Nearly got run over by an ambulance once.

    Scary AND medical.

    there used to be a pub in harolds cross called the grove, it was a mental place. one day a fella had a heart attack and an ambulance was called. one of the rehulars in his 70's was leaving and got a smack of the ambulance as it was pulling in.


  • #44
    lolli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭lolli


    gbee wrote: »
    So many never get to say this.

    Medical assistance must have been instant, say what we like about them at times, here's to those who owe our lives to them.

    I was very lucky. The hospital had to fight very hard to save me. 13 years later my 3 week old daughter contracted meningitis also and thankfully we rushed her to hospital in time also... although I really didnt think she had meningitis at the time :)


  • #45
    jluv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,050 ✭✭✭jluv


    Sat morn foot started to swell.By sat eve lower leg totally swollen. Sun morn swollen to knee. Mon morn swelling gone to mid thigh. Went to work,called doctor. drove to doctor. She took one look at my leg and freaked out at me. Thought it looked like DVT(had been on flight few days earlier) Had to call sis as would'nt let me drive to hospital.Sat at hospital thinking I had a blood clot. Turns out a cyst at back of my knee had ruptured and poisened my leg. Was scary for a while and did end with me being totally off my feet for 2 weeks in really bad pain!


  • #46
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    whats medical about a sherman

    sherman, new phrase on me, anyway, it was a throw away punchline, [weak joke]


  • #47
    Synyster Shadow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,773 ✭✭✭Synyster Shadow


    galwayrush wrote: »
    A few scary bills from wife's cancer.

    Worth every cent


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